luckyluke 1 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 A nebulous, putrid reek constantly orbits his gargantuan sphincter and oscillates wildly when new bursts of black matter shoot from within his arsehole, extirpating all carbon-based lifeforms within a 15 yard radius. You don't half talk some shit KSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Is this worth reading from Page 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Page 1 doesn't exist. It's only because so called scientists have told you there is a page 1 that you swallow it. The earth doesn't spin around page 1, page1 spins around the earth, which is flat and rests on the backs of 4 stellar elephants, who stand on the back of the Great Turtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3350 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Is this worth reading from Page 1? God no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Page 1 doesn't exist. It's only because so called scientists have told you there is a page 1 that you swallow it. The earth doesn't spin around page 1, page1 spins around the earth, which is flat and rests on the backs of 4 stellar elephants, who stand on the back of the Great Turtle. good books those.....although i think it was a bit overdone, read two or three of them and lost interest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 good books those.....although i think it was a bit overdone, read two or three of them and lost interest I'd worry about plagiarism but he's forgot he wrote them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6175 Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Wolfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 good knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Came back to this thread hoping that the age old "Satellites, do they or don't they exist" question had finally been solved. Sadly it remains a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4347 Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 That will be one spectacular mother of a crash when it all goes wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13003 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Hopefully it rips Japan out of the Earth and flings it all into space as punishment for their dodgy porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 the bubbles will make for a soft landing though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Risks- the elevator and spaceport will be at risk of collision with orbiting satellites. Pfft … have they not consulted Wolfy? If not, no way I'm going up in that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36556 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 When you see it on your TV screen, that's not actual size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 You mean like if Star Wars had been filmed with these ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Has anyone ever took the time to have a look how the massive tank and solid booster rockets are attached to the space shuttle? Get a decent picture up and have a look at the supports supposedly holding the shuttle to the massive tanks, then picture that shuttle shooting up into space at 25,000 mph, held on by those little supports. The funniest bit is the fact that the top section is held on with one bolt.....yes I did say ONE bolt. These bolts are either made of diamond or some seriously strong metal when you think it's allegedly attached to the underside of the shuttle and should in reality tear apart. Whatever they launch from the space centres isn't a real shuttle. They say that shuttle glides to Earth on re-entry but you can plainly see that the shuttle is not shaped to be anything like a glider and would drop like a stone under no power. All the shuttle is, is a jet under power and if you watch some landing, you can clearly hear it is under power. Hard to take in ,I know but before you all start going into a frenzy, I suggest to analyse what I'm saying and see what you think. you have just surpassed KSA as the resident comedian on the board........possibly the funniest thing i've read in a while.....thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I see where you're coming from Wolfy. That there NASA, capable of maintaining a massive con involving tens of thousands of co-conspirators, but incapable of designing a strong bolt. There's no flies on you, is there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Can't believe this thread is still going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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