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27 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

And about a fortnight of that was downtime due the Queen popping her clogs, too.

And a similar period for conference season 

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20 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Apparently Shapps is a mate of Rishi”’s so it’s an attempt to appeal to that side of the party . That’s it I think, yeah. 40:50 seat Tory majority in 2024 now. Truss returned with full 5 year mandate etc etc :cuppa:

You reckon? 

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27 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

 

:lol:

 

Fucking hell. Not sure which is funnier, this lot of tory cunts or SAFC. 


Shit reason to resign tbh. She's looking for any excuse to abandon the sinking ship 

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I don't think so. I think she didn't want to resign. She had her dream job torpedoing boats in the channel and arresting the tofu eating wokerati. 

 

She's been made to resign imo. And she's not happy about it. 

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33 minutes ago, Alex said:

You reckon? 


No. I think your sarcasm sensor needs re booting :D

 

28 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I can't tell what's real and what isn't with anything to do with politics at the minute, including this. 

 

See above 

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41 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

 

:lol:

 

Fucking hell. Not sure which is funnier, this lot of tory cunts or SAFC. 


‘Look I made a minor mistake so it’s time to jump ship. Also did you know I hate foreigners?

 

Anyway, cheerio.

 

Suella

 

p.s. I really fucking hate foreigners’

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21 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


No. I think your sarcasm sensor needs re booting :D

 

 

See above 

I was just checking as I wanted the number of your dealer if you were being serious ;) 

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1 hour ago, Craig said:

Grant Shapps is widely rumoured to replace her :suicide:

Truss - “ Hello, Theresa, I’ve sacked Cruella, can we have a quick chat?”

 

Coffey -“ …… “

 

Truss - “ Hello? Are you there?”

 

Coffey -“ … *burps”

 

Truss- “ Are… are you eating again Theresa?”

 

Coffey- “ *gulps* No… maybe… it was just a snack, roast chicken- just the one”

 

Truss- “ Never mind, so, I’m being pressured in to offering Schapps the Home Offi-“

 

Coffey -“ PRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPSSSSSSSHHHHH”

 

Truss- “ DID YOU JUST FART AT ME COFFEY???”

 

Coffey - “ No! Nooooo!
Well, it started as a fart, but I followed through, so technically, no I didn’t”

 

Truss -“ Ffs Theresa ! Look, I’m not giving it to Schapps…”

 

Coffey -“ Why the (*belches), sorry, why the fuck not? 


Truss-“ Because he looks like Smeegol halfway to becoming Gollum, makes me retch looking at him.

You’ve already got two jobs, do want it?”

 

Coffey- “ Fuck that, you’ll be gone by next week…”

 

Truss- “ I’ll make it worthwhile…”

 

Coffey- “ ?????”

 

Truss- “ I’ll pay for daily KFC for Second Breakfast and you can have Fridays off to recover from the expenses paid Thursday Curry Club Card in Spoons”

 

Coffey - “ Announce it! “

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Daniel Kawcynski on Sky News promoting the conspiracy theories that claim friends of Sunak in the Treasury and the BOE tanked the markets intentionally. 

 

Sam Coates cannot fucking believe his ears. :lol:

 

He's had to twice say to him "sorry, are you saying that you believe these conspiracy theories?" 

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2 minutes ago, Alex said:

I was just checking as I wanted the number of your dealer if you were being serious ;) 

 

Tbf old Paddock Tits thought the mini budget was going to win them the next election, so YOU KNOW THERE IS THAT.... cat-cat-stare.gif

 

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