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Somewhere in Guantanamo Bay:

 

American CIA director: "Ok guys, I want to know what the heck is going on here? This dude has been in for questioning for 12 days now and is living his best life and hasn't broke yet, what gives?"

 

CIA Agent: "I'm not sure, sir, we started on the water boarding then kept increasing the time under water and then just started pouring it straight down his throat but he only thanks us for it and only gets uncomfortable when we stop."

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

It's why I look about 25.


It's how many times you must go for a piss in the night more like.

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34 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

That'll be those camels, famous for not needing to drink water? :razz:

 

i knew some pedant would pick me up in this, which is why i googled it before choosing an animal. so sit on that and swivel 

 

Camels are often cited as the animals that can drink the most water at one time, potentially consuming over 30 gallons in just a few minutes. 

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7 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Hope it gets sorted PL, sounds fucking awfull.

 

On the bright side, it did remind me of Joanne Whalley in her prime.

 

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I preferred Gina Bellman in that but yeah singing detective was fucking glorious nonsense will hot as fuck women...

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I drink loads of water too, pints and pints of it. I’m fine through the night, but if I have one lager I’m up twice at least.

 

Life fucking ruins everything fun.

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