Dr Gloom 26337 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 5 litres of water a day?!?! Are you a camel? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63171 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 It's why I look about 25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43923 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Somewhere in Guantanamo Bay: American CIA director: "Ok guys, I want to know what the heck is going on here? This dude has been in for questioning for 12 days now and is living his best life and hasn't broke yet, what gives?" CIA Agent: "I'm not sure, sir, we started on the water boarding then kept increasing the time under water and then just started pouring it straight down his throat but he only thanks us for it and only gets uncomfortable when we stop." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27778 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 17 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: 5 litres of water a day?!?! Are you a camel? That'll be those camels, famous for not needing to drink water? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12372 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 24 minutes ago, Gemmill said: It's why I look about 25. It's how many times you must go for a piss in the night more like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63171 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 I don't have to get up at all during the night..... Yet. I'm sure it's in the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16172 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 38 minutes ago, Gemmill said: It's why I look about 25 stone. It's water weight. I promise. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26337 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 34 minutes ago, Renton said: That'll be those camels, famous for not needing to drink water? i knew some pedant would pick me up in this, which is why i googled it before choosing an animal. so sit on that and swivel Camels are often cited as the animals that can drink the most water at one time, potentially consuming over 30 gallons in just a few minutes. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22481 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 7 hours ago, Toonpack said: Hope it gets sorted PL, sounds fucking awfull. On the bright side, it did remind me of Joanne Whalley in her prime. I preferred Gina Bellman in that but yeah singing detective was fucking glorious nonsense will hot as fuck women... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15584 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: 5 litres of water a day?!?! Are you a camel? Stores it in his knees 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5423 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 I drink loads of water too, pints and pints of it. I’m fine through the night, but if I have one lager I’m up twice at least. Life fucking ruins everything fun. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39218 Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 I assume most of the non-virgins on here have had the snip by now? I'm booked in for Saturday and it sounds all fairly straightforward. Sadly for the rest of the world there will be no more little ewerks running around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63171 Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13477 Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39218 Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 If it's those two doing it then there's no way I'm getting out of there without letting the boys out one last time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39218 Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 10 minutes ago, Gemmill said: When I mentioned non-virgins you were obviously excluded. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63171 Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 Fwiw I predict that it all goes absolutely swimmingly, and there are no post-op complications whatsoever. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39218 Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 Thanks. Me this time next week: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43923 Posted July 22 Share Posted July 22 1 hour ago, ewerk said: I assume most of the non-virgins on here have had the snip by now? I'm booked in for Saturday and it sounds all fairly straightforward. Sadly for the rest of the world there will be no more little ewerks running around. Just hold a bag of frozen peas near it for half an hour and you'll out be playing five-a-side an hour later just like I wasn't. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14502 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 10 hours ago, Gemmill said: Fwiw I predict that it all goes absolutely swimmingly, and there are no post-op complications whatsoever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 7467 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 14 hours ago, ewerk said: I assume most of the non-virgins on here have had the snip by now? I'm booked in for Saturday and it sounds all fairly straightforward. Sadly for the rest of the world there will be no more little ewerks running around. Its on my agenda for this year. did actually have it booked in for march but decided to get incredibly ill for several months instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15584 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 15 hours ago, ewerk said: I assume most of the non-virgins on here have had the snip by now? I'm booked in for Saturday and it sounds all fairly straightforward. Sadly for the rest of the world there will be no more little ewerks running around. Hope you're being a real man and staying awake and having a local. They're way more gentle if you're awake. My gaffer had his a little while after me and had a general, he was off a week with swollen agony "rugby balls" as he put it. I was snipped in the morning and walking around Whitley Bay in the afternoon. I did milk it for an extra days pat and mick though The injection of the local fucking knacks btw, but only for a second or two (feels like an hour mind). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28533 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 20 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Hope you're being a real man and staying awake and having a local. They're way more gentle if you're awake. My gaffer had his a little while after me and had a general, he was off a week with swollen agony "rugby balls" as he put it. I was snipped in the morning and walking around Whitley Bay in the afternoon. I did milk it for an extra days pat and mick though The injection of the local fucking knacks btw, but only for a second or two (feels like an hour mind). I don't think they allow you to be slapped asleep now. All the lads I know who've had it are awake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15584 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 28 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I don't think they allow you to be slapped asleep now. All the lads I know who've had it are awake. Good, was your choice back in the day, the injection is FUCKING WHITE HOT AGONY though ( @ewerk ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63171 Posted July 23 Share Posted July 23 If they stick a pacemaker in under local anaesthetic, you lads shouldn't even be getting that for a little bit of knot tying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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