Kid Dynamite 6187 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Perez you fuckin beauty!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28456 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Brilliant by Perez, glad Sissoko never skied it, completely undeserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6471 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Bloody hell Alnwick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoslingBeast 0 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Fuck off Alnwick, bloody untalented goalkeeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6187 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 How many points has this keeper cost us man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28456 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Shit defending but still, Alnwick went down like my old subbuteo keeper used to. Fucking awful watching this kid, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 They need to hurry up and get a loan in the second the window opens. This kid is a fucking embarrassment he has been a fucking joke today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 We need to fuck Alnwick off like as he is absolutely shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28456 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I'e got rusty water running down my legs every time the ball goes near Alnwick so fuck knows what's going through his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28456 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Haidara's been fucking awful since coming on. How many time's he lost the ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6471 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 We need to fuck Alnwick off like as he is absolutely shite. And his beard is awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6187 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Chucked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 What a fabulous new dawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Jesus fucking wept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoslingBeast 0 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 At least we scored three. Things will be a lot better when Krul is back and a new defender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Aye fuck off Alnwick and take Carver with you, neither can do their job tbh. Everytime the kid dives for a ball his arms are flailing everywhere, no control at all, no awareness of his posts, no control of his box, I don't know how the fuck this kid has trained for this long to play in goal he can't even do the most basic goalkeeping things. Carver subbing on a left back for a left winger with a 12m left winger sat on the bench gives a good insight into how Pardew thought he was king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Overriding feeling is that I'm very nervous that Carver will get the job. Second half was diabolical, fair play to Burnley but we did all we could to let them back in to it and they were unlucky to not win. Â Shocking subs and tactics, and Alnwick and Williamson just shouldn't be anywhere near this team. Not even the bench. Try Woodman if we have to, he can't be any worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6567 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 We looked beyond clueless in the second half. It's going to take some time to wash that man out of our hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graing 15 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 When is Krul due back? Perez looked fantastic again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 758 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Like I said, Carver is just Pardew with a Geordie accent. The same shit formation and selection, the same over-reliance on cloggers/"water carriers" rather than attacking players, the same suspect defence (what in fuck was Dummett playing at? How about Williamson's suicide header late on?), the same dogshit substitutions (Armstrong has contributed nothing so far at any point he's been on the pitch, Haidara was abominable, our 12m signing rots unused on the bench.) Â 2 points hoyed away, fanks Mike, fuck off Carver and Stone and take Alnwick with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 In fact, put Woodman Sr in goal if he's not fucked off to Palace yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatty 24 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Some thoughts. Â 1) Carver got the set-up right in the first half. Burnley allowed us to come onto them and we did just that, well. 2) Carver made an absolute 100 car pile-up fireball of the second half. 3 system changes is not wise. 3) The first change saw us go 4-1-4-1 and leave a lone striker, which ended up as Armstrong. What good is he going to do in that role? 4) Then we ended up with a 3-5-1-1 formation, which resulted in our attacking play being really spread and hindered our ball retention. When will get see a Newcastle team that uses possession as a defensive tool? 5) Alnwick can't save a shot that's a yard either side with pace. Seems like he has really stumpy poppadom arms. 6) Whoever decided that Alnwick was a worthy 3rd choice needs to get their head checked. Loan keeper in January please. Krul, Elliot and Darlow for next season. 7) Ayoze is fucking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 15132 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Well what a parcel of shite that was.....taking off Rivière was a fuckin joke. He's not exactly Diego Costa but he was scaring the fuckin shit out of the Burnley defence. We then lost any semblance of control in the centre of the park and tried to hit them on the break. Hopefully Krul will be back after the cup game but our season could be over by then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Jesus Christ!! what in the hell happened, fucking Alnwick absolutely shit keeper. Carver you useless prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 758 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Aye Ayoze standing out as one of the few bright lights of yet another crap season. The lad is pure quality and constantly gets us out of trouble. Too bad we will be selling him next January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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