trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 "Forget about what people think of me. Forget about what you think of the footballers. Get behind the football club, get behind the team. Forget about what you think of Mike (Ashley) and Lee (Charnley) and everybody. Get behind the football club because we want to be in the Premier League next year. Alright, then we’ll get to the summer, we’ll have a post-mortem, and then you can say what you want to say. For now, for the next three weeks, for the next three games. Get behind the football team. To keep this football club in the Premiership." This from todays press conference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 38939 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Edit: I've nicked that, if you don't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12480 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 "Forget about what people think of me. Forget about what you think of the footballers. Get behind the football club, get behind the team. Forget about what you think of Mike (Ashley) and Lee (Charnley) and everybody. Get behind the football club because we want to be in the Premier League next year. Alright, then we’ll get to the summer, we’ll have a post-mortem, and then you can say what you want to say. For now, for the next three weeks, for the next three games. Get behind the football team. To keep this football club in the Premiership." This from todays press conference This was said last year too, they can get to fuck man, there wont be a post mortem if we survive it'll simply be 'okay what's the least we can do to survive and we'll see where we are in January' as fucking always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Trying the old guilt trip technique Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32627362 "I'm the best coach in the Premier League" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 "Forget about what people think of me. Forget about what you think of the footballers. Get behind the football club, get behind the team. Forget about what you think of Mike (Ashley) and Lee (Charnley) and everybody. Get behind the football club because we want to be in the Premier League next year. Alright, then we’ll get to the summer, we’ll have a post-mortem, and then you can say what you want to say. For now, for the next three weeks, for the next three games. Get behind the football team. To keep this football club in the Premiership." This from todays press conference Forget that 1+1 = 2 Forget cause and effect Forget any sense of logic whatsoever and just give us yer feckin money!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 He's been hanging about with Fat Twat Sam too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26602 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 “It’s not a normal situation. "I’ll tell you what a normal situation is: after five games - no, make that six games - they’d have said, 'There’s your P45. You are fired.' That is a normal situation in football in Premier League management. That is what happens. You get fired. “But all the circumstances going on here, that has not happened because they [the top brass] know the [injury and suspension] situation. That is why they are backing me. They have seen me working and what I am trying to do and what I have got. Those are the facts.” “All this rubbish about me being fired, resigning, stepping aside, walking away... [it's] complete and utter rubbish. “If you would have seen how upbeat I was on Monday morning. I surprised a few of the staff with how upbeat I was. “I had a healthy conversation with [managing director] Lee Charnley. I got the backing from Mike Ashley. He [Charnley] never asked me to resign.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Good to hear he's upbeat. Really puts me at ease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12480 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 What a fucking shambles, that's what we needed right now this useless cunt settling comfortably into the management seat. No wonder he come out saying he's the top coach in the Prem, I fully expect he walked into that meeting with Lee with his shoulders slouched and left with his chest further out than Stevie Teeeeeeeeeeee. I just imagine it went like when Michael in the American version of The Office tried to fire Creed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34998 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 If you would have seen how upbeat I was on Monday morning. I surprised a few of the staff with how upbeat I was." That isn't surprise. They think you're a fucking retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10072 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) Look at the state of the divvy cunt, man. Surprised he can manage his own arse to shite, let alone a football club Edited May 8, 2015 by Sonatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5999 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 all of your favourite films are from the 80s. And Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 He's just won't shut the fuck up http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-head-coach-john-carver-9205380 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12480 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 He's just won't shut the fuck up http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-head-coach-john-carver-9205380 Fucking hell man, how can they have the gall to push all these 'get behind the lads' messages then the next day have the bloke come out and go "oh aye I'd be long gone if I was in charge of anyone else" like it's some fucking source of pride! Fuck 'the lads' they gave up long ago and fuck the ownership and leadership of the club as they've intentionally done the minimum required since our promotion and it's close to catching them out again like it was last year and the year before. I honestly just wish Carver would shut his fucking trap and just get on with losing every week, he's the one attracting attention to himself now with his utter insane rants. How can a bloke come out and say he believes he's the best in the league and then say that he would be sacked if he was anywhere else? Incredible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 How can a bloke come out and say he believes he's the best in the league and then say that he would be sacked if he was anywhere else? Incredible Maybe what he meant was that he's the best coach in the league at not getting sacked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19883 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Maybe what he meant was that he's the best coach in the league at not getting sacked? He's definitely the best at that He's the best bad coach too. Could that be what he meant? He's number one in the clueless rankings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34998 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 He's absolutely dreamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38939 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 His head is wider at the bottom than at the top. Reminds me of someone...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34998 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 His forehead is like sun-baked clay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38939 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 His nose is like crunchy peanut butter- lumpy spread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34998 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 His teeth are like a witch-doctor's necklace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38939 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 His chins are like a Mackem Tory's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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