Meenzer 18039 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: Not really seeing as he wouldn’t be eligible to play until next season and we’d need to extend the physio room to allow for him and Carroll. Nee bother 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13491 Posted March 2, 2020 Author Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) More likely just to full up a wheelie bin with a hosepipe and chuck a few ice cubes in for good measure. Here's a regular of the board demonstrating it to good effect Edited March 2, 2020 by Sonatine 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 4598 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Sonatine said: More likely just to full up a wheelie bin with a hosepipe and chuck a few ice cubes in for good measure. Here's a regular of the board demonstrating it to good effect Is that CT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Nah, it’s only a regular sized bin. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 https://twitter.com/nevillesouthall/status/1234466863482130443?s=21 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22508 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 FUCK YOUR SPORTS SCIENCE https://sport.optus.com.au/articles/os6102/wolverhampton-wanderers-premier-league-success 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11895 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39251 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 What a yappy German cunt. He was asked about the potential effect of it on his team. Not if he had cracked the cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 11895 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, ewerk said: What a yappy German cunt. He was asked about the potential effect of it on his team. Not if he had cracked the cure. Well, he said that’s not something for him to answer. He would do what the people knowing about those things would tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39251 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Then just say that. Say that hopefully it won't affect games and the club will take precautions as directed. Don't make the journalist out to be a dick for asking a reasonable question. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28562 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 3 hours ago, ewerk said: What a yappy German cunt. He was asked about the potential effect of it on his team. Not if he had cracked the cure. God you sound like that Wykiki! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 3 hours ago, ewerk said: What a yappy German cunt. He was asked about the potential effect of it on his team. Not if he had cracked the cure. Since that young man utd fan sent him that letter Atletico Madrid 1 Liverpool 0 Watford 3 Liverpool 0 Chelsea 2 Liverpool 0 I wonder if he sent a letter to the FA asking to cancel this season because of the coronavirus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39251 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Maybe Klopp was right... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 What a bellend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22508 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Maybe Klopp was right... I’m currently getting out patient treatment for my worsening asthma condition. For the part 3 years I’ve worked doing maintenance in doctors surgeries, in & out of them a all day every day. On Tuesday morning at the surgery I was working in a woman presented with the symptoms of flu having just arrived back from a holiday in Egypt. I phoned my boss who sent me home (we’d been talking about this for some time, he’s got a degree in risk assessment and understands these things) and told me to phone my gp for an appointment to get signed off. My gp basically said it wasn’t his or his practice’s problem and I should phone 111. NHS England said there was nothing they could help with either until the government advice changes. I can’t say I’m not concerned about all this. Youthful bravado left me some time ago. I’m going to get very Ill indeed if I catch this from fuckin idiots not knowing that turning up at doctors surgeries is going to decimate local plans to cope with the virus. We have a team in Devon who look after this practice https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/local-news/devon-gp-self-isolating-after-3915977 Someone presented there with symptoms too. Le Tissier is a big nosed ill informed know nothing cunt. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43950 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 7 hours ago, PaddockLad said: I’m currently getting out patient treatment for my worsening asthma condition. For the part 3 years I’ve worked doing maintenance in doctors surgeries, in & out of them a all day every day. On Tuesday morning at the surgery I was working in a woman presented with the symptoms of flu having just arrived back from a holiday in Egypt. I phoned my boss who sent me home (we’d been talking about this for some time, he’s got a degree in risk assessment and understands these things) and told me to phone my gp for an appointment to get signed off. My gp basically said it wasn’t his or his practice’s problem and I should phone 111. NHS England said there was nothing they could help with either until the government advice changes. I can’t say I’m not concerned about all this. Youthful bravado left me some time ago. I’m going to get very Ill indeed if I catch this from fuckin idiots not knowing that turning up at doctors surgeries is going to decimate local plans to cope with the virus. We have a team in Devon who look after this practice https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/local-news/devon-gp-self-isolating-after-3915977 Someone presented there with symptoms too. Le Tissier is a big nosed ill informed know nothing cunt. Any friends or relatives of his who are elderly or have pre-existing conditions might be looking at him a bit differently today, mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5304 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 47 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Any friends or relatives of his who are elderly or have pre-existing conditions might be looking at him a bit differently today, mind. I don't know what the medical services are like on Guernsey where he probably has family (I'd presume decent as it's full of rich cunts) but that was my first thought as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50753 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 8 hours ago, PaddockLad said: I’m currently getting out patient treatment for my worsening asthma condition. For the part 3 years I’ve worked doing maintenance in doctors surgeries, in & out of them a all day every day. On Tuesday morning at the surgery I was working in a woman presented with the symptoms of flu having just arrived back from a holiday in Egypt. I phoned my boss who sent me home (we’d been talking about this for some time, he’s got a degree in risk assessment and understands these things) and told me to phone my gp for an appointment to get signed off. My gp basically said it wasn’t his or his practice’s problem and I should phone 111. NHS England said there was nothing they could help with either until the government advice changes. I can’t say I’m not concerned about all this. Youthful bravado left me some time ago. I’m going to get very Ill indeed if I catch this from fuckin idiots not knowing that turning up at doctors surgeries is going to decimate local plans to cope with the virus. We have a team in Devon who look after this practice https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/local-news/devon-gp-self-isolating-after-3915977 Someone presented there with symptoms too. Le Tissier is a big nosed ill informed know nothing cunt. So, are we going to have a sweepstake on the first Toontastic poster to get the Lurgy? Paddocklad is front runner at the minute, I’ll put myself up for it as my wee lassie is away to Northern Italy on a school ski trip tomorrow, Quiff is a risk because of all the dodgy Chinese Kamagra he’s necking, and Noelie is our eldest poster, so he’s automatically doomed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18039 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 I volunteer at junior parkrun every week and give high-fives to a hundred little germ-carriers. I've already booked myself a plot & put our bogroll stocks on eBay to fund it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22508 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Did Noelie post after the West Brom game? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5195 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 I'm basically a gonner. Last Sept had a little case of heart failure, so I'm on all sorts of drugs for that, and I'm already on high blood pressure meds, so I'm hitting those high risk metrics nicely I'm in logistics, and a major sector we cover is healthcare so my workers are constantly in and out of hospitals doctors and carehomes, and delivering drugs to ill people. I've already had four places we regular send people to shut because of infections. On the bright side if I croak we will almost definitely win the cup just to spite me so you can all thank me for that 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9004 Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 There's no hope of us winning any cups mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9004 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Having said that, imagine if we did but it was played behind closed doors. 😂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 BTs coverage of Liverpool, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Liverpool are never at home, they’re always at “Anfield” No matter how grammatically incorrect it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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