Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dr Gloom 24716]

9 hours ago, sammynb said:

With the sodomy? That's called a reach around, so they probably gave the world that as well - nice pickup Gloomy.

Rimming, surely

[RobinRobin 13268]

I could probably believe the rest of it, but a footballer referring to Greek (or any) civilisation is going a bit far.  

[Kitman 2574]

On 03/09/2020 at 07:01, Dr Gloom said:

Rimming, surely

Rimming and reacharound, that’s a trombone

[Alex 38490]

Or an Eric Bristow 

[Monkeys Fist 47264]

I’m never watching darts again. 

 

 

 

( I never watched it before, but I’m never watching it again). 

[Tom 14616]

 

[Dr Gloom 24716]

12 hours ago, Kitman said:

Rimming and reacharound, that’s a trombone

that would be the rusty trombone

[Tdansmith 3260]

Chelsea spend another 70 million on one player 

Nice of the premier league to allow them to keep on spending that much 

[ewerk 35019]

What’s the problem with it?

[Tdansmith 3260]

15 minutes ago, ewerk said:

What’s the problem with it?

I was being sarcastic, premier league didnt want NUFC to do it.

[Kid Dynamite 8153]

Chelsea have got a decent team now, keeper and Zouma aside 

 

 

[Sonatine 12507]

 

[Tom 14616]

Class  

[Monkeys Fist 47264]

[PaddockLad 20256]

 

[Carl 175]

Jose mourinho is fucking hilarious

[Sonatine 12507]

Quote

 

Phil Foden and Mason Greenwood have been dropped from the England squad after breaching quarantine rules by inviting women to the team hotel in Iceland

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15487]

You can’t be going around blaming young lads for taking their chance to shag some Icelandic tarts ffs. The game is on its arse

[Tom 14616]

Fucks sake. The media is so toxic.

 

[ewerk 35019]

They deserve everything they get. They know the rules and they know that the health of themselves and others is at stake. Fuck them.

[Alex 38490]

It was fucking stupid but as a country we’re basically inviting young kids to catch the virus in the med then come home and spread it round 

[Tdansmith 3260]

Looks like no crowds at Premier League games for a long time now, after Boris says october's planned limited comeback is "under review" 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Having every game on telly is mint though. I'm getting SHITFACED on Saturday 

[Kid Dynamite 8153]

16 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Looks like no crowds at Premier League games for a long time now, after Boris says october's planned limited comeback is "under review" 

It’s going to kill a lot of non league/lower league clubs 

[Monkeys Fist 47264]

2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Having every game on telly is mint though. I'm getting SHITFACED on Saturday 

Alcohol isn’t real man, it’s all a placebo invented by China.