Polarboy 2124 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Tom said: Food £200 Car £240 Mortgage £500 Cans £1865 Utility £150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying Move into your car and dumpster dive for food, sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Tom said: Cans £2955 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said: If ya spending that much on cans, you should sell the car. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 6 hours ago, t00nraider2 said: You having a tweezer wank? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Patter more lifting than his mother’s minge tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16492 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Potentially, within 4 weeks, we can sit back and watch wall to wall football as 90 PL games are broadcast live on telly, along with the Champions League and Europa League latter stages, safe in the knowledge that we are no longer owned by Ashley and that Bruce will be on his way out in the Summer. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 26 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: 2 mad facts in that story 1 - Her Dad created Lightwater Valley 2 - She's got Huntington's disease which will kill her 15-20 years after she develops symptoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 17 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: 2 mad facts in that story 1 - Her Dad created Lightwater Valley 2 - She's got Huntington's disease which will kill her 15-20 years after she develops symptoms if you’ve got access could you copy & paste?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: if you’ve got access could you copy & paste?... Just in case you missed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 52 minutes ago, Alex said: Patter more lifting than his mother’s minge tbh Didn’t smell that bad, actually. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) never saw this take coming from "merse" mind https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/paul-merson-newcastle-united-takeover-18110088 Edited April 17, 2020 by Dr Gloom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2124 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) The thing about Merson is that being annoyed or upset that he's said something stupid, is like getting upset with someone in their 80's for shitting themselves. Edited April 17, 2020 by Polarboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30239 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Merson never has a good word to say for us. He’s thick as pig’s shit as well 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: never saw this take coming from "merse" mind https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/paul-merson-newcastle-united-takeover-18110088 I get that he doesn’t like us but if he genuinely thinks that if the owners spent £600m on the team we’d not have a chance of breaking in the top four he’s off his map. While it’s not worth mentioning how wrong he is I also find it funny that he’s essentially saying we can’t buy our way in but then references Man City as being in that elite, a team who.... well... bought their way in. To be honest if he’s that biased against a side he shouldn’t really be paid to give his opinion on football. I immensely dislike Sunderland but if they were in the PL and suddenly had owners who would spend £600m on their team they’d be a very good football side, to say otherwise is foolish. We aren’t going to go out and buy Mbappe but there’s no reason we can’t go and buy someone like, say, Grealish from a tin pot side headed for relegation. It would be an immediate step up for him, players of that bracket would definitely come. Sure you’d miss out on some that might get an offer from a current CL side and they opt for that but it’s utter drivel for him to act like we are going to sit not being able to buy decent players, we are in the PL after all which according to him in that set of quotes we should be immensely thankful to Ashley for. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 53 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: 2 - She's got Huntington's disease which will kill her 15-20 years after she develops symptoms Hopefully the deal is signed off by then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16492 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 30 minutes ago, Howay said: I get that he doesn’t like us but if he genuinely thinks that if the owners spent £600m on the team we’d not have a chance of breaking in the top four he’s off his map. While it’s not worth mentioning how wrong he is I also find it funny that he’s essentially saying we can’t buy our way in but then references Man City as being in that elite, a team who.... well... bought their way in. To be honest if he’s that biased against a side he shouldn’t really be paid to give his opinion on football. I immensely dislike Sunderland but if they were in the PL and suddenly had owners who would spend £600m on their team they’d be a very good football side, to say otherwise is foolish. We aren’t going to go out and buy Mbappe but there’s no reason we can’t go and buy someone like, say, Grealish from a tin pot side headed for relegation. It would be an immediate step up for him, players of that bracket would definitely come. Sure you’d miss out on some that might get an offer from a current CL side and they opt for that but it’s utter drivel for him to act like we are going to sit not being able to buy decent players, we are in the PL after all which according to him in that set of quotes we should be immensely thankful to Ashley for. Totally. Look at City, they weren't getting star players to start off with, they've built a team. He's just a bitter coke head. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, Howay said: I get that he doesn’t like us but if he genuinely thinks that if the owners spent £600m on the team we’d not have a chance of breaking in the top four he’s off his map. While it’s not worth mentioning how wrong he is I also find it funny that he’s essentially saying we can’t buy our way in but then references Man City as being in that elite, a team who.... well... bought their way in. To be honest if he’s that biased against a side he shouldn’t really be paid to give his opinion on football. I immensely dislike Sunderland but if they were in the PL and suddenly had owners who would spend £600m on their team they’d be a very good football side, to say otherwise is foolish. We aren’t going to go out and buy Mbappe but there’s no reason we can’t go and buy someone like, say, Grealish from a tin pot side headed for relegation. It would be an immediate step up for him, players of that bracket would definitely come. Sure you’d miss out on some that might get an offer from a current CL side and they opt for that but it’s utter drivel for him to act like we are going to sit not being able to buy decent players, we are in the PL after all which according to him in that set of quotes we should be immensely thankful to Ashley for. Why won't we buy MBappe like? He's playing in a one team division and we'd be one of a couple of clubs rich enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Why won't we buy MBappe like? He's playing in a one team division and we'd be one of a couple of clubs rich enough... I think getting into the Champions League is a hurdle to getting that type of player, there’s always the possibility one of them might take the money and risk missing the CL for a bit (like Robinho at Man City, not that that worked out great iirc) but I think a lot of that level of player don’t want to miss any time out of the CL. I think that’s why a 2 year ban would be tough for City with players like De Bruyne likely not being ok with missing out on 2 years of CL football in their prime. FWIW I’d fucking love to be wrong . I was just meaning even if we can’t get that level of player we can definitely clean up on the tiers below them. Edited April 17, 2020 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Players are motivated by money. Football is about money. If we have the most money we should be the best team. Sorry Mr Merson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Howay said: I get that he doesn’t like us but if he genuinely thinks that if the owners spent £600m on the team we’d not have a chance of breaking in the top four he’s off his map. While it’s not worth mentioning how wrong he is I also find it funny that he’s essentially saying we can’t buy our way in but then references Man City as being in that elite, a team who.... well... bought their way in. To be honest if he’s that biased against a side he shouldn’t really be paid to give his opinion on football. I immensely dislike Sunderland but if they were in the PL and suddenly had owners who would spend £600m on their team they’d be a very good football side, to say otherwise is foolish. We aren’t going to go out and buy Mbappe but there’s no reason we can’t go and buy someone like, say, Grealish from a tin pot side headed for relegation. It would be an immediate step up for him, players of that bracket would definitely come. Sure you’d miss out on some that might get an offer from a current CL side and they opt for that but it’s utter drivel for him to act like we are going to sit not being able to buy decent players, we are in the PL after all which according to him in that set of quotes we should be immensely thankful to Ashley for. Howay now eating raw steak Spot on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Liverpool has worse transport links to London than we do. BuT hOw Do tHeY sIgN aNyOnE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16492 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Because if their history and the special anfield nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26168 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I think six European Cups might have something to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-united-takeover-saudi-arabia-mike-ashley-amanda-staveley-epl-a9469211.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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