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3 Questions For Ashley

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As the title says you've 3 questions for Ashley what would you ask ?

1.)First off how much money have you made out of the free advertising over the last 10 years at SJP ?

2.)Why did you employ Rafa as manager if your not going to back him finacially ?

3.)Name a good thing you've done since you've owned Newcastle United ?

 

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How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo?

                                       B: Sulphuric acid enema?

                                       C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony?

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What was your overall plan for your ownership of NUFC when you bought the club?
How has that changed between then and now?
Why did you hire Joe Kinnear?

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1. When was the last time you saw your penis without looking in a mirror?

 

2. This football lark, opinion is currently divided on you finally getting the hang of it. Everyone and his dog say you haven't, CT thinks you have. Who's right?

 

3. How's your health? Any clogged up arteries or anything? 

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1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo?

                                       B: Sulphuric acid enema?

                                       C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony?

This is a bit fucking grim. :lol:  

 

Let it out, Mr. Gloves.

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23 minutes ago, adios said:

This is a bit fucking grim. :lol:  

 

Let it out, Mr. Gloves.

:lol: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man.

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i think the big question we all want answering from him is: do you sit or stand when you wipe? 

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19 minutes ago, Alex said:

:lol: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man.

Just listened to it. :lol: 

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

:lol: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man.

 

:lol:  Ashley would be happy enough with the "keep feeding you" bit mind

 

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or sits, Charnley prob just follows him about with a brush and pan

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2 hours ago, Ant said:

or sits, Charnley prob just follows him about with a brush and pan

Or his tounge 

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1. Tell me what you want, what you really really want

2. Where is the Carroll money?

3. Will you please answer my simple question?

 

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1, What type of curry did Amanda order ?

2, Why are the Sports Direct mugs so big and fat ?

3, Who gave you the best blow job, Pardew, McClown or Wise ?  

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