trooper 940 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 As the title says you've 3 questions for Ashley what would you ask ? 1.)First off how much money have you made out of the free advertising over the last 10 years at SJP ? 2.)Why did you employ Rafa as manager if your not going to back him finacially ? 3.)Name a good thing you've done since you've owned Newcastle United ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4505 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo? B: Sulphuric acid enema? C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5833 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 What was your overall plan for your ownership of NUFC when you bought the club? How has that changed between then and now? Why did you hire Joe Kinnear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35025 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 How deep is your love? War, what is it good for? What do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 39012 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 1. When was the last time you saw your penis without looking in a mirror? 2. This football lark, opinion is currently divided on you finally getting the hang of it. Everyone and his dog say you haven't, CT thinks you have. Who's right? 3. How's your health? Any clogged up arteries or anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24533 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Do you suck farts out of dead cats arses? Did you rim Dennis Wise? Did Dennis Wise rim you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo? B: Sulphuric acid enema? C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony? This is a bit fucking grim. Let it out, Mr. Gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38496 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, adios said: This is a bit fucking grim. Let it out, Mr. Gloves. Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24719 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 i think the big question we all want answering from him is: do you sit or stand when you wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, Alex said: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Just listened to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heatonrifles 18 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24533 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: i think the big question we all want answering from him is: do you sit or stand when you wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 17044 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 That's assuming he wipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted January 19, 2018 Author Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Ant said: or sits, Charnley prob just follows him about with a brush and pan Or his tounge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24719 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 1. Tell me what you want, what you really really want 2. Where is the Carroll money? 3. Will you please answer my simple question? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 1, What type of curry did Amanda order ? 2, Why are the Sports Direct mugs so big and fat ? 3, Who gave you the best blow job, Pardew, McClown or Wise ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 1. How many people do you think will cheer when you die? 2. Is it true you've spent more on personal usage cocaine, than you have over on NUFC over the last 11 years? 3. How many women have said you're a beautiful man, and when they said it do you think its because you're extremely wealthy, or because facially you are the Buckinghamshire adonis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 From a purely utilitarian perspective it is totally ethical to murder the fat cunt, probably with a bit of televised torture thrown in for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2574 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 On 1/20/2018 at 00:58, heatonrifles said: Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’ This. Plus ‘and when will you fuck off’? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Sorry, we've stopped taking applications for the zany roles. @Tdansmith and @LooneyToony have us well covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38496 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Allusion to Co. Durham and has 'skunk' in the name. If you're a covert mackem you're the subtlest one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38496 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Good luck with your GCSEs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38496 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6724 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 21 hours ago, Alex said: Allusion to Co. Durham and has 'skunk' in the name. If you're a covert mackem you're the subtlest one yet. Being honest though, given the current state of Sunderland, I'm not convinced any of them would be stupid enough to come over here on the windup at the minute. Maybe once they're an established League One side and have stopped the freefall, but until then it's hard to imagine. We've not had one for months now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3260 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 On 02/03/2018 at 13:35, shotleyskunk said: A compelling argument,almost flawless in its conception, however what was i doing watching all the Fairs cup games and at Hereford away in the cup?, your vocation is in the legal profession i think? Ignore all the sarcastic miserable buggers here mate, they tend to give everyone a hard time when they first join here. Are you the same shotleyskunk that posts on NUFCform.com ? anyway welcome to the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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