trooper 439 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 As the title says you've 3 questions for Ashley what would you ask ? 1.)First off how much money have you made out of the free advertising over the last 10 years at SJP ? 2.)Why did you employ Rafa as manager if your not going to back him finacially ? 3.)Name a good thing you've done since you've owned Newcastle United ? Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 604 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo? B: Sulphuric acid enema? C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony? Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew 912 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 What was your overall plan for your ownership of NUFC when you bought the club? How has that changed between then and now? Why did you hire Joe Kinnear? Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 7,179 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 How deep is your love? War, what is it good for? What do you mean? Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 5,281 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1. When was the last time you saw your penis without looking in a mirror? 2. This football lark, opinion is currently divided on you finally getting the hang of it. Everyone and his dog say you haven't, CT thinks you have. Who's right? 3. How's your health? Any clogged up arteries or anything? Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 1,011 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Do you suck farts out of dead cats arses? Did you rim Dennis Wise? Did Dennis Wise rim you? Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo? B: Sulphuric acid enema? C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony? This is a bit fucking grim. Let it out, Mr. Gloves. Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 6,663 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, adios said: This is a bit fucking grim. Let it out, Mr. Gloves. Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,442 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 i think the big question we all want answering from him is: do you sit or stand when you wipe? Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, Alex said: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Just listened to it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 345 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Alex said: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Ashley would be happy enough with the "keep feeding you" bit mind 1 Link to post Share on other sites
heatonrifles 12 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’ 1 Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 1,011 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: i think the big question we all want answering from him is: do you sit or stand when you wipe? Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,558 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 That's assuming he wipes. Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 345 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 or sits, Charnley prob just follows him about with a brush and pan Link to post Share on other sites
trooper 439 Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Ant said: or sits, Charnley prob just follows him about with a brush and pan Or his tounge Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,442 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1. Tell me what you want, what you really really want 2. Where is the Carroll money? 3. Will you please answer my simple question? 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tdansmith 1,026 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1, What type of curry did Amanda order ? 2, Why are the Sports Direct mugs so big and fat ? 3, Who gave you the best blow job, Pardew, McClown or Wise ? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
McFaul 22 Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 1. How many people do you think will cheer when you die? 2. Is it true you've spent more on personal usage cocaine, than you have over on NUFC over the last 11 years? 3. How many women have said you're a beautiful man, and when they said it do you think its because you're extremely wealthy, or because facially you are the Buckinghamshire adonis? Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 From a purely utilitarian perspective it is totally ethical to murder the fat cunt, probably with a bit of televised torture thrown in for good measure. Link to post Share on other sites
Kitman 824 Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 On 1/20/2018 at 00:58, heatonrifles said: Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’ This. Plus ‘and when will you fuck off’? Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Sorry, we've stopped taking applications for the zany roles. @Tdansmith and @LooneyToony have us well covered. Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 6,663 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Allusion to Co. Durham and has 'skunk' in the name. If you're a covert mackem you're the subtlest one yet. Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 6,663 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Good luck with your GCSEs Link to post Share on other sites
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