trooper 70 Report post Posted January 19 As the title says you've 3 questions for Ashley what would you ask ? 1.)First off how much money have you made out of the free advertising over the last 10 years at SJP ? 2.)Why did you employ Rafa as manager if your not going to back him finacially ? 3.)Name a good thing you've done since you've owned Newcastle United ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 83 Report post Posted January 19 How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo? B: Sulphuric acid enema? C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew 182 Report post Posted January 19 What was your overall plan for your ownership of NUFC when you bought the club? How has that changed between then and now? Why did you hire Joe Kinnear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 533 Report post Posted January 19 How deep is your love? War, what is it good for? What do you mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 364 Report post Posted January 19 1. When was the last time you saw your penis without looking in a mirror? 2. This football lark, opinion is currently divided on you finally getting the hang of it. Everyone and his dog say you haven't, CT thinks you have. Who's right? 3. How's your health? Any clogged up arteries or anything? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 54 Report post Posted January 19 Do you suck farts out of dead cats arses? Did you rim Dennis Wise? Did Dennis Wise rim you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adios 480 Report post Posted January 19 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo? B: Sulphuric acid enema? C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony? This is a bit fucking grim. Let it out, Mr. Gloves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 538 Report post Posted January 19 23 minutes ago, adios said: This is a bit fucking grim. Let it out, Mr. Gloves. Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 283 Report post Posted January 19 i think the big question we all want answering from him is: do you sit or stand when you wipe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adios 480 Report post Posted January 19 19 minutes ago, Alex said: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Just listened to it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 106 Report post Posted January 19 1 hour ago, Alex said: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Ashley would be happy enough with the "keep feeding you" bit mind 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heatonrifles 12 Report post Posted January 19 Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 54 Report post Posted January 19 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: i think the big question we all want answering from him is: do you sit or stand when you wipe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 373 Report post Posted January 19 That's assuming he wipes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 106 Report post Posted January 19 or sits, Charnley prob just follows him about with a brush and pan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trooper 70 Report post Posted January 19 2 hours ago, Ant said: or sits, Charnley prob just follows him about with a brush and pan Or his tounge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 283 Report post Posted January 19 1. Tell me what you want, what you really really want 2. Where is the Carroll money? 3. Will you please answer my simple question? 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tdansmith 181 Report post Posted January 19 1, What type of curry did Amanda order ? 2, Why are the Sports Direct mugs so big and fat ? 3, Who gave you the best blow job, Pardew, McClown or Wise ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McFaul 14 Report post Posted February 26 1. How many people do you think will cheer when you die? 2. Is it true you've spent more on personal usage cocaine, than you have over on NUFC over the last 11 years? 3. How many women have said you're a beautiful man, and when they said it do you think its because you're extremely wealthy, or because facially you are the Buckinghamshire adonis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adios 480 Report post Posted February 26 From a purely utilitarian perspective it is totally ethical to murder the fat cunt, probably with a bit of televised torture thrown in for good measure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kitman 46 Report post Posted February 26 On 1/20/2018 at 00:58, heatonrifles said: Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’ This. Plus ‘and when will you fuck off’? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adios 480 Report post Posted March 2 Sorry, we've stopped taking applications for the zany roles. @Tdansmith and @LooneyToony have us well covered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 538 Report post Posted March 2 Allusion to Co. Durham and has 'skunk' in the name. If you're a covert mackem you're the subtlest one yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 538 Report post Posted March 2 Good luck with your GCSEs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
