trooper 402 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 As the title says you've 3 questions for Ashley what would you ask ? 1.)First off how much money have you made out of the free advertising over the last 10 years at SJP ? 2.)Why did you employ Rafa as manager if your not going to back him finacially ? 3.)Name a good thing you've done since you've owned Newcastle United ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 448 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo? B: Sulphuric acid enema? C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew 863 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 What was your overall plan for your ownership of NUFC when you bought the club? How has that changed between then and now? Why did you hire Joe Kinnear? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 5,734 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 How deep is your love? War, what is it good for? What do you mean? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,033 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1. When was the last time you saw your penis without looking in a mirror? 2. This football lark, opinion is currently divided on you finally getting the hang of it. Everyone and his dog say you haven't, CT thinks you have. Who's right? 3. How's your health? Any clogged up arteries or anything? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 1,007 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Do you suck farts out of dead cats arses? Did you rim Dennis Wise? Did Dennis Wise rim you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: How would you like to die? A: Razor wire dildo? B: Sulphuric acid enema? C: Having your limbs blow torched from your body until you die of agony? This is a bit fucking grim. Let it out, Mr. Gloves. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,136 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, adios said: This is a bit fucking grim. Let it out, Mr. Gloves. Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 2,784 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 i think the big question we all want answering from him is: do you sit or stand when you wipe? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, Alex said: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Just listened to it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 318 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Alex said: Reminds me of the torture skit at the beginning of Method Man. Ashley would be happy enough with the "keep feeding you" bit mind 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heatonrifles 12 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wykikitoon 1,007 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: i think the big question we all want answering from him is: do you sit or stand when you wipe? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 3,537 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 That's assuming he wipes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 318 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 or sits, Charnley prob just follows him about with a brush and pan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trooper 402 Posted January 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Ant said: or sits, Charnley prob just follows him about with a brush and pan Or his tounge Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 2,784 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1. Tell me what you want, what you really really want 2. Where is the Carroll money? 3. Will you please answer my simple question? 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tdansmith 1,026 Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1, What type of curry did Amanda order ? 2, Why are the Sports Direct mugs so big and fat ? 3, Who gave you the best blow job, Pardew, McClown or Wise ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
McFaul 21 Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 1. How many people do you think will cheer when you die? 2. Is it true you've spent more on personal usage cocaine, than you have over on NUFC over the last 11 years? 3. How many women have said you're a beautiful man, and when they said it do you think its because you're extremely wealthy, or because facially you are the Buckinghamshire adonis? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 From a purely utilitarian perspective it is totally ethical to murder the fat cunt, probably with a bit of televised torture thrown in for good measure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kitman 493 Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 On 1/20/2018 at 00:58, heatonrifles said: Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’ This. Plus ‘and when will you fuck off’? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
adios 686 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Sorry, we've stopped taking applications for the zany roles. @Tdansmith and @LooneyToony have us well covered. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,136 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Allusion to Co. Durham and has 'skunk' in the name. If you're a covert mackem you're the subtlest one yet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,136 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Good luck with your GCSEs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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