wykikitoon 16726 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 *phew* thought we would have to place you in your own thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34596 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I will never die. Detroit is good btw. Thought the stuff with the lad out of The Dramatics was a bit ham-fisted but otherwise good. The Star Wars lad reminded me a lot of a young Denzel Washington. And not just because they all look the same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Who's this cunt, waltzing in expecting us to pretend he never left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30447 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Who's this cunt, waltzing in expecting us to pretend he never left? Would you have recommended signing up under a different name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Something subtle like your alex to Alex reincarnation would suffice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30447 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 27 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Something subtle like your alex to Alex reincarnation would suffice That wasn't even me. I think Ant just changed the screen name. But yeah, something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Last Post in this forum was 16 hours ago. Howay dickheads, up your game. You need to commit to 5 posts a day. Sorely missed fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Children of Men. Very underrated film. Brilliantly directed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19837 Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 woah @Gemmill where you been hiding, stranger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34596 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Matched betting. I encourage you all to get on board, it's worth thousands of pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34596 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 I'm going to see It in Imax on Saturday night. In a nappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Matched betting. I encourage you all to get on board, it's worth thousands of pounds. Spill the beans, dick lips. How much do I have to spend each go round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2126 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 The Zookeeper's Wife is a quite brilliant film. A great quote from the film, "You can never tell who your enemies are, or who to trust. Maybe that's why I love animals so much. You look in their eyes, and you know exactly what's in their hearts. They're not like people. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19837 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Matched betting. I encourage you all to get on board, it's worth thousands of pounds. is this part of your ticket to early retirement to go along with all the thousands saved by not buying shop bought sandwiches or coffees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Matched betting. I encourage you all to get on board, it's worth thousands of pounds. On the surface, this looks quite reasonable and logical. My problem with it (as I understand it) is that if it worked on the scale it supposedly does (and for as long as it has) the bookies would close the loophole. The biggest problem I know of for actual winning sports' bettors (rarer than hen's teeth) is maintaining winning accounts without them being closed. Or is it simply that the vast majority of the sign-ups ultimately don't have the self-control not to spill it all back and more on -EV bets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 While Gemmill is getting his knees broken by loan sharks, I watched Ghost in the Shell and while it's all style over substance, it's got an incredible look to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34596 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Spill the beans, dick lips. How much do I have to spend each go round? Go on the Oddsmonkey website and do the first couple of offers for free. You'll then have enough for 3 months membership, at the end of which you'll be a couple of grand to the good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34596 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 hours ago, adios said: On the surface, this looks quite reasonable and logical. My problem with it (as I understand it) is that if it worked on the scale it supposedly does (and for as long as it has) the bookies would close the loophole. The biggest problem I know of for actual winning sports' bettors (rarer than hen's teeth) is maintaining winning accounts without them being closed. Or is it simply that the vast majority of the sign-ups ultimately don't have the self-control not to spill it all back and more on -EV bets? You definitely get some accounts shut down eventually, but even just doing the signups for all the sites along with a handful of the ongoing offers for the sites you've already signed up for will net you a couple of grand in fairly short order. You aren't necessarily winning at the bookies though, you could be losing all your bookie bets and getting all your profit at the exchange, so having a winning account isn't really your concern. You eventually get shut down for only ever placing bets on events they have special offers on, and only ever placing bets on close matches at the exchange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34596 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: is this part of your ticket to early retirement to go along with all the thousands saved by not buying shop bought sandwiches or coffees? I reckon I might have just about made enough to cover your cappuccino budget for the next quarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34596 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Feel free to use my link to sign up btw. https://www.oddsmonkey.com/affiliates/affiliate.php?id=55366 Im not taking the piss though, this is a genuine path to a couple of grand and more if you can be chewed to plough on with the ongoing offers once you've hoovered up all the sign up cash. A lad at work that I got into it has done 500 a month for the last 5 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 I've been slacking on it recently but can confirm it does indeed work. You just need to be prepared to put some graft in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19837 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: I reckon I might have just about made enough to cover your cappuccino budget for the next quarter. Flat white, please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: You definitely get some accounts shut down eventually, but even just doing the signups for all the sites along with a handful of the ongoing offers for the sites you've already signed up for will net you a couple of grand in fairly short order. You aren't necessarily winning at the bookies though, you could be losing all your bookie bets and getting all your profit at the exchange, so having a winning account isn't really your concern. You eventually get shut down for only ever placing bets on events they have special offers on, and only ever placing bets on close matches at the exchange. Nice, thank you. Not for me but sounds reasonable, and I knew you weren't a gobshite in this regard. Obviously you are in many others. What percentage of the specials are accumulators where you get your money back under certain conditions (and hedge)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 8 hours ago, Gemmill said: Feel free to use my link to sign up btw. https://www.oddsmonkey.com/affiliates/affiliate.php?id=55366 Im not taking the piss though, this is a genuine path to a couple of grand and more if you can be chewed to plough on with the ongoing offers once you've hoovered up all the sign up cash. A lad at work that I got into it has done 500 a month for the last 5 months. Well this has perked up my insomnia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34596 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 8 hours ago, adios said: Nice, thank you. Not for me but sounds reasonable, and I knew you weren't a gobshite in this regard. Obviously you are in many others. What percentage of the specials are accumulators where you get your money back under certain conditions (and hedge)? The accumulators are just a standing deal that all the bookies have got going, so they're always there if you want to take advantage of them - the standard deal is place a 5 fold accumulator and if one leg loses we'll give you your money back as a free bet. There's a couple of ways of doing them - you can place accumulators on matches that end one after the other and lay them off sequentially as the results come in (it's possible to lock in a profit every time this way), or else you can place accumulators with no lay bet and rely on the EV playing out over time. I did these for a couple of months (the no lay version). I kept meticulous records, cos I'm a dweeb but also cos I wanted to see what having away teams as selections did etc. Anyway I definitely ran well but that worked out at £461 profit from 57 accumulators. In terms of what percentage you have to be doing of those to turn a profit though, none really. The lad I mentioned before that's been doing this is too scared of the no-lay ones and can't be arsed with the lay sequential ones (it's like having a job), so he hasn't done any. Coming into the weekend there's always deals come up on the football that weekend (mostly the televised matches), there's racing stuff every day, and some of the bookies just have standing "free bet clubs" that you can qualify for weekly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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