Gemmill 2,835 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Lads... Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,191 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 But you'll only be 50% gay until you get a second jab. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Blastronaut 105 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 11 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Lads... The gambler in me would want to bet that any messiah worth his salt would surely sook a few cocks to save mankind. Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,410 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 13 minutes ago, Meenzer said: 50% gay Just the tip, then? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,826 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Raab has refused to promise that people with the first jab will get the second one Here we fucking go again with the Tory Incompetence Train Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,514 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 (edited) Has every government minister been sent a union flag on a stick for TV interviews? Edited January 17 by ewerk Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,835 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Aye I spotted that too. Zahawi had one, then Shapps. I think Gavin the feeb has one too. Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,514 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Aye but you know he’s had one planted in his living room for years now. Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,143 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Raab has refused to promise that people with the first jab will get the second one Here we fucking go again with the Tory Incompetence Train My colleague predicted this would happen. There are fucking huge ethical issues regarding consent with this. Link to post Share on other sites
PaddockLad 2,783 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 10 minutes ago, Renton said: My colleague predicted this would happen. There are fucking huge ethical issues regarding consent with this. If the second jab isn’t done within 12 weeks does it render the first jab less effective or does it make it redundant? Sorry for all these questions., I’ve only got an O grade in biology ... Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,143 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Just now, PaddockLad said: If the second jab isn’t done within 12 weeks does it render the first jab less effective or does it make it redundant? Sorry for all these questions., I’ve only got an O grade in biology ... Nobody knows mate. I'm fairly sure virologist and immunologists will have a very good idea but there's no empirical evidence past 4 weeks for the Pfizer jab (think there is a bit more evidence for the AZ one). The government is predictably fucking this up. (I would think you would be okay having the virus and a jab though). 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NJS 796 Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 Best hope is that the Jansen vaccine turns out to effective as that's a single shot one. Last I read trial results due at the end of this month. Link to post Share on other sites
RobinRobin 456 Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 14 hours ago, PaddockLad said: If the second jab isn’t done within 12 weeks does it render the first jab less effective or does it make it redundant? Sorry for all these questions., I’ve only got an O grade in biology ... I suppose the main issue is that the drug companies have got licensed to give the vaccines on the basis of testing, which indicates two jabs spaced out, not on the basis of "oh fuck, who knows, it'll work won't it". Link to post Share on other sites
RobinRobin 456 Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 On 16/01/2021 at 19:35, Renton said: I was so happy being protected yesterday I went skipping down Jesmond Dene in celebration. Slipped on black ice and went arse over tit, banged my head and was mildly concussed. Nearly broke my neck, was thinking it would be quite an ironic way to die. Waking up this morning I'm aching all over and have mild whiplash in my neck. Life is an absolute shit show at the minute. 🤬 Sorry, couldn't resist 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,227 Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 On 16/01/2021 at 22:33, Monkeys Fist said: Just the tip, then? I feel sorry for your missus if 50% of your cock is the tip 😂 6 Link to post Share on other sites
TheGingerQuiff 1,680 Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 Sounds like somebody has prematurely mocked the kamagras Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,143 Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: I feel sorry for your missus if 50% of your cock is the tip 😂 I knew it! It all makes sense now. MF is CT's alter ego. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,921 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 9 hours ago, Renton said: I knew it! It all makes sense now. MF is CT's alter ego. Nah, even his lass isn’t that good at faking it 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,143 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 So, according to the Guardian, schools will reopen on a region by region basis. With London opening up first. So, the RVI is now actually treating London based covid patients as they are out of capacity (and so are we now with critical cancer operations being cancelled so we can take in these patients, inevitablyleading to premature deaths) and yet again the capital will unlock first? I can only assume this is a piss take. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,410 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 So, sacrifice a few northerners to get the Capital up and running again? How perfectly Tory. Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,143 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 (edited) Also in the same briefing no priority vaccination for teachers. Sorry Gemmill. Edited January 19 by Renton Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,191 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, sacrifice a few northerners to get the Capital up and running again? How perfectly Tory. Sacrificing plenty of Londoners too by letting the little plague rats mingle again though. In an unprecedented move for this government, it's the worst of both worlds. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,410 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 10 minutes ago, Renton said: So, according to the Guardian, schools will reopen on a region by region basis. With London opening up first. So, the RVI is now actually treating London based covid patients as they are out of capacity (and so are we now with critical cancer operations being cancelled so we can take in these patients, inevitablyleading to premature deaths) and yet again the capital will unlock first? I can only assume this is a piss take. How are they getting them here- by ambulance presumably? So the crews, who’ll originate from London, are travelling 300 odd miles, with an infected person, and then dropping them here. I’d guess that they need a stay-over before returning, or a good break at the very least, presumably in a hotel. Isn’t this just spreading the virus around the country? Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,143 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: How are they getting them here- by ambulance presumably? So the crews, who’ll originate from London, are travelling 300 odd miles, with an infected person, and then dropping them here. I’d guess that they need a stay-over before returning, or a good break at the very least, presumably in a hotel. Isn’t this just spreading the virus around the country? I think each patient reqyire 2 support staff plus an ambulance. It's clear that the Nightingale hospitals were a basically just an expensive PR exercise, plus I'd be interested to know if the owner of the Excel centre is a tory donor. The problem for a lot of trusts isn't so much covid capacity but the impact this is having on everything else, including urgent surgery. The whole thing is a practical and ethical nightmare. Its evident the NHS is already overrun in places, despite government denials. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,410 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 17 minutes ago, Renton said: I'd be interested to know if the owner of the Excel centre is a tory donor. Of course they will. Link to post Share on other sites
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