Dazzler 12690 Posted July 30, 2024 Share Posted July 30, 2024 (edited) On 30/07/2024 at 09:37, Sonatine said: Expand "Well yuh kno good sah It smells a likkle like ganja inna here isn't dat strange? mi looking fi a likkle cafe dat does a full fry up an a mix kebab wid chilli sauce All mi seen suh far is jerk restaurants an mi nuh inna any of dat foreign muck Ideally mi wa wah Cadburys chocolate finga sandwich pan Warburtons toastie wid lashings of lurpack an a side of roast beef monsta munch Any ideas pan weh mi cya find a scran van dat wud provide mi wid good haad working old fashioned English food?" Day one he walks into a restaurant, grey corn rows and comes out with this shit. Edited July 30, 2024 by Dazzler 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15159 Posted July 30, 2024 Share Posted July 30, 2024 On 30/07/2024 at 10:09, Gemmill said: https://jamaicanpatwah.com/dictionary/category/insult-words Blabba mout Patois: Mi bredda a blabba mout English: My brother is a chatterbox Dunce bat Patois: Yuh a dunce bat, yuh cyaa duh nuttin. English: Your stupid, you can't do nothing. Wasteman Patois: Him a wasteman, thirty six an still liv inna him madda house English: He's a worthless person, thirty six and still live in his mother's house Just a few of the insults Steve can look forward to in Jamaica. Expand Thirty six clem, maybe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52820 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 McClaren got the Jamaica job. Fuck me, I hope he does the accent again. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12690 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 On 30/07/2024 at 10:35, Dazzler said: "Well yuh kno good sah It smells a likkle like ganja inna here isn't dat strange? mi looking fi a likkle cafe dat does a full fry up an a mix kebab wid chilli sauce All mi seen suh far is jerk restaurants an mi nuh inna any of dat foreign muck Ideally mi wa wah Cadburys chocolate finga sandwich pan Warburtons toastie wid lashings of lurpack an a side of roast beef monsta munch Any ideas pan weh mi cya find a scran van dat wud provide mi wid good haad working old fashioned English food?" Day one he walks into a restaurant, grey corn rows and comes out with this shit. Expand Steve McClaren got the gig so this impression is definitely getting a roll out at the presser. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46535 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 I’m biding my time for the ginger dreads. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3864 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7419 Posted July 31, 2024 Share Posted July 31, 2024 On 31/07/2024 at 19:59, Gemmill said: McClaren got the Jamaica job. Fuck me, I hope he does the accent again. Expand “Sanga, ya dead? Yeah maaaaaaan!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackyjunior 40 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 31/07/2024 at 21:35, Dougle said: Expand That ginger quiff is majestic 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38081 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 31/07/2024 at 19:59, Gemmill said: McClaren got the Jamaica job. Fuck me, I hope he does the accent again. Expand Funny how the ex-managers we said were turbo shit yet were doing a great job under unrealistic expectations all seem to end up managing in football's backwaters if they manage again at all? On 31/07/2024 at 21:35, Dougle said: Expand "Back home dey say mayak hay whi-al de sun shine, while here in Jamaica Imma gon say, 'de sun don shine till it pour' like in de lilt ad, boi." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52820 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 ❌ New Japanese Posters ❌ New Jamaican Posters 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12690 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 "Wah good? mi incredibly proud tuh sit before yuh as di new head coach of Jamaica. Obviously, mi ave had sum ups an downs inna mi carea mi did great at Middlesborough, rubbish at England. Excellent at Twente but den relegated Newcastle. Mi helped tun Man Utd inna a basket case inna di laas two seasons. Now mi deh yah fi get Jamaica tuh di promise land of coming close tuh qualifying fi di world cup. Cum wi guh reggae boyz" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12214 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 Better than Bruce tbh, all he'd do is order beer can sand-wedges 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12690 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 01/08/2024 at 08:31, Toonpack said: Better than Bruce tbh, all he'd do is order beer can sand-wedges Expand All McClaren will do is get the squad to say things like that so he can really nail the accent. I can't wait until he braids that little hair island. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46535 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 01/08/2024 at 08:44, Dazzler said: I can't wait until he braids that little hair island. Expand He’ll look like Aldi Mick Hucknall. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12690 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 01/08/2024 at 09:59, Monkeys Fist said: He’ll look like Chemo Mick Hucknall. Expand FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37897 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 01/08/2024 at 09:59, Monkeys Fist said: He’ll look like Aldi Mick Hucknall. Expand Hey, mon. Show a Lidl respect 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7565 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 Someone always asda lower the tone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11432 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 01/08/2024 at 11:29, Alex said: Hey, mon. Show a Lidl respect Expand to-Oo-oo meeeeeeeeeeeee 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46535 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 01/08/2024 at 11:29, Alex said: Hey, mon. Show a Lidl respect Expand On 01/08/2024 at 11:38, trophyshy said: Someone always asda lower the tone. Expand Back of the netto! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12690 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 Aldi the lot of yiz in if you divvint pack the puns in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34323 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 01/08/2024 at 13:15, Dazzler said: Aldi the lot of yiz in if you divvint pack the puns in. Expand C'mon, try to be a bit nisa. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46535 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 I love a good verbal spar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12690 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in like hey presto 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12327 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46535 Posted August 1, 2024 Share Posted August 1, 2024 On 01/08/2024 at 15:03, Dazzler said: Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in like hey presto Expand I hope they did it in a safe way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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