Ayatollah Hermione 11237 Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 I love how he says he “recommended” Gerrard, seemingly oblivious to his fucking disastrous Villa reign. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 478 Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 Surely if Gerrard had dusted himself down and rolled his sleeves up then things would have sorted themselves out at Villa? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 22228 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 On 28/07/2023 at 22:19, Ayatollah Hermione said: I love how he says he “recommended” Gerrard, seemingly oblivious to his fucking disastrous Villa reign. He’s now waiting on Gerrard to return the favour out in Saudi. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 6658 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 hour ago, ewerk said: He’s now waiting on Gerrard to return the favour out in Saudi. He'd melt 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3114 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: He'd melt 🙂 You render fat don’t you? Might come back slimmer 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 625 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 It'd be a bit harder to source bacon though. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31326 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 “ Hey Steve, Fancy managing a club in the Saudi League…” “ We’ll pay you £8 million a year and we won’t ask for any tactics…” “ Oh aye, no one here really cares, it’s purely a vanity project. You’ll have plenty of time to write new thrillers.” “ The club’s called Al- Shabob and it…” 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2167 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 I reckon Bruce would be off to Saudi if he was offered a sweet gig. Imagine the Al-Kebabi fans excitement as their new coach hoves into view in a generously proportioned tracksuit - sweating heavily, purple faced and with a knotted white hankie on his head 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 12200 Posted July 30 Share Posted July 30 How's the salami laykum, did ye say? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 11237 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 5 hours ago, Kitman said: I reckon Bruce would be off to Saudi if he was offered a sweet gig. Imagine the Al-Kebabi fans excitement as their new coach hoves into view in a generously proportioned tracksuit - sweating heavily, purple faced and with a knotted white hankie on his head Aye, him piping up all of a sudden while everyone is getting mega money to go over there, regardless of ability, can’t be a coincidence 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31326 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Aye, him piping up all of a sudden while everyone is getting mega money to go over there, regardless of ability, can’t be a coincidence Someone’s got to put the cones out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 6658 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Someone’s got to put the cones out He wouldn't get them straight, but I suppose he could bring his son with him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 6862 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Someone’s got to put the cones out Fat fucker would be passing around 99's 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 777 Posted July 31 Share Posted July 31 One day this cunt will have to confront the truth about himself and it'll be like the end of Mulholland Drive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31326 Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 On 31/07/2023 at 11:02, RobinRobin said: He wouldn't get them straight, but I suppose he could bring his son with him As if that would help. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 6658 Posted August 2 Share Posted August 2 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: As if that would help. But at least he would have someone to blame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 21358 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 (edited) 🎵 I'm a story teller, and my stories must be told, When I was at Newcastle, I tried to sign Caicedo🎶 Edited August 24 by Howmanheyman 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 22228 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Aye, I’m sure his career would have been equally successful playing for Steve Bruce. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 308 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 5 minutes ago, ewerk said: Aye, I’m sure his career would have been equally successful playing for Steve Bruce. Now come on, he was only signing him to ruin him so Howe could come in and turn him into a top class player. Such a selfless individual. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31326 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 3 hours ago, The Mighty Hog said: Now come on, he was only signing him to ruin him so Howe could come in and turn him into a top class player. Such a selfless individual. “ You’re putting Caicedo in GOAL Steve??? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 7710 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 Caicedo? I‘d like to have full plate of it. I do love Tapas. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2167 Posted August 24 Share Posted August 24 I can't imagine why he didn't want to sign for a club owned by Ashley and managed by Steve Bruce. Such a tempting fee too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 5785 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 two absolute whopping cunts being two absolute whopping cunts funnily enough. if you wanna put yourself through it, talking about newcastle from about 48 minutes till the end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31326 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 31 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: if you wanna put yourself through it, I would, but I’m stabbing my eyes with a rusty fork just now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 5785 Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I would, but I’m stabbing my eyes with a rusty fork just now. fat cunt keeps picking at his ear. think he's looking for some wax to snack on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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