The Entirely Unreasonable Transfer Deadline Day Thread

[OTF 8969]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I didn't realise you can't have more than one player on loan from a single club, which is complicating the Lingard/Henderson move. Probably means no move for Henderson regardless, cos either Lingard stretches into the evening and happens/falls over, or Lingard happens early doors. 

 

I'm not sure the injury state of Dubravka, whether he's playing with a niggling injury or what, but he made a fantastic save in the Leeds game and assuming he is fit I'd be happy enough with him and Darlow as backup. Darlow did have a couple of poor games but otherwise I thought he was reasonable.

[trooper 940]

SSN breaking news...

Newcastle United have had an offer between £20m and £25m accepted for Stade Reims striker Hugo Ekitike.n

[Christmas Tree 5574]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Ekitike has just been mentioned on SSN

Bid accepted

[Dr Gloom 24534]

We’re not fucking about are we? This is real life championship manager shit 

[Christmas Tree 5574]

12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Great to have Monday's off like  

ditto  

 

 

[Dr Gloom 24534]

1 minute ago, trooper said:

SSN breaking news...

Newcastle United have had an offer between £20m and £25m accepted for Stade Reims striker Hugo Ekitike.n

Decent fee for what is a highly rated prospect. It was rumoured to be £30m+ earlier in the window 

[OTF 8969]

If this goes through would that be the end of the Lingard interest?

[Meenzer 16941]

7 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

Is it possible that Targett has two fronts and that's why essembee fancies him so much?

 

 

 

[OTF 8969]

1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said:

ditto  

 

 

 

Living dangerously in those 32"ers.

[Gemmill 53516]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

 

I'm not sure the injury state of Dubravka, whether he's playing with a niggling injury or what, but he made a fantastic save in the Leeds game and assuming he is fit I'd be happy enough with him and Darlow as backup. Darlow did have a couple of poor games but otherwise I thought he was reasonable.

 

I just think the margin for error between us going down and staying up is so slim that even having Darlow as back up is a risk. 

[Ken 119]

Wow 

[ewerk 34860]

 

[thebrokendoll 11123]

4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Deal accepted, here we gan. One almost done and dusted before I’ve had my morning shite. Great stuff

 

no shite, no visit to redtube and a new signing already.

it's all gone awry this morning.

[Dr Gloom 24534]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

If this goes through would that be the end of the Lingard interest?

Nah, chalk him up too

[sammynb 3962]

1 minute ago, Xa9as said:

Eriksen gone to Brentford on 6 month deal!  

 

It's been what, over 6 months since he played? It's going to take him a while to get back up to speed, if he ever can with his dodgy heart.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15409]

Mandy has been up all night and I can only assume the speed in which we’re moving is a result of a Coke-fuelled bender.

[sammynb 3962]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Mandy has been up all night and I can only assume the speed in which we’re moving is a result of a Coke-fuelled bender.

 

She's classier than that, they'd at least be speedballs, you need a little smack to take the edge off and keep your nerves.

[ewerk 34860]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I didn't realise you can't have more than one player on loan from a single club, which is complicating the Lingard/Henderson move. Probably means no move for Henderson regardless, cos either Lingard stretches into the evening and happens/falls over, or Lingard happens early doors. 

 

I think we're only allowed two PL loans and Targett has just taken one of those spots. I don't see what difference it would make signing Lingard on loan vs a six month transfer deal.

[wykikitoon 24264]

NBuT No. PLAYeRs wAnT tO jOiN nEwCastle

[Monkeys Fist 47043]

What’s Luke “£50 million” Edwards got to say about all this? 

[sammynb 3962]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

What’s Luke “£50 million” Edwards got y to o say about all this? 

 

He's busy in the kitchen stuffing the chicken!

[OTF 8969]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I just think the margin for error between us going down and staying up is so slim that even having Darlow as back up is a risk. 

 

You're not wrong but if it's a choice between Henderson and Lingard I'd take Lingard in our situation. 

 

That changes if Ekitike signs.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15409]

Imagine what we’ll spend in the summer  I know that doesn’t equate to success every time around but it actually seems like these have their heads screwed on, other than potentially panicking with Chris Wood

[Tom 14527]

1 hour ago, Andrew said:

Lets go fucking mental

Did Mandy read this?  

[wykikitoon 24264]

Ekitike bid accepted apparently