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2023/24 - Generic NUFC Chat


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Just seen the goal - not bad for a kickabout.

 

I can't help thinking shit like this considering how many fuckers turned up make this 39th game shite inevitable. 

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I remain undefeated in Newcastle matches attended in person. 100%

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7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Good man. Did you steal a flag? 

No, three.

 

And I'm in the team victory photo.

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Commentator was just saying that the winning captain will be presented with a gold sleeveless denim jacket, in tribute to Australia's traditional dress. 

 

I'm sick of these inaccurate cultural stereotypes. It's not gold, it's stone wash blue and comes with nearly matching thigh length denim shorts.

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3 minutes ago, OTF said:

 

I'm sick of these inaccurate cultural stereotypes. It's not gold, it's stone wash blue and comes with nearly matching thigh length denim shorts.

I know mate, it's the fucking flip flops that come in gold. Pisses me right off.

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4 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I know mate, it's the fucking flip flops that come in gold. Pisses me right off.

Talk about giving yourself away as an imposter. At least none of us call them jandals.

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

"Thongs" they call them. :lol:

 

That's the criminal offence the first person on the boat to Australia committed back in the day.

 

"Look at the new shoes I've invented, I call them thongs" 

"Shackle the cunt and get him on the boat."

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2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Wearing bandages and doing stepovers? 

 

Seeing Wilson on the other side of the world seems to have put a spring in your step. Got a little attitude all of a sudden huh?

 

Do you think your wife is finally going to give you a turn now?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She wont. 🙅‍♀️

 

 

That 🐈 belong s to Callum 

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22 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

PS Dave would still rather have a pint with Klopp. 


I’d love to be a fly in the wall for that. Knowing Klopps lack of patience he’d probably nut him after about 3/4 of a pint.

 

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3 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:


I’d love to be a fly in the wall for that. Knowing Klopps lack of patience he’d probably nut him after about 3/4 of a pint.

 

Coming directly after a 5 minute monologue on tactics which resulted in the question: have you ever played professional football? 

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Do loads of surfer types still walk about in Australia with no shoes on? If so, wtf is that all about? We met up with some people who were relatives of someone my lass worked with in Manly and their mate tagged along with us to the fucking pub in bare feet. You wouldn’t do that in the Pig and Whistle 

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2 minutes ago, Alex said:

Do loads of surfer types still walk about in Australia with no shoes on? If so, wtf is that all about? We met up with some people who were relatives of someone my lass worked with in Manly and their mate tagged along with us to the fucking pub in bare feet. You wouldn’t do that in the Pig and Whistle 

Not unless you were after a needle stick injury.

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53 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

PS Dave would still rather have a pint with Klopp. 

You give me that sass after that middle management blurb?

 

Disagree Season 3 GIF by The Lonely Island

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