Dr Gloom 24566 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Big Jam built like he could go 12 rounds with Usyk, the absolute specimen 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47077 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 25 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: I've still got some poolside pics from me holiday in majorca '88 if you want to see some tits? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11190 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 this is not what toonpack was after... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11190 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: done this once before but fuck it... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47077 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 7 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: done this once before but fuck it... Already banked. Was going to make a comment about them being around knees now, but the SBH tends not to droop much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12583 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 14 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: done this once before but fuck it... The blonde sat down in the middle aye ? (I posted same in 23 iirc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11190 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Already banked. Was going to make a comment about them being around knees now, but the SBH tends not to droop much. discussed at length at time mate, as was toonpack's fixation with the young man in the white t-shirt. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14580 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Atletico Madrid visit SJP for this years SELA Cup. Our revered trophy may be in trouble 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34898 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 @Diego21 Get your flights booked, son. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13209 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 22 minutes ago, ewerk said: @Diego21 Get your flights booked, son. But don't take @Christmas Tree 's recommendation for a pre-match drink. 👍 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 2092 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Bet you any money Diego will have no bother getting a ticket compared to some of the clientele on here 😀 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13081 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 56 minutes ago, RobElliott said: Bet you any money Diego will have no bother getting a ticket compared to some of the clientele on here 😀 tbf even TBD could get a ticket for the sela cup I managed to get one for the second game about an hour before kick off and had my pick of the seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2227 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 3 hours ago, ewerk said: @Diego21 Get your flights booked, son. I've been writing to some friends to see if we can go on a trip... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4485 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 (edited) Anyone going to the Celtic game but not in the NUFC section. It’s sold out for us. Edited June 3 by Kevin Carr's Gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8088 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 1 hour ago, RobElliott said: Bet you any money Diego will have no bother getting a ticket compared to some of the clientele on here 😀 I bet you money we don't have a new player in the first XI by the time they game kicks off Same happened last year. We got to see Will Osula make his debut instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2227 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 I don't think I've ever mentioned this here. When I was at St. James's Park years ago (Newcastle-Norwich in 2018), I was walking around the stadium before going in to watch the game and ran into a woman handing out newspapers/magazines at the door advertising a betting shop. I don't remember which one. The woman was surprised to see that my cousin and I didn't speak Geordie and that we clearly had a strange accent (well, we spoke Spanish to each other). She asked us various questions, and we ended up telling her that we were two kids who had been Atleti fans as kids and that she didn't quite know how we'd ended up being Newcastle fans from afar. I think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players who had come as fans to watch a Newcastle game. He even asked us for a photo, and when he said goodbye, he told us it would be published in that magazine/newspaper. I was always curious to know if I'd ever be on the cover of a local newspaper. Hahaha. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 13081 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 8 minutes ago, Diego21 said: I don't think I've ever mentioned this here. When I was at St. James's Park years ago (Newcastle-Norwich in 2018), I was walking around the stadium before going in to watch the game and ran into a woman handing out newspapers/magazines at the door advertising a betting shop. I don't remember which one. The woman was surprised to see that my cousin and I didn't speak Geordie and that we clearly had a strange accent (well, we spoke Spanish to each other). She asked us various questions, and we ended up telling her that we were two kids who had been Atleti fans as kids and that she didn't quite know how we'd ended up being Newcastle fans from afar. I think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players who had come as fans to watch a Newcastle game. He even asked us for a photo, and when he said goodbye, he told us it would be published in that magazine/newspaper. I was always curious to know if I'd ever be on the cover of a local newspaper. Hahaha. You were. I remember the headline: "Lying bastard speaking in broken Spanish tries to convince vulnerable big issue seller that he was a footballer." It was a fun read tbf. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego21 2227 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 4 minutes ago, Dazzler said: You were. I remember the headline: "Lying bastard speaking in broken Spanish tries to convince vulnerable big issue seller that he was a footballer." It was a fun read tbf. At least I hope they made me look good. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11190 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 15 minutes ago, Diego21 said: I don't think I've ever mentioned this here. When I was at St. James's Park years ago (Newcastle-Norwich in 2018), I was walking around the stadium before going in to watch the game and ran into a woman handing out newspapers/magazines at the door advertising a betting shop. I don't remember which one. The woman was surprised to see that my cousin and I didn't speak Geordie and that we clearly had a strange accent (well, we spoke Spanish to each other). She asked us various questions, and we ended up telling her that we were two kids who had been Atleti fans as kids and that she didn't quite know how we'd ended up being Newcastle fans from afar. I think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players who had come as fans to watch a Newcastle game. He even asked us for a photo, and when he said goodbye, he told us it would be published in that magazine/newspaper. I was always curious to know if I'd ever be on the cover of a local newspaper. Hahaha. if you come again bring some spanish lady friends that look a lot like penelope cruz. should you need an interpretor for the day I'd be happy to help out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47077 Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 1 hour ago, Diego21 said: think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players Did this “woman” have a flat cap and sheepskin coat? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 975 Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Just got sent this it’s quite funny especially at the end with the Mackem 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7998 Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Retained players list has been announced. Wilson & Ruddy both out of contract but the club is in discussions with both and new contracts could still be agreed. Jamal Lewis is being released. Llloyd Kelly's permanent transfer to Juventus is confirmed. All other first team players retained. Gillespie has had the option to retain activiated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14580 Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 Gillespie is living the dream like 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38712 Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 1 minute ago, Tom said: Gillespie is living the dream like Gillespie is basically the kid that befriends De Nero in that advert but expanded to the whole of NUFC. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman 28 Posted June 6 Share Posted June 6 On 03/06/2025 at 15:57, Diego21 said: ... we ended up telling her that we were two kids who had been Atleti fans as kids and that she didn't quite know how we'd ended up being Newcastle fans from afar. Talking of which, in a randomly tangential manner... Law change after Julian Alvarez penalty controversy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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