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2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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10 minutes ago, Craig said:


He's got more hair than Eales. Instantly more trustworthy.

David Berkowitz had a lot of hair

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31 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Badly Fish pushing the anti-hair agenda. Sad!

 

Not anti-hair, pro-Bald.

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:lol: So we have indeed delayed bringing in the new CEO so that he isn't immediately tainted by the Isak fiasco. Well, I'm glad he's here, finally we can get cracking properly.

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I genuinely have no idea what these people do day to day but former "head of global partnerships at Real Madrid" seems to imply he'll be good for getting the commercial revenue up!

 

Soon to be sponsored on absolutely everything!

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59 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

A magpie just landed on my windowsill, pecked the window, stared at me and flew off. 

 

It can only mean one thing: Eddie Howe is in danger. 

 

A magpie pecking at a window !!! That's like the bat signal for: (a genial accountant by day) but PacemakerBreadsticklegsman when danger calls.

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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

A magpie just landed on my windowsill, pecked the window, stared at me and flew off. 

 

It can only mean one thing: Eddie Howe is in danger. 


Had a full-blown meltdown trying to get Botman to sprint 100m without rupturing anything 

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1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


Had a full-blown meltdown trying to get Botman to sprint 100m without rupturing anything 


All while botmans trying to figure out how hes posted a photo of himself having a shit on instagram again.

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just seen a bloke in his mid 30s walking up the high street in monmouth in a newcastle top. I quickly pulled in to a loading zone and watched his progress up the road just in case he needed my assistance from being assaulted by any unidentifiable mackems, with or without swords.

thankfully he disappeared out of view without incident, the lucky fucker.

 

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53 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

just seen a bloke in his mid 30s walking up the high street in monmouth in a newcastle top. I quickly pulled in to a loading zone and watched his progress up the road just in case he needed my assistance from being assaulted by any unidentifiable mackems, with or without swords.

thankfully he disappeared out of view with his tail between his legs and everybody clapped.

 

Mackem'd your post

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There's a couple of cars on the road not too far from where I live with pathetic stickers on the window like Foo-king-fast and shit like that or just as worse. Always think when I pass them what possesses anyone to put shit like that on their car, it just screams 'cunt' or 'wanker'. Anyway walked past this afternoon to see a couple of blokes talking on the drive, one of car doors open. A young bairn was with them wearing a Sunderland shirt. I rest my case, m'lud. 

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

There's a couple of cars on the road not too far from where I live with pathetic stickers on the window like Foo-king-fast and shit like that or just as worse. Always think when I pass them what possesses anyone to put shit like that on their car, it just screams 'cunt' or 'wanker'. Anyway walked* past this afternoon to see a couple of blokes talking on the drive, one of car doors open. A young bairn was with them wearing a Sunderland shirt. I rest my case, m'lud. 

*Shuffled past head down, surely ?

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Wouldn't you have thought someone would have told the cunt how to pronounce the name of the "iconic” ground that he is standing in, of the club that he has just took over as CEO. Then again, perhaps those who appointed him thought he’d  pay attention to erm silly little details like that.

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They probably weren't aware he would say it like that, or too polite to correct the new CEO on his first day (I haven't seen whatever you're referring to so assume he pronounced it St James and not St James's?) . In the grand scheme of things, it doesn't really matter. I'd rather he got that wrong tham most other things. 

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