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12 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:


I don’t think we can host major finals due to the lack of 5 star hotels 

 

Just had a look on Hotels.com and oof :D Where do the visiting teams stay? :lol:  I'm guessing this is why Mbappe was shite at SJP so maybe keep it that way. 

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24 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

 

Just had a look on Hotels.com and oof :D Where do the visiting teams stay? :lol:  I'm guessing this is why Mbappe was shite at SJP so maybe keep it that way. 

 

some canny escort girls at one, apparently.

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3 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

 

Just had a look on Hotels.com and oof :D Where do the visiting teams stay? :lol:  I'm guessing this is why Mbappe was shite at SJP so maybe keep it that way. 


Washington Campanile?

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2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

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Maybe that's the work they're really doing to the Tyne Bridge that's currently fucking my commute up.

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"Get the architect to set up an anonymous twitter account and put a slightly cartoon version of the planned new Tyne stadium to slowly acclimatise everyone for it. Tell him not to include anything to do with the super ocean liner next to it which will be a bar as a nod to the tuxedo princess as we want that to be a surprise."

 

 

(You heard it here first!!) :lol:

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3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

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"Get the architect to set up an anonymous twitter account and put a slightly cartoon version of the planned new Tyne stadium to slowly acclimatise everyone for it. Tell him not to include anything to do with the super ocean liner next to it which will be a bar as a nod to the tuxedo princess as we want that to be a surprise."

 

 

(You heard it here first!!) :lol:

Will they at least serve mead on the tall ships?

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18 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

 

Just had a look on Hotels.com and oof :D Where do the visiting teams stay? :lol:  I'm guessing this is why Mbappe was shite at SJP so maybe keep it that way. 

 

A few stay at the Crowne Plaza. All three CL teams did and Dortmund were by far the biggest set of knackers with branded team buses and security taping the area off.

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2 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

 

A few stay at the Crowne Plaza. All three CL teams did and Dortmund were by far the biggest set of knackers with branded team buses and security taping the area off.


tbf the Dortmund buses were fuckin bombed by some terrorist whack jobs a few years back… their security risk assessments will be mental 😬

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49 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


tbf the Dortmund buses were fuckin bombed by some terrorist whack jobs a few years back… their security risk assessments will be mental 😬

 

Hardly, they got a parking ticket at the bottom of my street.

 

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Just now, Renton said:

 

Hardly, they got a parking ticket at the bottom of my street.

 

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The checky got tased and thrown in the luggage compartment after this photo though.

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3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

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Absolutely ridiculous. Magpies are not water birds

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

Absolutely ridiculous. Magpies are not water birds

It's sat on a (dry) floating car park tbf

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Just now, Alex said:

Absolutely ridiculous. Magpies are not water birds

 

My feelings too. Need to change our name to the Eider ducks, or the mallards or something. Because of this I don't see it happening. Everything else about the proposal, including widening the Tyne 3 times and somehow having a floating island on it with cars, seems plausible though. :thumbup:

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Could we not chuck up one of those temp grounds like at the WC (in Leazes park or Town Moor) then knock down and rebuild SJP

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Just now, paddy said:

Could we not chuck up one of those temp grounds like at the WC (in Leazes park or Town Moor) then knock down and rebuild SJP

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How man, ffs it'll take 3 years

I took grief for pointing it out

Cunts

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5 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

How man, ffs it'll take 3 years

I took grief for pointing it out

Cunts

 

What are you doing posting on here? Haven't you got work to be getting on with?

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21 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

What are you doing posting on here? Haven't you got work to be getting on with?

 

It's his first day back from holiday you gaffer cunt. 

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