Alexander Isak

[Monkeys Fist 50743]

9 minutes ago, Alex said:

Probably educated enough to know it’s ‘per se’ I.e. in itself, rather than ‘per say’, which makes no sense. But I suppose you’d also have to be educated enough to have seen it written down, as opposed to repeating it parrot fashion to know that. A bit like how you’d need a bit of knowledge to not keep repeating the mistake of using the word ‘giphs’ because you would know it was gifs, ie graphic interchange format. Rather than just being aware of the GIPHY website. A knowledgeable person probably wouldn’t refer to a perfectly comprehensible post as ‘elvish’ either. Although I suspect that is in large part due to the reference to ‘Arabs’ by HMHM. Because that would require your being aware of football clubs (and their supporters) outwith the Premier League. 
But don’t let any of that stop you from demonstrating, one post at a time, that you’re light years away from being as clever as you seem to think you are. 

Like Jeffrey Dahmer-Brutal, but fair 

[trophyshy 9004]

 

Howey 0-5

[Monkeys Fist 50743]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

 

Howey 0-5

Won’t have a clue 

[MrBass 4205]

19 minutes ago, Alex said:

Probably educated enough to know it’s ‘per se’ I.e. in itself, rather than ‘per say’, which makes no sense. But I suppose you’d also have to be educated enough to have seen it written down, as opposed to repeating it parrot fashion to know that. A bit like how you’d need a bit of knowledge to not keep repeating the mistake of using the word ‘giphs’ because you would know it was gifs, ie graphic interchange format. Rather than just being aware of the GIPHY website. A knowledgeable person probably wouldn’t refer to a perfectly comprehensible post as ‘elvish’ either. Although I suspect that is in large part due to the reference to ‘Arabs’ by HMHM. Because that would require your being aware of football clubs (and their supporters) outwith the Premier League. 
But don’t let any of that stop you from demonstrating, one post at a time, that you’re light years away from being as clever as you seem to think you are. 

[thebrokendoll 14245]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Imagine my utter shock he's a southern Liverpool fan, 

 

I reckon the actual manc Man U fans are slightly worse than the actual Scouse Liverpool fans just going from personal experience, however the glory hunting Liverpool fan just shades the glory hunting Man U lot in the shit crack stakes.

 

what a hideous dilemma.

scousers and their football club for me though.

the fact that they seem to think they're bastions of morality tips it, it's fucking headspinningly delusional.

they're rancid, feral cunts. all of them.

Edited August 8 by thebrokendoll

[Howmanheyman 43933]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

what a hideous dilemma.

scousers and their football club for me though.

the fact that they seem to think they're bastions of morality tips it for me, it's fucking headspinningly delusional.

they're rancid, feral cunts. all of them.

 

Like I always say, Liverpool and Man U, two cheeks from the same arse.

[Gemmill 63200]

Good morning our fan base! How are we all today?

[Alex 42149]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Good morning our fan base! How are we all today?

 

[ewerk 39233]

31 minutes ago, Alex said:

Probably educated enough to know it’s ‘per se’ I.e. in itself, rather than ‘per say’, which makes no sense. But I suppose you’d also have to be educated enough to have seen it written down, as opposed to repeating it parrot fashion to know that. A bit like how you’d need a bit of knowledge to not keep repeating the mistake of using the word ‘giphs’ because you would know it was gifs, ie graphic interchange format. Rather than just being aware of the GIPHY website. A knowledgeable person probably wouldn’t refer to a perfectly comprehensible post as ‘elvish’ either. Although I suspect that is in large part due to the reference to ‘Arabs’ by HMHM. Because that would require your being aware of football clubs (and their supporters) outwith the Premier League. 
But don’t let any of that stop you from demonstrating, one post at a time, that you’re light years away from being as clever as you seem to think you are. 

 

[The Fish 12574]

On 01/08/2025 at 14:38, Gemmill said:

 

Exactly. 

 

We'll have no more of this "ugh I can't face the season" talk either. There'll be scouse cunts looking in here to see what the reaction is. Fuck them, fuck all their mates in the media and absolutely fuck their club.

 

If this Swedish meff wants to turn out for these, on you fucking go son, but at a price of OUR choosing. 

 

It's not about 'facing the season' I'm just not excited about it. I'm sure that when we're a few games in and we've won or been robbed of some points I'll be fully invested. It's just that right now, I don't really give a shit. 

 

I'm taking my lad to the Sela Cup game tomorrow and I wanted it to be a full house of fans excited for the season to come. As it is, I am genuinely worried his first experience of St James' Park is going to be 2hrs of flat atmosphere or disgruntled complaining. 

[wykikitoon 28542]

20 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Good morning our fan base! How are we all today?

[Gemmill 63200]

2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I'm taking my lad to the Sela Cup game tomorrow

 

Watch out for the kiss-cam! Don't want the wife finding out. 

[The Fish 12574]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Watch out for the kiss-cam! Don't want the wife finding out. 

 

You're the only man where I want Coldplay to accompany our snog.

[Howey 2]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Probably educated enough to know it’s ‘per se’ I.e. in itself, rather than ‘per say’, which makes no sense. But I suppose you’d also have to be educated enough to have seen it written down, as opposed to repeating it parrot fashion to know that. A bit like how you’d need a bit of knowledge to not keep repeating the mistake of using the word ‘giphs’ because you would know it was gifs, ie graphic interchange format. Rather than just being aware of the GIPHY website. A knowledgeable person probably wouldn’t refer to a perfectly comprehensible post as ‘elvish’ either. Although I suspect that is in large part due to the reference to ‘Arabs’ by HMHM. Because that would require your being aware of football clubs (and their supporters) outwith the Premier League. 
But don’t let any of that stop you from demonstrating, one post at a time, that you’re light years away from being as clever as you seem to think you are. 

Im far from clever Alex. Far from it. 

 

But I don't pretend to be. Your desperation to appear as some authority figure on an internet forum illustrates a certain lack of actual character in the real world no doubt.

 

Your day is made if someone applies an emoji to a comment you have typed. You dont even need to get dressed in the morning to achieve your aims.

Paradoxically, despite your daily achievements, you are always angry and on edge? Spitting vitriol at faceless strangers, who, lets face it, have a huge affect on your mood. You will, of course, rush to deny it, laugh it off among the faceless comrades. But when you put your phone down or switch the lap top off, you just cant shake that frustration and anger. So you pick it up again and the cycle repeats.

 

Im here for you Alex- just reach out if you need to

[The Fish 12574]

9 minutes ago, Howey said:

Im far from clever Alex. Far from it. 

 

But I don't pretend to be. Your desperation to appear as some authority figure on an internet forum illustrates a certain lack of actual character in the real world no doubt.

 

Your day is made if someone applies an emoji to a comment you have typed. You dont even need to get dressed in the morning to achieve your aims.

Paradoxically, despite your daily achievements, you are always angry and on edge? Spitting vitriol at faceless strangers, who, lets face it, have a huge affect on your mood. You will, of course, rush to deny it, laugh it off among the faceless comrades. But when you put your phone down or switch the lap top off, you just cant shake that frustration and anger. So you pick it up again and the cycle repeats.

 

Im here for you Alex- just reach out if you need to

 

That's a lot of words for "I'm a wum"

[ewerk 39233]

10 minutes ago, Howey said:

Im far from clever Alex. Far from it. 

 

But I don't pretend to be. Your desperation to appear as some authority figure on an internet forum illustrates a certain lack of actual character in the real world no doubt.

 

Your day is made if someone applies an emoji to a comment you have typed. You dont even need to get dressed in the morning to achieve your aims.

Paradoxically, despite your daily achievements, you are always angry and on edge? Spitting vitriol at faceless strangers, who, lets face it, have a huge affect on your mood. You will, of course, rush to deny it, laugh it off among the faceless comrades. But when you put your phone down or switch the lap top off, you just cant shake that frustration and anger. So you pick it up again and the cycle repeats.

 

Im here for you Alex- just reach out if you need to

 

You have 52 posts in 21 hours, pretty much everyone single one intending (and failing) to get a rise out of us. But aye, it's obviously alex that craves the online validation.

[Alex 42149]

12 minutes ago, Howey said:

Im far from clever Alex. Far from it. 

 

But I don't pretend to be. Your desperation to appear as some authority figure on an internet forum illustrates a certain lack of actual character in the real world no doubt.

 

Your day is made if someone applies an emoji to a comment you have typed. You dont even need to get dressed in the morning to achieve your aims.

Paradoxically, despite your daily achievements, you are always angry and on edge? Spitting vitriol at faceless strangers, who, lets face it, have a huge affect on your mood. You will, of course, rush to deny it, laugh it off among the faceless comrades. But when you put your phone down or switch the lap top off, you just cant shake that frustration and anger. So you pick it up again and the cycle repeats.

 

Im here for you Alex- just reach out if you need to

It’s ‘effect’ 👍🏻

[Craig 12383]

All Alex is doing is pointing out his shortcomings. No craving going on. 

Howey fuming that he was outed as a WUM as early as he was.

[The Fish 12574]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

It’s ‘effect’ 👍🏻

You've had your emoji reply, your day is made.

[Craig 12383]

1 minute ago, Craig said:

All Alex is doing is pointing out his shortcomings. 

 

1 minute ago, Alex said:

It’s ‘effect’ 👍🏻

 

[Gemmill 63200]

40 minutes ago, Howey said:

Im far from clever Alex. Far from it. 

 

But I don't pretend to be. Your desperation to appear as some authority figure on an internet forum illustrates a certain lack of actual character in the real world no doubt.

 

Your day is made if someone applies an emoji to a comment you have typed. You dont even need to get dressed in the morning to achieve your aims.

Paradoxically, despite your daily achievements, you are always angry and on edge? Spitting vitriol at faceless strangers, who, lets face it, have a huge affect on your mood. You will, of course, rush to deny it, laugh it off among the faceless comrades. But when you put your phone down or switch the lap top off, you just cant shake that frustration and anger. So you pick it up again and the cycle repeats.

 

Im here for you Alex- just reach out if you need to

 

Dear me. How is our fan base this boring?

[The Fish 12574]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Dear me. How is our fan base this boring?

Ours isn't.

[Dr Gloom 26353]

1 hour ago, Howey said:

Im far from clever Alex. Far from it. 

 

But I don't pretend to be. Your desperation to appear as some authority figure on an internet forum illustrates a certain lack of actual character in the real world no doubt.

 

Your day is made if someone applies an emoji to a comment you have typed. You dont even need to get dressed in the morning to achieve your aims.

Paradoxically, despite your daily achievements, you are always angry and on edge? Spitting vitriol at faceless strangers, who, lets face it, have a huge affect on your mood. You will, of course, rush to deny it, laugh it off among the faceless comrades. But when you put your phone down or switch the lap top off, you just cant shake that frustration and anger. So you pick it up again and the cycle repeats.

 

Im here for you Alex- just reach out if you need to

seriously, who the fuck is this cunt? 

[Holden McGroin 9903]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

seriously, who the fuck is this cunt? 

whatever happed to that Australian girl called Mohammed? 

[RobinRobin 14502]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

Probably educated enough to know it’s ‘per se’ I.e. in itself, rather than ‘per say’, which makes no sense. But I suppose you’d also have to be educated enough to have seen it written down, as opposed to repeating it parrot fashion to know that. A bit like how you’d need a bit of knowledge to not keep repeating the mistake of using the word ‘giphs’ because you would know it was gifs, ie graphic interchange format. Rather than just being aware of the GIPHY website. A knowledgeable person probably wouldn’t refer to a perfectly comprehensible post as ‘elvish’ either. Although I suspect that is in large part due to the reference to ‘Arabs’ by HMHM. Because that would require your being aware of football clubs (and their supporters) outwith the Premier League. 
But don’t let any of that stop you from demonstrating, one post at a time, that you’re light years away from being as clever as you seem to think you are.