Todd Boehlys Turgid Turtle Heads V Eddie Howe’s Swashbuckling Shithousing Champions League Qualifiers

[Holden McGroin 1383]

Step aside Gemmill. We need a leader with a clear head to steer us home.

Potential banana skin this one lads. All we need to do is avoid a point deduction to qualify for the champions league.

 

No mass brawl lads, so I suggest we keep Tindall away from Fun Time Frankie.

Edited Tuesday at 05:52 by Holden McGroin

[Gemmill 24238]

Typical of the man. Wants it when there's nothing on the line.

 

Good idea to keep my skills fresh for when it actually matters and let a BORN LOSER take this one.

[Holden McGroin 1383]

Don’t be bitter Gemmil. You’re a bit like Jamal Lascelles of the Toontastic board. Good for team morale but ultimately not good enough and will be shipped out for better quality posters like myself. Enjoy Forest Talk forum where I’m sure you’ll do a good job. 

[Gemmill 24238]

19 from 24. Unmatched success.

 

You are Dead Rubber Jonny.

[wykikitoon 10949]

Oustanding title.

[Ayatollah Hermione 10490]

Couldn’t really care less about this now tbh  Would be nice to get third but I expect us to be very hungover on Sunday afternoon

[Monkeys Fist 27750]

2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Potential banana skin this one lads

Couldn’t give a fuck. 
 

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[Christmas Tree 3360]

Rest the walking wounded and give Ritchie and co a farewell. Couldn’t care less. On the beach. 5-0

[Holden McGroin 1383]

Ritchie is out for season 

[Christmas Tree 3360]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Ritchie is out for season 

Make him manager for the day or send him on with crutches in injury time  

[Dr Gloom 14254]

---------------Dubravka 

 

Manquillo--Lascelles--Dummett----Lewis

 

-------Anderson--Longstaff--Targett

 

-----Murphy------ASM--------Gordon

 

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[LongTimeAdmirer 327]

play the U21s instead 

[MrBass 985]

Edited Tuesday at 10:32 by MrBass

[OTF 4324]

On 23/05/2023 at 18:27, Christmas Tree said:

Make him manager for the day or send him on with crutches in injury time  

 

Dress him up in Howe's normal match day attire and he'd get away with it on the long shots. Of course it would be a dead giveaway when he runs onto the pitch after we score and starts vigorously slapping the heads of our players.

[OTF 4324]

On 23/05/2023 at 18:25, Holden McGroin said:

Ritchie is out for season 

And his contract is up also. There's a chance he stays on in some sort of ancillary coaching role, randomly yelling out names in stadium hallways pre and post match and generally screaming enthusiastically during training.

[OTF 4324]

 

Also, let's not forget that Chelsea wage bill is 2.65+ times ours.

 

And while this is here Klopp, you might want to revisit what a ceiling is. When Dan Ashworth said there was no ceiling at the club, he was referring to the physical lack of ceiling at Darsley Park.

[ThatGinolaVolley 7]

I expect Howe to make quite a few changes for this one. Not only to give some a well earned rest and others a last hurrah - but also to remind the owners where the squad is lacking a bit of quality.

[RobinRobin 5272]

And mostly because of injuries 

[Ugly Mackems 126]

Good morning girls. You'll be delighted to know my azuma is winging its way to KX as I type. No boats on the Thames for me! 

 

I'll keep folk updated! 

[RobinRobin 5272]

1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Good morning girls. You'll be delighted to know my azuma is winging its way to KX as I type. No boats on the Thames for me! 

 

I'll keep folk updated! 

[Dr Gloom 14254]

1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Good morning girls. You'll be delighted to know my azuma is winging its way to KX as I type. No boats on the Thames for me! 

 

I'll keep folk updated! 

[Dougle 2091]

1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Good morning girls. You'll be delighted to know my azuma is winging its way to KX as I type. No boats on the Thames for me! 

 

I'll keep folk updated! 

 

[Ugly Mackems 126]

The bad news ...hour delay! 

Good news. ... Refund! 

[RobinRobin 5272]

[Dr Gloom 14254]

20 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

The bad news ...hour delay! 

Good news. ... Refund!