Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[MrBass 2336]

 

[The Fish 9240]

I e bot read a lick of this thread. I'll do it tomorrow when I'm so ER and not on my phone

[Monkeys Fist 39184]

5 minutes ago, MrBass said:

 

He’s partly right tbf- we buried the ball in the back of their net four times. 

[Monkeys Fist 39184]

Just now, The Fish said:

I e bot read a lick of this thread. I'll do it tomorrow when I'm so ER and not on my phone

I’m quoting this just so you can’t edit out the typos tomorrow- it’ll make your gums bleed. 

[Dr Gloom 20169]

How deep are we going in this tournament then lads because I fancy us getting out of this group. We probably only need another 6-7 points 

Edited October 4, 2023 by Dr Gloom

[Dr Gloom 20169]

2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I e bot read a lick of this thread. I'll do it tomorrow when I'm so ER and not on my phone

[PaddockLad 14912]

 

[Dr Gloom 20169]

Third scotch…poured 

[Renton 18051]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

How deep are we going in this tournament then lads because I fancy us getting one of this group. We probably only need another 6-7 points 

 

Second in the group, 2 rounds in after is my completely random guess. 

[Monkeys Fist 39184]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

How deep are we going in this tournament then lads because I fancy us getting out of this group. We probably only need another 6-7 points 

I see nothing but a 5-0 victory in the Final. 
 

Botman hat trick. 

[PaddockLad 14912]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

How deep are we going in this tournament then lads because I fancy us getting one of this group. We probably only need another 6-7 points 

If we beat the jormans home & away we’re through. I just remember what city and Lazio did to some other teams who got out their groups last season. On that evidence and with a fair wind and a bit of luck we’re going deep  

Edited October 4, 2023 by PaddockLad

[Dr Gloom 20169]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I see nothing but a 5-0 victory in the Final. 
 

Botman hat trick. 

[Monkeys Fist 39184]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

[Dr Gloom 20169]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Third scotch…poured 

Cheers lads!

 

 

[acrossthepond 712]

Missed this as I was busily supervising a 12-0 loss in the school league I coach. 

 

Couldn't care less. 

[Dr Gloom 20169]

Ei EI EI O

 

Up the champions league we go!

[Monkeys Fist 39184]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Cheers lads!

 

 

I thought you had a big blue dildo stuck on your sofa for a minute there. 
 

I was thinking “ Christ Gloomy, there’s celebrating and then there’s celebrating!”

[Dr Gloom 20169]

Longstaff and Gordon would be dead certs for the England squad if Southgate

Wasn’t manager. the idea that kalvin Philips gets in there before longstaff is genuinely ridiculous.  
 

I’m happy for them to keep missing out for now though. We could do without anymore injuries  

 

[Meenzer 14137]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I thought you had a big blue dildo stuck on your sofa for a minute there. 
 

I was thinking “ Christ Gloomy, there’s celebrating and then there’s celebrating!”

 

What do you think he's doing as he sings "Up the Champions League we go"?

[Chaser 1078]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Longstaff and Gordon would be dead certs for the England squad if Southgate

Wasn’t manager. the idea that kalvin Philips gets in there before longstaff is genuinely ridiculous.  
 

I’m happy for them to keep missing out for now though. We could do without anymore injuries  

 

Agreed, as long as Southgate is there, he'll stick to his regulars and take a token Newcastle player just to sit on the sidelines. 

[Dr Gloom 20169]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I thought you had a big blue dildo stuck on your sofa for a minute there. 
 

I was thinking “ Christ Gloomy, there’s celebrating and then there’s celebrating!”

You should see the size of the tub of lube just out of shot. Poppers on the radiator. We’re good to go 

 

[Dr Gloom 20169]

What’s the craic with Mbappe then? Overrated? Or just does he not want to be at psg anymore? 

[Chaser 1078]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

What’s the craic with Mbappe then? Overrated? Or just does he not want to be at psg anymore? 

Probably the latter. First half he was trying to pick the ball up deeper but second half I think he'd given up trying. 

[Monkeys Fist 39184]

6 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

What do you think he's doing as he sings "Up the Champions League we go"?

“ Ee I Ee I Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I O!”

[Alex 30807]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

You should see the size of the tub of lube just out of shot. Poppers on the radiator. We’re good to go 

 

Make that your last whisky, mate 👍🏻