Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham

[ewerk 30159]

52 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

What was Kudus saying to the ballboy after he scored their second btw. Weird. Paqueta pulled him away. 

He wanted the ball boy’s stool to do his stupid celebration and the ball boy was having none of it.

[Diego21 2135]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

What was Kudus saying to the ballboy after he scored their second btw. Weird. Paqueta pulled him away. 

On one occasion, he celebrated a goal by sitting on a stool.

That became a phenomenon on social networks, some small child went viral copying it and it also seems that the West Ham academy players do it.

He now tries to celebrate his goals and, if there is no seat nearby, he sits on the advertising fence.

[RobinRobin 11073]

5 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

On one occasion, he celebrated a goal by sitting on a stool.

That became a phenomenon on social networks, some small child went viral copying it and it also seems that the West Ham academy players do it.

He now tries to celebrate his goals and, if there is no seat nearby, he sits on the advertising fence.

[Gemmill 44090]

Thanks lads. I didn't realise he needed a prop to celebrate a goal, the fucking bellend. 

[OTF 7214]

24 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Still better than Cole Palmer's goal celebration

[Toonpack 9103]

58 minutes ago, ewerk said:

He wanted the ball boy’s stool to do his stupid celebration and the ball boy was having none of it.

That doesn’t sound nice at all, he got a shit fetish or something ?

[Howmanheyman 32595]

13 hours ago, Diego21 said:

Today I was eating at home with my father.

We watched the first half of the game together in the living room (where I have a TV with the station to watch football) and, at half-time, we went to eat in the kitchen.

I took a little longer than the 15 minute break, so when I returned to the room, we were already losing 1-3. My father, meanwhile, has been left washing the dirty dishes.

Good. Well, around the 70th minute, more or less, he went to see how the game was going. He has seen that 1-3 and has gotten a little lost... But no. He came back every 2-3 minutes to see how we were doing and every time he came we scored.

In the end, he has left the kitchen half-cleaned and has come to watch the final minutes, just to check Barnes' last arrow.

Yes friends. My father is already a Newcastle fan.

 

So 'washing the dishes' is the Spanish version of the Geordie 'lucky piss'? Like it, Diego.

 

[RobinRobin 11073]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

That doesn’t sound nice at all, he got a shit fetish or something ?

[Toonpack 9103]

1 minute ago, RobinRobin said:

 That has the potential to wreck a rectum.

 

fella who worked with my dad was changing a light bulb stood on a chair, he slipped/fell and one of the slats from the back of the chair (old fashioned chair) went right up his hoop, nearly killed him.

[RobinRobin 11073]

3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 That has the potential to wreck a rectum.

 

fella who worked with my dad was changing a light bulb stood on a chair, he slipped/fell and one of the slats from the back of the chair (old fashioned chair) went right up his hoop, nearly killed him.

That's on a par with "I was hoovering naked when I..."🙂 

[Monkeys Fist 41888]

Bloke my dad used to work with was fixing a leak in the garage roof. 
He fixed it successfully then went back in the house and got his Mrs  to split him in half with her strap-on. 

[Monkeys Fist 41888]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

That doesn’t sound nice at all, he got a shit fetish or something ?

Fucking sitters, man. 

[RobinRobin 11073]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Bloke my dad used to work with was fixing a leak in the garage roof. 
He fixed it successfully then went back in the house and got his Mrs  to split him in half with her strap-on. 

Equivalent of "asking for a friend". 🙂 

[OTF 7214]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

That doesn’t sound nice at all, he got a shit fetish or something ?

Pretty long goal celebrations

[PaddockLad 16991]

Disregarding Raisbeck and Ando utterly losing their shit for a moment  the very last replay angle shows how good a finish this was. Fabiansky looks like he’s got his post covered but it’s the curve Barnes applies to the ball that brings it out then back in just behind the goalkeepers outstretched hand. It’s fuckin phenomenal ☺️

 

 

[Toonpack 9103]

1 hour ago, RobinRobin said:

That's on a par with "I was hoovering naked when I..."🙂 

My story is true though.

[Monkeys Fist 41888]

11 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

My story is true though.

So is mine. 

[Gemmill 44090]

 

 

[Meenzer 15342]

I'm just laughing now because what else can you do?

[Howay 12496]

Aye this has been a completely absurd season for injuries like 

[OTF 7214]

Will that be the end of him for us? From the looks of when it happened and the planned timeframe it looks like a straightforward ACL with no additional collateral damage. Certainly bad timing for him and of course for us as we're now down to our last two standing CBs and one of them barely plays as a CB*. Depending on how long it takes for Trippier to be back it looks like we could see a bit more of Hall?

 

* - Potentially plus Krafth who has played at CB when needed

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

8 minutes ago, OTF said:

Will that be the end of him for us? From the looks of when it happened and the planned timeframe it looks like a straightforward ACL with no additional collateral damage. Certainly bad timing for him and of course for us as we're now down to our last two standing CBs and one of them barely plays as a CB*. Depending on how long it takes for Trippier to be back it looks like we could see a bit more of Hall?

 

* - Potentially plus Krafth who has played at CB when needed

just signed a contract extension the other month. 

[ohhh_yeah 2929]

 

   

 

 

[Chaser 1199]

It's absolute madness that our first choice CB goes off long term with an ACL and the replacement also goes off with an ACL. There has to be some correlation with the training to suffer this many injuries in one season.

 

Just our luck he triggered  a years extension just in time to be out for most of it too. 

[OTF 7214]

1 hour ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

just signed a contract extension the other month. 

Ahh right, not sure how I forgot that but it does explain how the injury happened. His ACL was like "ahh contract extension signed, time to let go baby!"