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  On 10/01/2025 at 10:57, Dazzler said:

Na it was him - didn't he say he wanted pegged and then he wanted to suck the rubber cock afterwards too? It got way worse than a good old filthy sanchez :lol:

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  On 10/01/2025 at 10:57, Dazzler said:

Na it was him - didn't he say he wanted pegged and then he wanted to suck the rubber cock afterwards too? It got way worse than a good old filthy sanchez :lol:

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Is that True? Me old Geordie mate?

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Oh fuck. This not good at all. The good juju is all confused and just opened up it's house as an air bnb for bad juju.

 

Our juju is hanging by a fucking thread. If juju was a parrot:

 

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that's 600 miles and 11 hours worth of unadulterated return trip misery.

for the love of dear god almighty dispel any notion of things always happening in 3s, not with that legoheaded cunt involved.

isak to put himself in the shop window with a brace... 2-0

 

oh, and I'm not posting in anything that refers to newcastle as snuggle fucking bugs.

fuck off man.

 

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  On 02/02/2025 at 11:04, thebrokendoll said:

 

oh, and I'm not posting in anything that refers to newcastle as snuggle fucking bugs.

fuck off man.

 

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It's somewhat ironic that the phrase "snuggle bugs" has been coined by someone from Australia, a place where the entirety of the local fauna (especially the bugs) is out to kill you and is extremely capable of accomplishing that.

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If we get through, do the laws of juju demand we have two match threads in future.

 

If we don’t get through which of the threads was to blame and which wasn’t, or was it both of them 🤷‍♂️

 

I think we need a qualified juju practitioner to adjudicate.

 

 

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On the game itself, I have a distinct uneasiness about the refereeing. Carabao no doubt would like an all big 6 final (the way the draw was rigged points to that) not to mention a certain club have put a shitload of pressure on referee’s of late (and what seems like forever).

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  On 02/02/2025 at 12:29, Toonpack said:

I think we need a qualified juju practitioner to adjudicate.

 

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When we win, I’d propose that @Dazzler gets the rights to starting the thread for the final, for reasons of juju. 
 

As far as the next thread starter for Man City in the league, CGAF. 

 

I’m totally swerving the question of who starts the Fa Cup v Brummies next Saturday until I’ve consulted my chicken bones and stabbed a few dolls. 
 

All of the above , of course, are totally open to reasoned and logical debate…

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