Eddie Howes Champions League Certainty Mags vs a whiny bastards gaggle of boring, strikerless nerds who we've beaten three times already this season, arsenal.

[Andrew 5612]

They might actually just about have Havertz back for this, but that just means Dan Burn will have a lovely old time.

3-0 to us to take us second, they're absolutely imploding.

[ewerk 34451]

I can’t see them scoring.

[Monkeys Fist 46678]

Tough one this- I’d imagine The Best Team in the Champions League will be wanting to try out striker combos for their appearance in the final…

 

5-0 to King Edward’s men. 
 

 

followed by a hembarrassing presser from Lego Heed. 

[Rayvin 6586]

Pressure is off on this one to some extent with the way the table is set. As long as we avoid a bad loss, we'll still be in a solid enough position on final day. Not that I'd want it to go to final day. If we lose to Arsenal and everyone else wins their games, we're still 5th at minimum thanks to GD.

 

If we win it, we're over the line. I guess a draw might help us against Chelsea in the end.

[Monkeys Fist 46678]

4 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

As long as we avoid a bad loss…

 

If we lose to Arsenal …

 

 I guess a draw might help us against Chelsea in the end.

What’s this nonsense?

Its only Arsenal man,  we’ve wiped our arse with them three times already this season. 

[Rayvin 6586]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What’s this nonsense?

Its only Arsenal man,  we’ve wiped our arse with them three times already this season. 

 

I mean I know, but at the same time I just thought it might be interesting to review the permutations

 

I always back us against Arsenal but at the same time, we shouldn't panic if we lose.

[Ayatollah Hermione 15264]

All the pressure is on them to turn around a rotten run of form. Of all the teams for that pressure to lie on, Arsenal will probably not handle it well

[Rayvin 6586]

Mind you, if we beat them a fourth time this season I genuinely think it might break Arteta. We might watch a man completely come apart in real time.

[NJS 4741]

10 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

Mind you, if we beat them a fourth time this season I genuinely think it might break Arteta. We might watch a man completely come apart in real time.

[Howmanheyman 38275]

Depends who we have fit, they're going to be desperate to beat us and they did play well in parts against PSG. If we drop off like we have done in games they might get their win but I hope we've already got it done by the time Everton comes around and to paraphrase Delores, 'We're in his heeeeead, in his heeeaaad, Playmobil, Playmobil, Playmobil -il-il-il-il' so could well do the business again. I'll be on holiday when we play the cunts so arsenal fans will need an exclusion zone around me for everybody's sake next week.

[RobinRobin 13039]

 

0-3 - Sol Campbell hatrick 

[Andrew 5612]

I can see us playing the same system we did today, we last rolled it out against them and they had no answer for it and since Joelinton will still be out we may as well.

[Gemmill 53110]

 

Here you go lads. Hot off the press, just updated 36 minutes ago.

[Isegrim 10788]

2-0 Isak with a hat-trick

[Isegrim 10788]

17 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Here you go lads. Hot off the press, just updated 36 minutes ago.

It’s early morning but how do Villa expected to gain more points than Chelsea but their probability to qualify for the CL is worse?

[Holden McGroin 8144]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

It’s early morning but how do Villa expected to gain more points than Chelsea but their probability to qualify for the CL is worse?

Don’t question the SUPER COMPUTER.

[Toonpack 12285]

3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Depends who we have fit, they're going to be desperate to beat us and they did play well in parts against PSG. If we drop off like we have done in games they might get their win but I hope we've already got it done by the time Everton comes around and to paraphrase Delores, 'We're in his heeeeead, in his heeeaaad, Playmobil, Playmobil, Playmobil -il-il-il-il' so could well do the business again. I'll be on holiday when we play the cunts so arsenal fans will need an exclusion zone around me for everybody's sake next week.

Remember, if approached by any marra's to look down at your feet and shuffle away, thems the rewls.

[Alex 38016]

I’ll be over the moon if we end up with 68.86 points 

[Holden McGroin 8144]

20 minutes ago, Alex said:

I’ll be over the moon if we end up with 68.86 points 

When xG takes over the traditional 3 points for a win scoring system next season, we’ll be able to see this sort of magic.

[Dazzler 12791]

Almost everything suggests that the following will transpire:

 

1 ) Howe will set up with a back three.

2 ) Isak will score pretty early.

3 ) Arteta will not have an answer.

4 ) Mad Dog will wind up the opposition coaches.

5 ) Half time.

6 ) Gordon will score early in the second.

7 ) Arteta won't even understand the question let alone have an answer for it.

8 ) Full time.

 

2-0 us.

Edited 5 hours ago by Dazzler

[RobinRobin 13039]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

I’ll be over the moon if we end up with 68.86 points 

[Dr Gloom 24420]

2-0 to Eddie's shithousing mags 

[Dougle 3875]

4 – 0

Big Dan Burn head-trick

His cock lobs into the crowd to celebrate the last goal and Big Dan gets sent off for jumping into the away end to retrieve it

 

[Rayvin 6586]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Almost everything suggests that the following will transpire:

 

1 ) Howe will set up with a back three.

2 ) Isak will score pretty early.

3 ) Arteta will not have an answer.

4 ) Mad Dog will wind up the opposition coaches.

5 ) Half time.

6 ) Gordon will score early in the second.

7 ) Arteta won't even understand the question let alone have an answer for it.

8 ) Full time.

 

2-0 us.

 

This but also Arteta blames the ref/ball/weather/planetary alignment and then proclaims Arsenal to be the best team in the league, for all time.

[Craig 7606]

Sadly I think Arsenal will do us in this one and it'll be our last 'off day' of the season. 2-0 to them