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[thebrokendoll 14232]

6 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If he gets a pay rise after this sort of behaviour, I’ll be pretty disappointed 

 

no pampering to the cunt whatsoever.

no pay rise.

no release fee.

no move to the murderers.

.

play fucking football properly or the 2 weeks wages fines start forthwith.

[Gemmill 63116]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 Howe has created something special and Isak’s a bad apple. 

 

34 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

It's special what Howe had done before this, and to do it again with all the noise going on is unreal.

 

Isak's the bad apple

 

 

[Holden McGroin 9890]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

no pampering to the cunt whatsoever.

no pay rise.

no release fee.

no move to the murderers.

.

play fucking football properly or the 2 weeks wages fines start forthwith.

I think PR wise they’d have to come to some agreement to get the best out of him. The agent knows we can’t find any strikers so they have decent leverage.

 

I just don’t know if anything would appease the fans? 
 

A grovelling video apology along with the signing of a new contract and some bullshit around how he wants to stay here forever ? (But secretly has an agreement if he plays well he’ll

be allowed to leave for X next Summer) ?

 

it would be best just to get rid of him but we were fucked without any strikers. Rock and hard place.

[wykikitoon 28509]

7 hours ago, OTF said:

Fuck me AG10.  I teared up at that.

It was a red IMO.  Yes, we have seen MANY a time the likes of Salah not get red at that and cunts like Carrrraaaaaagghhheerr and Neville say it's 'mistimed' or a 'forwards challenge' so not a red, but it's a red all day.  The gashs he put down Virgin's calf clearly show how he's caught him.  I'm just disappointed he didn't break the cunts neck.  If that was VVD on Gordon we would all be asking for a red.

I did think the ref got some of the bigger calls right.  But TBH it was the other ones. The smack in Schars face. Kuntate shove in the back and the persistent fouling by Gravenberch who somehow stayed on the pitch.  Add that to Salah shouting at the ref for the foul in the first half and not getting a yellow for it.  Yet Bruno gets one for the same.

 

Proud as fuck for the lads and Sir Edward.  But this morning still gutted.

 

BIL still thinks Liverpool will 'easily' win the league.  I hope he's wrong because if they do it highlights how shit this league is.

Slot is getting the Klopp pressure now he's spunked a load of brass with his post match interview too the bald cunt.  Wirtz was £115m and for three games he's been dogger.  So that's £175m for Isak you job dodging wall pushing cunts. 

[Dr Gloom 26327]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

 

didn't read your post

[Gemmill 63116]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

didn't read your post

 

 

[wykikitoon 28509]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Aye I think that was some of what was behind Slot's "that wasn't football" interview. Easier for him to tell himself that than face up to the fact that Howe battered him with 11, and then battered him with 10.

Slot seems to have overlooked their time wasting, oh sorry this is one of the red cartel, their 'game management' the bald fucker.

[PaddockLad 22469]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

 

TT's only journalist plagiarising a fellow poster is a new low tbh

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 26 by PaddockLad

[Gemmill 63116]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Slot seems to have overlooked their time wasting, oh sorry this is one of the red cartel, their 'game management' the bald fucker.

 

Aye this thing that's floating around about the ball only being in play 40% of the match. Liverpool were time wasting from the 5th minute. We had no incentive to time waste cos we were behind in the game. 

 

Look to them if you're worried about how long the ball was out of play. 

[Holden McGroin 9890]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Slot seems to have overlooked their time wasting, oh sorry this is one of the red cartel, their 'game management' the bald fucker.

Up until the interview (which I haven’t seen) I was about to say to he seems like a decent bloke in a phlegmy sea of absolute trampy whoppers.

 

He even told  Kerkez (how he never got booked for time wasting I’ll never know) to hurry up on the throw ins but he can get fucked with the rest of them now.

[Gemmill 63116]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

Up until the interview (which I haven’t seen) I was about to say to he seems like a decent bloke in a phlegmy sea of absolute trampy whoppers.

 

He even told  Kerkez (how he never got booked for time wasting I’ll never know) to hurry up on the throw ins but he can get fucked with the rest of them now.

 

Apparently he was full of praise in his press conference, according to Waugh and Caulkin, but I haven't seen it. He certainly wasn't in his post match interview on Sky. 

[Gemmill 63116]

I had thought the same btw. He was absolutely class after the cup final. 

[Kid Dynamite 9328]

Slots taking the piss saying that wasn't a football match. The ball was on the deck for the entire first half and we battered them. They couldn't handle Elanga, Gordon, Barnes, Joelinton and Tonali running at the them.

 

Elanga and Gordon either side of a decent striker is going to terrify defences this season. Probably the 2 quickest players in the league 

[PaddockLad 22469]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I had thought the same btw. He was absolutely class after the cup final. 

 

Apart from a mild rebuke about "the ball being in the air a lot' which he just went on to develop a bit last night... he's Klopp lite, a work in progress ..   

[Holden McGroin 9890]

I quite liked Klopp at the start but as soon as he came under any sort of pressure, his true colours shone through. Probably one of my most hated Pl managers of all time now.

Edited August 26 by Holden McGroin

[Gemmill 63116]

The one thing I miss about Klopp is his fucking twatful Turkish teeth fake smile when he felt the ref had made a bad decision. What a fucking prick man.

 

Also when he pulled a hamstring trying to square up to the 4th official. 

[PaddockLad 22469]

4 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Slots taking the piss saying that wasn't a football match. The ball was on the deck for the entire first half and we battered them. They couldn't handle Elanga, Gordon, Barnes, Joelinton and Tonali running at the them.

 

Elanga and Gordon either side of a decent striker is going to terrify defences this season. Probably the 2 quickest players in the league 

 

Exactly right. We've dominated them in midfield in the last two games due to our pace and running in midfield, not because Dan Burn scares Konate witless and Bruno and Murphy destroy Liverpool right backs at will

 

 

[Diego21 2465]

I think we should be very happy with the team and the boys for last night's game. Even with Gordon.

In another positiion, due to extra motivation, he was late to that ball and got a red card, but he was the best player in the first half. I'm eager for us to sign a real striker and see him play on the left. (Howe should give him a slap on the wrist, though.)

 

Bad luck. Nothing more. Gravenberch's shot wasn't that great, but a tiny deflection off Schar made it impossible.

We were superior throughout the first half and were superior with 10 players for over 50 minutes.

 

Bruno was fantastic, leading the team like a true captain, although he has to know how and when to protest.

Unfortunately, the referee didn't dare send Konaté off.

 

I don't know what it was like in the stadium, but the television showed a more spectacular atmosphere than ever in the stadium.

There are very good reasons to believe.

Edited August 26 by Diego21

[NJS 5296]

Probably needs a statto to confirm  but I think Slot's failure to acknowledge that a team down to ten needs to adapt their style reflects how often they have players sent off. 

[Andrew 7463]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

I think the statement changed things. I think prior to that he wanted Isak back but the fact he says he hasn't spoken to him since the statement makes me wonder if he hasn't just written him off now. 

 

I'm not daft enough to think that this will tarnish Isak's reputation long term. You only have to look at the Liverpool fans clamouring for him to join their club. But we all know what he is now and I'd much rather not have to watch him playing for us again. 

 

It could. Depends what he does next.

 

It took less (or similar) than this to mark up the likes of Anelka or van hooijdonk

[Isegrim 11889]

Even if the table does say otherwise we could/should actually sit at the top with 6 points after two fantastic performances against two top teams.

 

We just have to make sure to maintain this standard in the upcoming games against teams from the other end of the spectrum. That is what often did cost us in the past.

[OTF 10574]

We will be a lot better with Gordon on the left. Barnes is a quality player who can cross and score but there's something about him starting a match that sees him be less effective than coming on as a sub. Perhaps it's that he's not the most athletic or strong winger around, whatever it is he's been most effective for us as an impact sub playing limited minutes.

[Holden McGroin 9890]

4 minutes ago, OTF said:

We will be a lot better with Gordon on the left. Barnes is a quality player who can cross and score but there's something about him starting a match that sees him be less effective than coming on as a sub. Perhaps it's that he's not the most athletic or strong winger around, whatever it is he's been most effective for us as an impact sub playing limited minutes.

I like Barnes. If he has a chance I fancy him to score but Gordon terrifies defenders.

[OTF 10574]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

I like Barnes. If he has a chance I fancy him to score but Gordon terrifies defenders.

I like him as well.

[Gemmill 63116]

It'll be a kick in the teeth for Osula, but I think I'd start Elanga up front and play Barnes and Murphy out wide vs Leeds. We need a win.