Christmas Tree 5606 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 55 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers). 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12486 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 6 hours ago, Renton said: Best I could do. Hi, I'm orca Gemmill, I'm cruising around the mouth of the Coquet studying the xS of this area and Coquet Island. What is xS you ask, it stands for expected seals. It's very scientific and based upon studies of thousands of seal hunts, based upon my analysis I will be soon sated beyond belief. I'll explain fully on my podcast, speaking of which the rest of my pod have fucked off a bit further north to cruise the Farne Islands, which they say is teeming with seals, based upon the evidence of their eyes (fucking idiots). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13109 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 11 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: No way you're a big cock! 🍄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34824 Posted yesterday at 19:08 Share Posted yesterday at 19:08 A car has plowed into the crowds in Liverpool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38516 Posted yesterday at 19:12 Share Posted yesterday at 19:12 I wish these looney cunts would just top themselves and leave everyone else alone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1373 Posted yesterday at 19:18 Share Posted yesterday at 19:18 From the footage I've seen it doesn't look like a targeted attack, just some fucking head case has lost the plot trying to get his car through the crowd. Hopefully nobody is seriously hurt. The emergency response looked massive though and air ambulances on the scene makes me think there must be a fair few casualties. What the fuck is wrong is people these days? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8093 Posted yesterday at 19:21 Share Posted yesterday at 19:21 11 minutes ago, ewerk said: A car has plowed into the crowds in Liverpool. Looking at the videos, it stopped whilst in the middle of the crowd so you imagine it's someone pissed or spooked, rather than a terrorist trying to cause maximum carnage. Bad craic either way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1373 Posted yesterday at 19:30 Share Posted yesterday at 19:30 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Looking at the videos, it stopped whilst in the middle of the crowd so you imagine it's someone pissed or spooked, rather than a terrorist trying to cause maximum carnage. Bad craic either way Looks pretty fucking grim tbh. Edited yesterday at 19:33 by Blastronaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8093 Posted yesterday at 19:35 Share Posted yesterday at 19:35 There's earlier videos. Looks like he was trying to get through the street and people started booting his car and trying to pull him out of it. He drove off and stopped further up the road. His car got swarmed, rear windscreen smashed etc and he's just shit himself and floored it. Pretty sure Newcastle had every road cordoned off to prevent exactly this happening during our parade? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24204 Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago Just seen one video of 'fans' attacking his car. Not great. Someone has messed up somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1373 Posted 20 hours ago Share Posted 20 hours ago 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Someone has messed up somewhere Possibly the guy trying to drive his car through a parade of people? I don't have all the facts but it strikes me as if he could have de-escalated by not driving through a parade of pedestrians. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12977 Posted 14 hours ago Share Posted 14 hours ago 6 hours ago, Blastronaut said: Possibly the guy trying to drive his car through a parade of people? I don't have all the facts but it strikes me as if he could have de-escalated by not driving through a parade of pedestrians. The police too, or the council. The road should never have been open to get a car down it. The bloke and his car never should have been there, but equally it shouldn’t have been possible in the first place. Also the handful of cunts that started smashing his car up and escalating the situation. It’s a collection of things that have all led to a hell of a lot of innocent people getting injured. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12486 Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago If only we could establish a common denominator for the people involved in these football related major "accidents", hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53715 Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12977 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago (edited) The worst part is the police needing to qualify that it was a white bloke from the outset to stop cunts like Farage stoking another riot. What a fucking country we live in, eh? Edit: worst, is probably not the best choice of words given the circumstances . Pathetic would probably be better. Edited 12 hours ago by Dazzler 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34824 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 54 minutes ago, Dazzler said: The worst part is the police needing to qualify that it was a white bloke from the outset to stop cunts like Farage stoking another riot. What a fucking country we live in, eh? Edit: worst, is probably not the best choice of words given the circumstances . Pathetic would probably be better. I understand why they did it but the problem is the next time there's an incident and the police don't release the ethnicity of the perpetrator then the usual gammons will be calling for race riots. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12977 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 13 minutes ago, ewerk said: I understand why they did it but the problem is the next time there's an incident and the police don't release the ethnicity of the perpetrator then the usual gammons will be calling for race riots. I don't think there will be a time they don't do it now. It's fucking insane that we now live in a world where it's considered normal to petrol bomb a hotel as soon as anything tragic happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20085 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: If only we could establish a common denominator for the people involved in these football related major "accidents", hmmmm Here you got mate, even Farage didn’t go there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12486 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 18 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Here you got mate, even Farage didn’t go there He wouldn't have said that if it wasn't released that it was a honkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34824 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago I wasn't aware of this before. He's a good lad, Springsteen. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ced25n993x6o 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24204 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago If he's that good he would drop his use of dynamic pricing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53715 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago Half an hour seems a long time to being getting handed a cheque. Can only imagine the things he made her do for it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20085 Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago 10 minutes ago, Toonpack said: He wouldn't have said that if it wasn't released that it was a HONKEY “Hello, is that the 1970’s? Can you come and take Toonpack back please, he’s got a severe case of Starsky and Hutch derangement syndrome” … 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46956 Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago 12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: “Hello, is that the 1970’s? Can you come and take Toonpack back please, he’s got a severe case of Starsky and Hutch derangement syndrome” … Like thousands of other 7-8yr olds at the time , I had the Starsky cardigan with the waist tie, as he was seen as the coolest cunt on the show. I wish I’d had the stones to dress as the actual coolest lad in the show, His Huggyness The Bear. Would’ve made it soo much easier to keep my playground bitches in line too. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20085 Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago 15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Like thousands of other 7-8yr olds at the time , I had the Starsky cardigan with the waist tie, as he was seen as the coolest cunt on the show. I wish I’d had the stones to dress as the actual coolest lad in the show, His Huggyness The Bear. Would’ve made it soo much easier to keep my playground bitches in line too. Saturday nights, Starsky and Hutch then match of the day, definitely rivalled top of the pops on Thursdays as the best night of the week ☺️ Don’t remember any of those cardigans being worn by the youth though….probably too busy playing with my dinky toy tbh… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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