Craig 12372 Posted November 18 Share Posted November 18 5 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Quite amazing how many people seem to know nothing about these new rules starting in September. Lot of people are going to be up shit creek. Buy some decent accounting software you tight cunt My lass runs her own business and I’ve just asked her about it. Her response. “It’s 2025 … which twat is still doing accounts in Excel and on an abacus?!” She pays £50 a month for Xero & Dext together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted November 19 Share Posted November 19 Not sure why you’re all bothering, he’ll just do the opposite of what you’re suggesting 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6696 Posted November 19 Share Posted November 19 So according to the accountant I spoke to today, it seems a lot simpler than the YouTube crowd are making out. You can still use XL for record keeping and just need some HMRC approved bridging software for transmitting the quarterly returns. He also said the quarterly returns don’t need to be that detailed or accurate as all that is tidied up in the final assessment. He also said most of his clients use Sage online as it is a lot more user friendly than the likes of Quickbooks or Xero. The office did look like the set of slow horses and I got a bit of an impression that he wasn’t fully upto speed on MTD 😂 So if he’s right, it’s not as complex as first thought, however personally I like the idea of having a good software set up a) in case I have to go VAT registered or limited company and b) I quite like the idea of getting all SKU info out of Etsy cos I’m weird like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63176 Posted November 19 Share Posted November 19 Memories... I had Domino Rally. It was fucking shit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6696 Posted November 19 Share Posted November 19 The stars are lining up for my Mugs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43926 Posted November 19 Share Posted November 19 You're going to need a bigger tax office. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50729 Posted November 19 Share Posted November 19 2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: The stars are lining up for my Mugs Did he ask for a pic of him sparking Ollie Bernard out with his free kick? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14502 Posted November 20 Share Posted November 20 12 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: So according to the accountant I spoke to today, it seems a lot simpler than the YouTube crowd are making out. You can still use XL for record keeping and just need some HMRC approved bridging software for transmitting the quarterly returns. He also said the quarterly returns don’t need to be that detailed or accurate as all that is tidied up in the final assessment. He also said most of his clients use Sage online as it is a lot more user friendly than the likes of Quickbooks or Xero. The office did look like the set of slow horses and I got a bit of an impression that he wasn’t fully upto speed on MTD 😂 So if he’s right, it’s not as complex as first thought, however personally I like the idea of having a good software set up a) in case I have to go VAT registered or limited company and b) I quite like the idea of getting all SKU info out of Etsy cos I’m weird like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15587 Posted November 20 Share Posted November 20 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12372 Posted November 20 Share Posted November 20 13 hours ago, Gemmill said: Memories... I had Domino Rally. It was fucking shit! Fucking hell, there's some memories unlocked. Had Penny Racers, Domino Rally (which I couldn't be arsed with) and Scalextric. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18031 Posted November 20 Share Posted November 20 This could have gone in several threads so I'm putting it in here. We're going absolutely mad as a country, aren't we? https://www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork-london-kingston-upon-thames-axed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39222 Posted November 20 Share Posted November 20 Quote Instead, a substantial number of local shoppers have come to believe that the artwork’s depiction of people chaotically splashing through water is political commentary on the small boats used by migrants crossing the English Channel Oh FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27780 Posted November 20 Share Posted November 20 3 hours ago, Craig said: Fucking hell, there's some memories unlocked. Had Penny Racers, Domino Rally (which I couldn't be arsed with) and Scalextric. Some of these are too recent for me, I could tell by the livery of the Hornby trains and the inclusion of the class 91..... Anyhow. Also missed off loads of classics like the 6 million dollar man and this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 653 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 (edited) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn7klrx0158o?xtor=AL-72-[partner]-[yahoo.north.america]-[headline]-[news]-[bizdev]-[isapi]&app-referrer=deep-link Yeah, just my son’s headteacher… Edited November 21 by catmag 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42149 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 12 minutes ago, catmag said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn7klrx0158o?xtor=AL-72-[partner]-[yahoo.north.america]-[headline]-[news]-[bizdev]-[isapi]&app-referrer=deep-link Yeah, just my son’s headteacher… Jesus Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15587 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 46 minutes ago, Alex said: Jesus Christ We'll have nun of that blasphemy talk, thank you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28533 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Fuck me what a fucking cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12372 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 This lad whose body has been fished out of the Tyne at Corbridge is the son of a lad I went to school with. Fucking horrendous news and he’s taken to social media as his means of comfort. Heartbreaking to witness him tearing himself apart. Appreciate what you’ve got folks, you never know when it’ll be ripped away from you. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28533 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Met a couple of lads last night for a pint. One of them turned 50 earlier this year and he's now in a panic of illness etc. He's one of the fittest guys I know. He's won several age group triathlons and duathlons. BUT obviously anything can happen. I have told him to buy the Daily Stoic book to try and understand you can only control what you can control. I have also told him to read the book called Die with Zero. My BIL takes the piss out of me at times, because I have a saying of 'It's a good life'. If I am with my nephews and playing footy or cars or whatever I feel comforted and just lucky with what I have got. I feel I can appreciate the simple things in life and that for me is what its about. Live for today guys. Tell your loved ones you love em. 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6696 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 100% this 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 8361 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Met a couple of lads last night for a pint. One of them turned 50 earlier this year and he's now in a panic of illness etc. He's one of the fittest guys I know. He's won several age group triathlons and duathlons. BUT obviously anything can happen. I have told him to buy the Daily Stoic book to try and understand you can only control what you can control. I have also told him to read the book called Die with Zero. My BIL takes the piss out of me at times, because I have a saying of 'It's a good life'. If I am with my nephews and playing footy or cars or whatever I feel comforted and just lucky with what I have got. I feel I can appreciate the simple things in life and that for me is what its about. Live for today guys. Tell your loved ones you love em. Well said. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39222 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 20 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Met a couple of lads last night for a pint. One of them turned 50 earlier this year and he's now in a panic of illness etc. He's one of the fittest guys I know. He's won several age group triathlons and duathlons. BUT obviously anything can happen. I have told him to buy the Daily Stoic book to try and understand you can only control what you can control. I have also told him to read the book called Die with Zero. My BIL takes the piss out of me at times, because I have a saying of 'It's a good life'. If I am with my nephews and playing footy or cars or whatever I feel comforted and just lucky with what I have got. I feel I can appreciate the simple things in life and that for me is what its about. Live for today guys. Tell your loved ones you love em. @ you letting on to friends and family that the secret to your zen like status is in a couple of self help books when your real method is having the wykitoon alter ego with which you can indiscriminately call everyone a cunt and instantly vent your aggression with whatever run of the mill thing has annoyed you on the way into work. Toontastic: keeping wyki sane since 2005. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15587 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 Interesting article (well I thought so) - Iran https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/irans-capital-has-run-out-of-water-forcing-it-to-move/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27780 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 On 22/11/2025 at 14:51, wykikitoon said: Met a couple of lads last night for a pint. One of them turned 50 earlier this year and he's now in a panic of illness etc. He's one of the fittest guys I know. He's won several age group triathlons and duathlons. BUT obviously anything can happen. I have told him to buy the Daily Stoic book to try and understand you can only control what you can control. I have also told him to read the book called Die with Zero. My BIL takes the piss out of me at times, because I have a saying of 'It's a good life'. If I am with my nephews and playing footy or cars or whatever I feel comforted and just lucky with what I have got. I feel I can appreciate the simple things in life and that for me is what its about. Live for today guys. Tell your loved ones you love em. You're 10% correct of course but brain wiring means I can't do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28533 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 Where can I improve on the other 90%? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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