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Got some lovely new charver neighbours who like to kick off every Saturday neet, luckily I was still up but fucking hell there's nee need!

 

"Giz me bottle" "it's my fucking dog man" <_<

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Got some lovely new charver neighbours who like to kick off every Saturday neet, luckily I was still up but fucking hell there's nee need!

 

"Giz me bottle" "it's my fucking dog man" <_<

 

There's a pub over the street from me, which spits out some quality specimens come closing time. Friday night I was woken up by this retard pleading with his girlfriend. He'd gone beyond shouting, beyond crying, beyond any normal form of communication to the point where the only thing I can liken him to is a wookie. He was stood a yard from her, screaming in this weird voice "WHYYYYWOOOONNTYOUUUUUUBELLIEEEEEEEVEMEEEEEE?" over and over again. :icon_lol: Won't wasn't even pronounced won't, it was wooooont with an oo sound. "AHHHHHHNEVERDONENOTHUNNNNNNNNNNNNWHYYYYYWOOOOOONTYOUBELIEEEEEEEVEMEEEEEEE?"

 

Real human drama.

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Sitting in McD's today at 10.15 and a teacher walks in :cuppa:

 

"are you boys not supposed to be in school?"

 

"naw sir break"

 

"at this time? naw naw naw"

 

Wrote our names down and told us to enjoy our meal :( what type of teachers do we have in todays world, are they not supposed to be in school fucking teaching??

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I'm baffled why you haven't done better on your exams.

 

 

Went out for lunch this afternoon, only when I stood up on the tube did I realise I'd been sitting in Chewing Gum. So bought some new Jeans, then had lunch, then bought some shorts... Ended up spunking £150 when I was expecting to be spending, maybe, £30?

 

I shouldn't be allowed out unsupervised. :cuppa:

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Went out for lunch this afternoon, only when I stood up on the tube did I realise I'd been sitting in Chewing Gum. So bought some new Jeans, then had lunch, then bought some shorts... Ended up spunking £150 when I was expecting to be spending, maybe, £30?

 

I shouldn't be allowed out alone.

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