Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 England getting absolutely fucked off Ireland in the Rugby 24-8. They were supposed to win this as well. Ireland team been fed Ant's homemade pizza and potaytey bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Got some lovely new charver neighbours who like to kick off every Saturday neet, luckily I was still up but fucking hell there's nee need! "Giz me bottle" "it's my fucking dog man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14068 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Noice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Got some lovely new charver neighbours who like to kick off every Saturday neet, luckily I was still up but fucking hell there's nee need! "Giz me bottle" "it's my fucking dog man" There's a pub over the street from me, which spits out some quality specimens come closing time. Friday night I was woken up by this retard pleading with his girlfriend. He'd gone beyond shouting, beyond crying, beyond any normal form of communication to the point where the only thing I can liken him to is a wookie. He was stood a yard from her, screaming in this weird voice "WHYYYYWOOOONNTYOUUUUUUBELLIEEEEEEEVEMEEEEEE?" over and over again. Won't wasn't even pronounced won't, it was wooooont with an oo sound. "AHHHHHHNEVERDONENOTHUNNNNNNNNNNNNWHYYYYYWOOOOOONTYOUBELIEEEEEEEVEMEEEEEEE?" Real human drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Wyclef gets shot and fiddy doesn't? There is no god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26471 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Someone call 911. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Have they said how long he'll be in Hospital for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Noice. Biggest moon in 18 years and it's done nothing but rain cats and dogs here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Have they said how long he'll be in Hospital for? Til November. Thanks Ern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Have they said how long he'll be in Hospital for? Til November. Thanks Ern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 happiness is finding your favourite beer in the fridge when you forgot it was there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 hapiness in taking fucking ages in the shower when people are banging on the door dying for the toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Happiness is having a shit on work's dime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Happiness is having a shit on work's dime Pretty small target size - sounds like olympic class if it was a recognised sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 "Corrrrrrrrr he's a real spunk" is my favourite Aussie saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14068 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Rack off, you drongo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Rack off, you drongo! Ya dag, Ya flamin gallah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Sitting in McD's today at 10.15 and a teacher walks in "are you boys not supposed to be in school?" "naw sir break" "at this time? naw naw naw" Wrote our names down and told us to enjoy our meal what type of teachers do we have in todays world, are they not supposed to be in school fucking teaching?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 (edited) I'm baffled why you haven't done better on your exams. Went out for lunch this afternoon, only when I stood up on the tube did I realise I'd been sitting in Chewing Gum. So bought some new Jeans, then had lunch, then bought some shorts... Ended up spunking £150 when I was expecting to be spending, maybe, £30? I shouldn't be allowed out unsupervised. Edited March 21, 2011 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 20 pound on jeans, fiver on shorts, the rest on lunch. At the chippy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 (edited) The Fish Went out for lunch this afternoon, only when I stood up on the tube did I realise I'd been sitting in Chewing Gum. So bought some new Jeans, then had lunch, then bought some shorts... Ended up spunking £150 when I was expecting to be spending, maybe, £30? I shouldn't be allowed out alone. 2 minutes ago · LikeUnlike · Edited March 21, 2011 by Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Want me to start posting the drivel you and your pals vomit into the public consciousness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Hey i just posted what you posted on here! When i copy and paste my status on here you can do the same ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 didn't know you played for Everton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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