strawb 3711 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 When I lived in Clapham I was walking around the common and saw a lass knocked off her bike by a van. I ran over like a concerned citizen to see if she was ok or needed help or anything, the conversation went as follows. Me - “are you alright?” Her - “does it fucking look like it?” Me - “fuck yourself then” And I left, she wasn’t dying afaik 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5728 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 I saw a fella knocked off his bike as he cycled out at the junction at the top of the General when I was in school. Cyclist never checked and moved out onto the west road straight into a car. Like most cyclists he had an issue controlling his temper and proceeded to stand up, pick his bike up and throw it off the bonnet of the car (despite the accident 100% being his fault). The fella got out of his car, decked the cyclist, and threw his bike over the wall back into the General. I saw some pretty fucked up shit growing up in the west end, but that was comfortably the most surreal. The fact that the cyclist then stood up and lobbied for witnesses - "did you see what that man just did to me?" etc, made it even funnier, as if he'd blocked out causing the accident and then vandalising not only his own property but the car of the poor cunt HE cycled into. He wandered off to the old copper station over the road and that was the last I seen of him. I presume nothing came of it, and the desk sergeant thought it was as funny as me and my mates did. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17988 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 9 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Like most cyclists he had an issue controlling his temper 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27377 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 50 minutes ago, strawb said: When I lived in Clapham I was walking around the common and saw a lass knocked off her bike by a van. I ran over like a concerned citizen to see if she was ok or needed help or anything, the conversation went as follows. Me - “are you alright?” Her - “does it fucking look like it?” Me - “fuck yourself then” And I left, she wasn’t dying afaik London. Say no more. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9107 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I was nearly hit by a bloke driving through a red this week! The thing is with cycle paths, they're poorly designed and they're not designed for experienced cyclists. They're designed for t'old George to ride on to go give Doris one. There's one in Harrogate. It's up on the pavement, then down onto the road, then back up on the pavement. It's full of glass and shite. It slows you down as an experienced cyclist to use it. But the bat shit crazy thing is, its on the downhill side of the road. Whereas the uphill side there's nothing. So I can easily keep up with the speed of the road going down, but going up that's where slower riders frustrate Brexit Barry from overtaking him to quickly jump in a massive queue of traffic for half an hour. One of the big issues is, nothing is in legislation here. I.e its a massive noose around the council or governments neck. Whereas places like Netherlands and Denmark its part of law. Oh and road tax was abolished in 1938 Cyclists around here are inconsiderate bellends as well, but so are the drivers for what it's worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16957 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Wife and I drove up to Helmsely last weekend. Sunday was a stunning day. We drove back and there was a small group of cyclists on a road driving two abreast. Road was nice and wide. There was about 8 of em. No drama's, about 4 cars on the road, all gave them plenty of room, riders gave them thanks. Stopped at a friends on the way to drop something off. Saw these riders again. This time on a narrower road with a slight uphill. Anyways, all dropped into single file and waved us past. Lovely. Its how it should be. Respect for all road users. Its cunts like Vine and Barton that cause the issues. Sky have clearly had a slow news day to put this on. More people are injured / killed each year with motorists mounting the pavement than cyclists, but how often do you hear about it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5728 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 34 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Wife and I drove up to Helmsely last weekend. Sunday was a stunning day. We drove back and there was a small group of cyclists on a road driving two abreast. Road was nice and wide. There was about 8 of em. No drama's, about 4 cars on the road, all gave them plenty of room, riders gave them thanks. Stopped at a friends on the way to drop something off. Saw these riders again. This time on a narrower road with a slight uphill. Anyways, all dropped into single file and waved us past. Lovely. Its how it should be. Respect for all road users. Its cunts like Vine and Barton that cause the issues. Sky have clearly had a slow news day to put this on. More people are injured / killed each year with motorists mounting the pavement than cyclists, but how often do you hear about it? Every fucking day with you, you never shut up about it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16957 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 20 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Every fucking day with you, you never shut up about it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5027 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 27 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Every fucking day with you, you never shut up about it Have you been around for an International break yet @Dazzler. ? Fuck me. You’ll be in for a treat. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16957 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Yeh Holden luuuuuuurves Gareth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5027 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 16 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Yeh Holden luuuuuuurves Gareth 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16957 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Come on sky news let's have balance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16957 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Little darts tosser won a tournament in Bahrain. Not a single word about sports washing. Similar to when the boxing is on in the middle east. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39081 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 57 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnt! Fyp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17988 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: sports washing You mean pub past time washing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27377 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 I'm convinced if sky televised tiddlywinks, put it on somewhere called St. Mark's Park and nicknamed it the 'Marky Parky' and had Laura Wood hosting it, half the cunts in this country would watch it and talk about it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3711 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 14 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I'm convinced if sky televised tiddlywinks, put it on somewhere called St. Mark's Park and nicknamed it the 'Marky Parky' and had Laura Wood hosting it, half the cunts in this country would watch it and talk about it. Same, great marketing for a completely shite product 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16957 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 WTF!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17988 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 That is a masterpiece! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2795 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 42 minutes ago, Renton said: That is a masterpiece! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Lie down and have someone else wipe. Player 3 enters the game. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5728 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: WTF!!!! 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: WTF!!!! How much is that in cuerics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1236 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 5 hours ago, wykikitoon said: WTF!!!! That turd is just a product of Bran flakes and opiates. Add some guinness to that recovery diet and that poor bloke gets home a few days earlier and the nurse here is carrying a bucket of brown liquid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30720 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 On 19/01/2024 at 21:24, wykikitoon said: Little darts tosser won a tournament in Bahrain. Not a single word about sports washing. Similar to when the boxing is on in the middle east. Funniest comment I’ve seen related to him is a reply about his being 16 - when’s his birthday? 29th February? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14132 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 So this seems... actually useful and integrated and well thought-out. Is there a catch I'm missing? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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