Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 He’s doing it wrong. Get back in the shed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 ‘He’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, ewerk said: ‘He’ I hope so, otherwise it’s definitely doing it wrong. ( you cheeky little donkey-botherer ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38636 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Wish I had the choice. I’ve got a centre parting that starts at one shoulder and ends at the other. Reminds me of a childhood joke...... What's the definition of an arsehole? Telly Savalas with a Centre parting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 On 5/20/2020 at 20:43, Gemmill said: I go no guard. One step away from the full bic. Samesies! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4891 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 It’s alright for you premature baldies, I have a luxurious mop of dark curls that is getting way out of hand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 2 hours ago, The Fish said: Samesies! We’re not talking about eyebrows, Chromedome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20139 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, strawb said: It’s alright for you premature baldies, I have a luxurious mop of dark curls that is getting way out of hand I've got a distinctly middle aged set of 90s lockdown curtains at the moment 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15409 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, strawb said: It’s alright for you premature baldies, I have a luxurious mop of dark curls that is getting way out of hand Same, this lot haven’t got a clue. My hair is thicker than CT and it’s starting to get long. Good for running my hand through it sensually when I’m making Social Distancing, sexy eye contact with the sunshine fanny though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4891 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 I’m starting to look like the fat one from superbad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24270 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38636 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Lee likes this. ❤️ 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrayMackemNutter 0 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Nice to see the older Bross sibling enjoying a day out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Does anyone have any advice on how to keep foxes out of the back garden? Just bought some guinea pigs for the kids to help them get through this shitty lockdown, give them something to care for.Intention is to keep them in an outside hutch most the year, because I'm allergic. They've been let out in an outside fenced area during the day but taken in at night. I think the scent alone has attracted a fox because there was a tunnel clawed under the fence this morning and fox shit on the lawn. A serious response would be appreciated. I don't want these creatures in the house all year because of my allergies, but the kids will be heart broken if a bastard fox gets them! The hutch is supposed to be fox proof when it arrives but I have my doubts. They are so timid they'd probably die of fright. Bring back fox hunting I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Do you mean something to keep the fox out of the enclosed area at night, when they’re in the hutch? Short of digging a net in around the base of the fence, which is a right fuck-on for some fat hamsters, I’m not sure what you could do. Hope this helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Do you mean something to keep the fox out of the enclosed area at night, when they’re in the hutch? Short of digging a net in around the base of the fence, which is a right fuck-on for some fat hamsters, I’m not sure what you could do. Hope this helps Recommendations for fox repellent maybe, or air guns. I'm happy to do a stake out. I knew having pets would be a right fuck on! Even fucking guinea pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 13 minutes ago, Renton said: Does anyone have any advice on how to keep foxes out of the back garden? Just bought some guinea pigs for the kids to help them get through this shitty lockdown, give them something to care for.Intention is to keep them in an outside hutch most the year, because I'm allergic. They've been let out in an outside fenced area during the day but taken in at night. I think the scent alone has attracted a fox because there was a tunnel clawed under the fence this morning and fox shit on the lawn. A serious response would be appreciated. I don't want these creatures in the house all year because of my allergies, but the kids will be heart broken if a bastard fox gets them! The hutch is supposed to be fox proof when it arrives but I have my doubts. They are so timid they'd probably die of fright. Bring back fox hunting I say. If it’s a fox proof hutch then it should be fine? You won’t stop them getting in the garden. From my chicken keeping forum , they recommend if a man urinates around the coop / hutch, it deters the fox. (I haven’t tried this and take no responsibility for you scarring the neighbours). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24537 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Chicken keeping forum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Also be aware that a lot of chickens get taken by foxes during the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6659 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 18 minutes ago, Renton said: Does anyone have any advice on how to keep foxes out of the back garden? Just bought some guinea pigs for the kids to help them get through this shitty lockdown, give them something to care for.Intention is to keep them in an outside hutch most the year, because I'm allergic. They've been let out in an outside fenced area during the day but taken in at night. I think the scent alone has attracted a fox because there was a tunnel clawed under the fence this morning and fox shit on the lawn. A serious response would be appreciated. I don't want these creatures in the house all year because of my allergies, but the kids will be heart broken if a bastard fox gets them! The hutch is supposed to be fox proof when it arrives but I have my doubts. They are so timid they'd probably die of fright. Bring back fox hunting I say. We have mice occasionally, and have just started using an electric, ultrasonic device that apparently is constantly emitting a fucking annoying signal which deters them. I've checked, and you can get Fox variants. The problem is, I suspect, it's not just foxes that can hear them - which means you'd risk driving the Guinea pigs crazy. Might be worth a little research of course. Beyond that, believe it or not, piss around the garden. As CT has suggested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 I'm more than happy to try the pissing thing! Iirc lion shit is incredibly effective, if you can get hold of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Renton said: Recommendations for fox repellent maybe, or air guns. I'm happy to do a stake out. I knew having pets would be a right fuck on! Even fucking guinea pigs. Don’t fuck them. Even if you’re tempted whilst pissing on their hutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6659 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Don’t fuck them. Even if you’re tempted whilst pissing on their hutch. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4484 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Renton said: Recommendations for fox repellent maybe, or air guns. I'm happy to do a stake out. I knew having pets would be a right fuck on! Even fucking guinea pigs. Get a big fuck off dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Get a big fuck off dog. Then he’ll need something to protect the guinea pigs from the dog? Donkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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