Renton 24865 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 16:39, ewerk said: Expand When they find her body under the patio, along with the taxi queue lasses, he'll blame it on his heartburn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47048 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:57, Gemmill said: How the fuck am I supposed to get this acid under control Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 16:12, Christmas Tree said: Sex? Fuck that Expand It just took the four kids to end that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15411 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 I’ve never been one for over indulging on the scran over Christmas like. Don’t know how people do it, I’d be sitting there like Homer doing the steak challenge on The Simpsons. That’s my 75th chocolate of the hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 I absolutely disgrace myself every year, strictly on sweet stuff. But now I'm taking Toonpack's wonder drug, I'm putting the pedal to the metal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13185 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 16:42, Renton said: When they find her body under the patio, along with the taxi queue lasses, he'll blame it on MF. Expand MF'dYP 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13185 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:57, Gemmill said: I get notifications on my phone whenever anyone spends on the joint account. My lass went to M&S to "pick up a few food things for over the Christmas" 20 minutes ago. Just had the notification that she's spent £188.77, the fucking lunatic. How the fuck am I supposed to get this acid under control? Expand Mrs G: "That's the Old Spice gift set bought." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:38, Howmanheyman said: £11 for 14 tablets? Fuck that! Expand 78.5p per 24 hours of acid free, drink and food carnage is a fucking bargain IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38260 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38637 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:32, Renton said: He's right like. Any PPI will do such as omeprazole, esomeprazole, pantoprazole. Get them at the supermarket, pharmacists, or cheapest at B&M or Home Bargains. Less than a quid a tablet, next day you will be cured. Brilliant for hangovers too. Expand On 24/12/2022 at 08:55, Toonpack said: 78.5p per 24 hours of acid free, drink and food carnage is a fucking bargain IMO Expand Just discovered there's something along the lines of Renton's list that is available for £3.99 in B&Ms but hold the press, eldest daughter works in a pharmacy and says they're expensive but she has a couple of packets she was prescribed a few months ago so I can have it if I want but I should be recommended them by a doctor really. Dr Toonpack has recommended them and for a second opinion Dr Renton has concurred. So cost of tablets is £0.0 per 24 hours of acid free food and drink carnage. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 09:56, Howmanheyman said: Just discovered there's something along the lines of Renton's list that is available for £3.99 in B&Ms but hold the press, eldest daughter works in a pharmacy and says they're expensive but she has a couple of packets she was prescribed a few months ago so I can have it if I want but I should be recommended them by a doctor really. Dr Toonpack has recommended them and for a second opinion Dr Renton has concurred. So cost of tablets is £0.0 per 24 hours of acid free food and drink carnage. Expand She doesn’t have any UTI tablets lying around does she Women ffs! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38637 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 10:08, Christmas Tree said: She doesn’t have any UTI tablets lying around does she Women ffs! Expand Probably! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Big story coming in the New year is the country is running out of antibiotics. People will probably die. Yes, it's a global issue but as usual government incompetence has made it worse than it should have been. Please don't have an accident or get ill this year folks. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 10:22, Renton said: Big story coming in the New year is the country is running out of antibiotics. People will probably die. Yes, it's a global issue but as usual government incompetence has made it worse than it should have been. Please don't have an accident or get ill this year folks. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 09:56, Howmanheyman said: Just discovered there's something along the lines of Renton's list that is available for £3.99 in B&Ms but hold the press, eldest daughter works in a pharmacy and says they're expensive but she has a couple of packets she was prescribed a few months ago so I can have it if I want but I should be recommended them by a doctor really. Dr Toonpack has recommended them and for a second opinion Dr Renton has concurred. So cost of tablets is £0.0 per 24 hours of acid free food and drink carnage. Expand Shoplifting is not considered "working in a pharmacy" Fagin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 10:29, Christmas Tree said: Expand Shoot the messenger all you like. A friend I know has a sick child who needs antibiotics and has tried 12 pharmacies without success. I've got mates in NHS BSA who are pretty worried about the current state and have been put on standby over xmas. On top of that we have all the strike action, the NHS is falling apart man. I'll resist saying its because of your government. But it is, https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-63970339 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 10:43, Renton said: Shoot the messenger all you like. A friend I know has a sick child who needs antibiotics and has tried 12 pharmacies without success. I've got mates in NHS BSA who are pretty worried about the current state and have been put on standby over xmas. On top of that we have all the strike action, the NHS is falling apart man. I'll resist saying its because of your government. But it is, https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-63970339 Expand It’s Christmas Eve man, cheer up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12530 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 10:45, Christmas Tree said: It’s Christmas Eve man, cheer up Expand YAY it's an appropriated pagan festival, how dare anyone worry about things that will cause suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24865 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 24/12/2022 at 10:45, Christmas Tree said: It’s Christmas Eve man, cheer up Expand I'll take a day off tomorrow. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5574 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:15, Toonpack said: Nexium is the answer, you can thank me later. Expand Sorted 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 Obviously I've got 2FA cos I'm not a STUPID CUNT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34863 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 (edited) I think the point is more if you use the same password across various sites. Edited December 26, 2022 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53516 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 I think the point is that I don't AND I have 2FA because it's 2022 and I'm a fucking smart cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1405 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 My oldest is nearly 12 and much fucking smarter than me when it comes to passwords. Ive been recycling variations the same four passwords for about 20 years, she uses a password generator for each new account and keeps fucking notepads full of what looks like total jibberish but is actually some kind of cypher. She tried to explain one of her older methods for her coded notes recently and my brain just shut down the same way it did at Uni when I was first introduced to hexadecimal and calculus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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