Renton 27742 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 9 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Like most cyclists he had an issue controlling his temper 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43851 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 50 minutes ago, strawb said: When I lived in Clapham I was walking around the common and saw a lass knocked off her bike by a van. I ran over like a concerned citizen to see if she was ok or needed help or anything, the conversation went as follows. Me - “are you alright?” Her - “does it fucking look like it?” Me - “fuck yourself then” And I left, she wasn’t dying afaik London. Say no more. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12539 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I was nearly hit by a bloke driving through a red this week! The thing is with cycle paths, they're poorly designed and they're not designed for experienced cyclists. They're designed for t'old George to ride on to go give Doris one. There's one in Harrogate. It's up on the pavement, then down onto the road, then back up on the pavement. It's full of glass and shite. It slows you down as an experienced cyclist to use it. But the bat shit crazy thing is, its on the downhill side of the road. Whereas the uphill side there's nothing. So I can easily keep up with the speed of the road going down, but going up that's where slower riders frustrate Brexit Barry from overtaking him to quickly jump in a massive queue of traffic for half an hour. One of the big issues is, nothing is in legislation here. I.e its a massive noose around the council or governments neck. Whereas places like Netherlands and Denmark its part of law. Oh and road tax was abolished in 1938 Cyclists around here are inconsiderate bellends as well, but so are the drivers for what it's worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28494 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Wife and I drove up to Helmsely last weekend. Sunday was a stunning day. We drove back and there was a small group of cyclists on a road driving two abreast. Road was nice and wide. There was about 8 of em. No drama's, about 4 cars on the road, all gave them plenty of room, riders gave them thanks. Stopped at a friends on the way to drop something off. Saw these riders again. This time on a narrower road with a slight uphill. Anyways, all dropped into single file and waved us past. Lovely. Its how it should be. Respect for all road users. Its cunts like Vine and Barton that cause the issues. Sky have clearly had a slow news day to put this on. More people are injured / killed each year with motorists mounting the pavement than cyclists, but how often do you hear about it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16149 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 34 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Wife and I drove up to Helmsely last weekend. Sunday was a stunning day. We drove back and there was a small group of cyclists on a road driving two abreast. Road was nice and wide. There was about 8 of em. No drama's, about 4 cars on the road, all gave them plenty of room, riders gave them thanks. Stopped at a friends on the way to drop something off. Saw these riders again. This time on a narrower road with a slight uphill. Anyways, all dropped into single file and waved us past. Lovely. Its how it should be. Respect for all road users. Its cunts like Vine and Barton that cause the issues. Sky have clearly had a slow news day to put this on. More people are injured / killed each year with motorists mounting the pavement than cyclists, but how often do you hear about it? Every fucking day with you, you never shut up about it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28494 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 20 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Every fucking day with you, you never shut up about it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9874 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 27 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Every fucking day with you, you never shut up about it Have you been around for an International break yet @Dazzler. ? Fuck me. You’ll be in for a treat. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28494 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Yeh Holden luuuuuuurves Gareth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9874 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 16 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Yeh Holden luuuuuuurves Gareth 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28494 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Come on sky news let's have balance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28494 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 Little darts tosser won a tournament in Bahrain. Not a single word about sports washing. Similar to when the boxing is on in the middle east. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50655 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 57 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnt! Fyp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27742 Posted January 19, 2024 Share Posted January 19, 2024 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: sports washing You mean pub past time washing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43851 Posted January 20, 2024 Share Posted January 20, 2024 I'm convinced if sky televised tiddlywinks, put it on somewhere called St. Mark's Park and nicknamed it the 'Marky Parky' and had Laura Wood hosting it, half the cunts in this country would watch it and talk about it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5412 Posted January 20, 2024 Share Posted January 20, 2024 14 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I'm convinced if sky televised tiddlywinks, put it on somewhere called St. Mark's Park and nicknamed it the 'Marky Parky' and had Laura Wood hosting it, half the cunts in this country would watch it and talk about it. Same, great marketing for a completely shite product 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28494 Posted January 20, 2024 Share Posted January 20, 2024 WTF!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27742 Posted January 20, 2024 Share Posted January 20, 2024 That is a masterpiece! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3619 Posted January 20, 2024 Share Posted January 20, 2024 42 minutes ago, Renton said: That is a masterpiece! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9002 Posted January 20, 2024 Share Posted January 20, 2024 Lie down and have someone else wipe. Player 3 enters the game. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16149 Posted January 20, 2024 Share Posted January 20, 2024 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: WTF!!!! 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: WTF!!!! How much is that in cuerics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1476 Posted January 20, 2024 Share Posted January 20, 2024 5 hours ago, wykikitoon said: WTF!!!! That turd is just a product of Bran flakes and opiates. Add some guinness to that recovery diet and that poor bloke gets home a few days earlier and the nurse here is carrying a bucket of brown liquid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42121 Posted January 21, 2024 Share Posted January 21, 2024 On 19/01/2024 at 21:24, wykikitoon said: Little darts tosser won a tournament in Bahrain. Not a single word about sports washing. Similar to when the boxing is on in the middle east. Funniest comment I’ve seen related to him is a reply about his being 16 - when’s his birthday? 29th February? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 17995 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 So this seems... actually useful and integrated and well thought-out. Is there a catch I'm missing? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28494 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 16149 Posted January 23, 2024 Share Posted January 23, 2024 5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm fucking crying Just in a zoom meeting where the Architect went to share his screen. He's clearly got multiple screens and shared the wrong one. He's shared the one where he's browsing butt plugs Then suddenly started to panic and just left the meeting I think someone needs to do a welfare check on him, no way he comes out of this other than swinging from his landing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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