Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 I once went to concert ( in the Roman Coliseum in Nimes , dontcha know ), with a 40 litre water bag wrapped in a towel, full of wine, in my rucksack. Everyone was searched on the gate for booze, I waltzed past , and can remember little about the gig. What with the plonk and a bag of finest Moroccan pollen, we spent most of the evening roaming the galleries and dungeons , absolutely blistered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27017 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 This reminds me of a lad who once worked at S&N. You had access to a PC on your break if you wanted to but the PC was in a rest room where all and sundry could come in for a cup of tea from a machine as everyone had fobs for it including management. So if you fancied an 'icer' straight from the filler you couldn't go on the internet as you'd be 'captured' with a bottle and could be sacked! Sooooo.......the lad brought in a black mug, (not Ballatelli) and hid a bottle in his work jacket and topped the Broon ale into his black mug. He then supped the fob (froth to non brewers) off the top and then he spilled a little bit of the brown ale on top of an empty coke can he'd brought in from home so it looked like it had just been opened and which he put next to his mug. Eveyone thought this lad loved his diet coke as he always had this empty can next to his cup as he surfed the net. Those were the days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Couple of comedians I kind of know have secured a sitcom pilot. Genuinely pleased for them without actually seeing any of the material that has made it into the show. The driving force (Jason Cook) is one of the most exciting talents to come through the circuit for a while. He's not the hackneyed "airline food, what's that about?" kind of comic and I'd recommend anyone check out his solo-stuff. I've never been a massive fan of sitcoms, but if you want to check it out, the details are here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I knew about that weeks ago. ITK me man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 when's it expected to air ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 not sure, I'll ask later. looking for it brought me to this video happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Aye keep us updated mate - always good seeing local stuff on tv (mong shore aside obviously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 not sure, I'll ask later. looking for it brought me to this video happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16753 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Why do people say "like" all the fucking time in a conversation today? Ive just listened to a guy having a conversation with Richard Bacon on 5Live. I counted 38 times he said like. He must of said it 20 times before I started counting too! "Yeh, well, like, I was err, Like, you know errr like" FUCK OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Richard Bacon can fuck off an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 not sure, I'll ask later. looking for it brought me to this video happy days Am I the only one who could just hear one guy with a dead loud annoying laugh who half ruined this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Just realised that I've missed my mam's birthday. By about a week. Quick trip to the Interflora website followed by a grovelling phone call tomorrow I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Going to have a look along at this tomorrow night. So there . http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-17204678 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I'm hoping to have an epiphany . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Just realised that I've missed my mam's birthday. By about a week. Quick trip to the Interflora website followed by a grovelling phone call tomorrow I think. Ohhh Martin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26506 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Just back from the dentist. Got a filling and clean and polish, all for 17 quid. God bless the NHS, every other dentist around would have fleeced me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Just back from the dentist. Got a filling and clean and polish, all for 17 quid. God bless the NHS, every other dentist around would have fleeced me. You twat, when I had the same last year the cunt charged me sixty quid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34680 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) What you want is a mate that's a dentist. I get all my treatments for nowt from a private only surgery. Edited March 1, 2012 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9022 Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 What you want is a mate that's a dentist. I get all my treatments for nowt from a private only surgery. Live with a dentist and not only do we get "Mates rates" we also get fucking loads of free toothpast/toothbrushes/floss etc. whenever he comes back from one of the conferences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Just realised that I've missed my mam's birthday. By about a week. Quick trip to the Interflora website followed by a grovelling phone call tomorrow I think. Ohhh Martin.... Buy her Englebert's latest single Meenzer. ( But seriously man, Englebert Humperdinck ? We'll walk it ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Just realised that I've missed my mam's birthday. By about a week. Quick trip to the Interflora website followed by a grovelling phone call tomorrow I think. Ohhh Martin.... Buy her Englebert's latest single Meenzer. ( But seriously man, Englebert Humperdinck ? We'll walk it ) I don't even know how to begin to process that particular bit of information. I mean, it's clearly ridiculous. But it might just be a stroke of bloody genius... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14083 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 (As for mother dearest, she sent me an e-mail to thank me for the flowers and choccies - from the iPad 2 she won in a competition on her birthday. I rather suspect she didn't even notice the absence of anything from me. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38866 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 She's a woman- she noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 John Suchet just put in an abysmal performance on the lunchtime news. He's knocking on 70, time to wrap in I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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