Ayatollah Hermione 12768 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 No Sven's Adult Books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 You lot got any snow? It was -5 here early this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 You lot got any snow? It was -5 here early this morning Due to arrive around 2.46pm tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMag 0 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Frozen transparent liquid composing of oxygen and hydrogen is falling upon us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Awake at this ungodly hour. I can't drink anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34671 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cheerleader-must-compensate-school-that-told-her-to-clap-rapist-2278522.html Texans are just ridiculous people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14079 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 http://www.independe...st-2278522.html Texans are just ridiculous people. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/one-towns-war-on-gay-teens-20120202?print=true Minnesotans too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38862 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 http://www.independe...st-2278522.html Texans are just ridiculous people. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/one-towns-war-on-gay-teens-20120202?print=true Minnesotans too. Astonishing read that Meenzer. If you took out the American place names and such and substituted them for ones in Iran, for example, it wouldn't make any noticeable difference, an irony which is lost on the Amerkin Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34671 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Watching Party Paramedics on C4. Anyway it's basically what it sounds like - they're rounding people up at music festivals covered in puke and that. Anyway this big fat lass is sat crying up against the metal fences and they bundle her into the ambulance. She's a bit of a unit and the nurse is talking to her: How much have you had to drink today? Lots....and I haven't eaten for 3 days. Why have you not eaten for 3 days? Cos I'm fat. That won't help you lose weight though, cos your body will store the fat. Etc. all nice and sympathetic. Anyway, this conversation is all taking place on way to the hospital, the ambulance pulls up at hospital, the doors open, and the same nurse shouts PAST the girl and out the doors to the porters "Watch mind, lads cos she's a ton weight. Be careful." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9019 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Watching Party Paramedics on C4. Anyway it's basically what it sounds like - they're rounding people up at music festivals covered in puke and that. Anyway this big fat lass is sat crying up against the metal fences and they bundle her into the ambulance. She's a bit of a unit and the nurse is talking to her: How much have you had to drink today? Lots....and I haven't eaten for 3 days. Why have you not eaten for 3 days? Cos I'm fat. That won't help you lose weight though, cos your body will store the fat. Etc. all nice and sympathetic. Anyway, this conversation is all taking place on way to the hospital, the ambulance pulls up at hospital, the doors open, and the same nurse shouts PAST the girl and out the doors to the porters "Watch mind, lads cos she's a ton weight. Be careful." Ahhh, the caring side of the NHS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Watching Party Paramedics on C4. Anyway it's basically what it sounds like - they're rounding people up at music festivals covered in puke and that. Anyway this big fat lass is sat crying up against the metal fences and they bundle her into the ambulance. She's a bit of a unit and the nurse is talking to her: How much have you had to drink today? Lots....and I haven't eaten for 3 days. Why have you not eaten for 3 days? Cos I'm fat. That won't help you lose weight though, cos your body will store the fat. Etc. all nice and sympathetic. Anyway, this conversation is all taking place on way to the hospital, the ambulance pulls up at hospital, the doors open, and the same nurse shouts PAST the girl and out the doors to the porters "Watch mind, lads cos she's a ton weight. Be careful." Ahhh, the caring side of the NHS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 http://www.independe...st-2278522.html Texans are just ridiculous people. http://www.rollingst...0202?print=true Minnesotans too. Astonishing read that Meenzer. If you took out the American place names and such and substituted them for ones in Iran, for example, it wouldn't make any noticeable difference, an irony which is lost on the Amerkin Right. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I get an email at 1126 every fucking day off the Sunderland Echo! Fuck off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Watching Party Paramedics on C4. Anyway it's basically what it sounds like - they're rounding people up at music festivals covered in puke and that. Anyway this big fat lass is sat crying up against the metal fences and they bundle her into the ambulance. She's a bit of a unit and the nurse is talking to her: How much have you had to drink today? Lots....and I haven't eaten for 3 days. Why have you not eaten for 3 days? Cos I'm fat. That won't help you lose weight though, cos your body will store the fat. Etc. all nice and sympathetic. Anyway, this conversation is all taking place on way to the hospital, the ambulance pulls up at hospital, the doors open, and the same nurse shouts PAST the girl and out the doors to the porters "Watch mind, lads cos she's a ton weight. Be careful." I watched that as well. Have to say also, the first lass they saw to (very posh lass who collapsed) was obviously having a panic attack and told them she was prone to them. The St Johns guy goes 'we need to find out why you're making a spectacle of yourself' and she flipped, and I have to say, I don't blame her. She was slightly annoying, but what a patronising twat..looks like St Johns have a great bedside manner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I've always thought St. John's were a bit weird. Like Special Constables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 You're right, too shit to be a paramedic. Or want to get into the match for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16750 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Listening to 5Live and Jackie Mason is on, what a complete bell end he is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 At xmas I had to put a shelf up in my bathroom so I ended up buying some diamond tipped drill bits to get through the tiles. I got an email from the company today affering a "Valentines day special" discount on more diamond tipped bits - quite a good association I thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 How about this run for Torquay United then? P16 W13 D2 L1 'That makes us the form side in the country by a long way, 7 wins in 2012, 1 defeat in 16, 41 points from 48. Whichever way you look at it there isn't another team close. Goals conceded in those 16 games: 7 (3 from Accrington away, so 4 in the 15 other games) However the best stat of all is this, apart from the Accrington game we have not let the other team define the result. We have not had a win changed into a draw, or a draw into a defeat. If we score first we win. if we don't score the game ends 0-0' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14079 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=12129 Nostalgia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16750 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 When does Alex get his £20? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 When Farnie's mam gets back from the dole centre. Or his da pays the back-dated child support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Weyhey! Just had XP machines fitted on my team at work so can access the forum again. No more IE5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 How about this run for Torquay United then? P16 W13 D2 L1 'That makes us the form side in the country by a long way, 7 wins in 2012, 1 defeat in 16, 41 points from 48. Whichever way you look at it there isn't another team close. Goals conceded in those 16 games: 7 (3 from Accrington away, so 4 in the 15 other games) However the best stat of all is this, apart from the Accrington game we have not let the other team define the result. We have not had a win changed into a draw, or a draw into a defeat. If we score first we win. if we don't score the game ends 0-0' Grrrr fucked my coupon on Saturday. I actually lost £400 gambling this weekend Still Carlisle will pull me out the shite the neet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12768 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Have I missed why Alex's account is down to a guest one? Hope he's alreet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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