Howmanheyman 26850 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 The fucking retard in here is just a drain on life, oxygen and everything to do with it. He went over on his ankle just after Christmas and tbf to him, it did look nasty. But fuck me, he is still limping on it......when he remembers, or limps on the wrong foot. Last week his phone was ringing and he ran the full length of the office for it no bother. He has been snowboarding with it and is planning to go again in April. What a waste of the NHS this twat is. He is apparently going for physio every week on it. Fucking moron. Its that pathetic its actually funny now. I'm glad you're not American. You'd have been on the news by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Gonepostaltoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Although in America his colleague would have been left to rot instead of getting medical treatment, so it's swings and roundabouts really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16667 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38774 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 What's going on, Parky? Is it the Rise of the Morlocks? Sinkhole opens up beneath South Korean pedestrians http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-31602247 Sinkhole opens up in Naples following a broken water pipe http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31594542 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Get Mario and Luigi on the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 This is my contribution. Drank this while in China. 56% and you could buy it for 1.7Yuan. Roughly 18p. You must have a cast iron stomach, to drink that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 The branding is basically Tesco Value. I assume the contents are not dissimilar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 The branding is basically Brasso. I assume the contents are not dissimilar. More like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 What's going on, Parky? Is it the Rise of the Morlocks? Sinkhole opens up beneath South Korean pedestrians http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-31602247 Sinkhole opens up in Naples following a broken water pipe http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-31594542 As you know the earth has at its center a big hot magnetic ball of iron which is what gives us gravity and other things that enable life to survive on this planet. This is cooled by oil and as we suck out all the oil from under the ground the ball will get hotter and hotter and will finally cause massive distrubances to the surface and the magnetic field ending life on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38774 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Hang on- I thought the earth was a disc, with ice round the edge and supermagic crystals at the centre, dishing out denpressure and sunlight? Now you're trying to tell me the planet is an oil-cooled liggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Yes oil cooled. The oil also cushions the spin and the huge push and pull of the sun. It was the crushing of plantlife and production of oil that stabalised the planet. It's not a secret cause the top brains don't even know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38774 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 So, if we pump KY jelly in whilst we take oil out, we'll be ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 This is extinction level stuff mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38774 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 :panic: :panic: :panic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 You must have a cast iron stomach, to drink that shit. I was young and foolish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Also, the exchange between Parky and MF there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38774 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Also, the exchange between Parky and MF there...Can't talk mate, too busy buying up town's supply of tin foil and KY. (Also, just read back the articles I posted- it's sinkholes, no T..... riiiiiiight ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Yes oil cooled. The oil also cushions the spin and the huge push and pull of the sun. It was the crushing of plantlife and production of oil that stabalised the planet. It's not a secret cause the top brains don't even know this. the internet, ahead of the curve as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Did anyone just see madonna just fall on her arse during the brits? It made sitting through the previous two hours worth it, surprisingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26360 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 https://vine.co/v/O2mLa6TVD5L Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38774 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 The "no capes" thing from The Incredibles was my very first thought when I watched it, you bloody geek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Best thing that's been on the Brits since Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38774 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Best thing that's been on the Brits since Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood. I remember watching that and squirming. Quality TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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