The Fish 8989 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The bloke doing the kicking off seems like a fucking cunt too tbh. Proper London cool crowd innit? Aye, definitely studied an arts degree at Goldsmiths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The bloke doing the kicking off seems like a fucking cunt too tbh. Proper London cool crowd innit? Aye, at first I thought it was him that was gonna get hoped off. "I've got alcoholism and stuff." Alright, show-off. If you're buying tickets to see Finlay Quaye in 2015, you deserve everything you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2415 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 "I've got alcoholism and stuff." Alright, show-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/kitchen-gadgets-review-egg-master-horrifying-unholy-affair Do be sure to watch the video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 That thing is shitting eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Wtf? Because an omelette is so much hassle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I did 37 days off the drink last year. I looked 1000 times better than I do today with this hangover by the end. I would've shagged me if I was a lass. So I'm going to have another 37 days. Does you no harm to stay off the beer, can still socialise with me mates (well some of them) and wor lass says I'm far less cheeky, irritating and arsey when I don't drink. So aye nee beer, for over a month. Then we're going on holiday....to Scotland....I know it's not Beverley Hills but I do actually love staying by the Lochs, so it should be canny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Whereabouts in Scotchland, Stevie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Whereabouts in Scotchland, Stevie? Right at the North of Loch Lomond, a place called Inversnaid. 19th century our digs, so lets hope there's no ghosts knocking about. I love Scotland and I can't go abroad this year for obvious reasons so it should be a canny little break for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Was at a works do last night. A higher up had been passed over for a promotion. He proceeded to get rat arsed and tell people what he thought of them, the company and the entire world. Was pretty funny tbh. Went in this morning to find he had been placed on "Gardening leave", nice one knobhead.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Always thought Ponies were young Horses, apparently not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 That's a foalish mistake to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Very poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26347 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Don't you feel a bit filly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3659 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Any offers on a better pun? Ewerk is whinnying at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Very poorI'm having a mare, lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Any offers on a better pun? Ewerk is whinnying at the moment Hes sounding a little hoarse. I'll get me coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2415 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Any offers on a better pun? Ewerk is whinnying at the moment Can't think of anaaaaay, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Can't think of anaaaaay, sorry. I'm bridling at the way you saddle us with your pony-and-trap puns just to stirrup trouble. Its spurring me on to hoof it away from this thread.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2415 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm bridling at the way you saddle us with your pony-and-trap puns just to stirrup trouble. Its spurring me on to hoof it away from this thread.... Whip yourself into shape and quit horsing around, this is no jock-ey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Whip yourself into shape and quit horsing around, this is no jock-ey. Whoa, loosen the reins there you cant(er).In the main the issue is you sticking in your nosebag. I'm prepared to be equine-an-imous about it if you change your tack a bit. You should harness your twitch and try to be more stable, hay. OK Im outta here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2415 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Whoa, loosen the reins there you cant(er).In the main the issue is you sticking in your nosebag. I'm prepared to be equine-an-imous about it if you change your tack a bit. You should harness your twitch and try to be more stable, hay. OK Im outta here Fuck this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Fuck this. Flogging a dead horse tbh OK I'll stop now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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