Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Anyone heard of these lot? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentinelese_people The only people on earth who would consider Wearside civilised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 New life hack: If you are making a cup of tea and run out of milk, use the cream / milk carton off the Tassimo. Makes the tea taste as though it was made with good old fashioned Puro milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 "Life hack" Have you chosen your post-op name yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Anyone heard of these lot? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentinelese_people Love out like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Surely owt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Surely owt? That's what I thought I typed... Autocorrect!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/01/12/11-brilliant-jokes-written-kids/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2427 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Did you order your brony shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Shut up. That was my favourite of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Saw a hipster at Benton metro station this morning with sandals and socks on ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ausman 0 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Saw a hipster at Benton metro station this morning with sandals and socks on ffs. Are sure he wasn't German? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 The only thing I was sure about was wanting him to die on the spot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Saw a hipster at Benton metro station this morning with sandals and socks on ffs. hey, look at me, i'm so ironic with my stupid moustache and my woman's trousers. wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Saw a hipster at Benton metro station this morning with sandals and socks on ffs. Was it that bald knacker with the white framed glasses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Was it that bald knacker with the white framed glasses? No, it wasn't him. Funnily enough though I was thinking the knob you mention will be fucking gutted he's got some competition for the title of hipster #1 in the Benton / Forest Hall / West Moor tri-state area. Edited July 23, 2015 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 He'll have to up his game- jeggings with rigger boots at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Frank Skinner has a nice line about stuff like this. He calls the sort of hats Olly Murs wears "personality hats" and ruminates on how much money he's saved lifetime on hats by just having a personality instead. Sounds like this bald kid has got himself some personality glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Frank Skinner has a nice line about stuff like this. He calls the sort of hats Olly Murs wears "personality hats" and ruminates on how much money he's saved lifetime on hats by just having a personality instead. Sounds like this bald kid has got himself some personality glasses. I'm like a magnet to the hat bloke at parties. I see them as easy prey. Edited July 23, 2015 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 "Personality Glasses" If you'd seen this bloke we're on about you'd know how accurate that is. Although I prefer the term "Git Gogs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14602 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Wonder if this idiot has ever posted on here?.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11758845/Ex-Newcastle-College-student-plots-Anders-Breivik-style-massacre-at-campus.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5925 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Shit, can you imagine if he'd done it. Columbine on our doorstep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2427 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Wonder if this idiot has ever posted on here?.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11758845/Ex-Newcastle-College-student-plots-Anders-Breivik-style-massacre-at-campus.html We'll have to for a verbosity rating on his rantbook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 "They found images taken of himself dressed for combat, armed with a Glock and brandishing a knife with "Bitch Kill" written on the wall." Bitch please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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