Happy Face 29 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 If it's the one in Preston grange I was surprised to see it empty a few sundays ago, and then amazed to find out the reason it was empty was because it doesn't serve Sunday dinner. Honestly thought it was a carvery. I'm not arsed because I'm not keen on Sunday dinner much anyway, but the kids love it, so won't be going back. Not on a Sunday anyway. We only came for the soft play. Wasnt expecting owt from the food, so was surprisingly adequate. There's still more people in the soft play than the restaurant/bar like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34821 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 If it's the one in Preston grange I was surprised to see it empty a few sundays ago, and then amazed to find out the reason it was empty was because it doesn't serve Sunday dinner. Honestly thought it was a carvery. I'm not arsed because I'm not keen on Sunday dinner much anyway, but the kids love it, so won't be going back. Not on a Sunday anyway. Worst review ever. SURPRISED. AMAZED. NOT ARSED. WON'T BE GOING BACK (NOT ON A SUNDAY ANYWAY). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34821 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 he did a sniper shot Too soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17857 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Too soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34821 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I honestly don't get the love for Federer at Wimbledon. He's such a boring cunt and everything he owns is monogrammed. What a fucking wanker and half these cunts would rather he wins it than Murray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27101 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I honestly don't get the love for Federer at Wimbledon. He's such a boring cunt and everything he owns is monogrammed. What a fucking wanker and half these cunts would rather he wins it than Murray.Don't watch tennis, then. I bet you were up dancing round the room when Cliff Richard started singing when rain stopped play? No wonder your divorced, Gemm. Sorry, but it needed said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34821 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Wimbledon is mint you filthy communist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30526 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I honestly don't get the love for Federer at Wimbledon. He's such a boring cunt and everything he owns is monogrammed. What a fucking wanker and half these cunts would rather he wins it than Murray. He is an elegant player but I think he's a prick too as we've mentioned before. Hope Murray wins it and I hope Djokovic overtakes his Grand Slam tally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17857 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I honestly don't get the love for Federer at Wimbledon. He's such a boring cunt and everything he owns is monogrammed. What a fucking wanker and half these cunts would rather he wins it than Murray. Half of your clobber is monogrammed you hypocrite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34821 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Half of your clobber is monogrammed you hypocrite.I bet Federer has a stained glass window actually, GullSlayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30526 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 With RF on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14655 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Don't watch tennis, then. I bet you were up dancing round the room when Cliff Richard started singing when rain stopped play? No wonder your divorced, Gemm. Sorry, but it needed said. We played tennis by smacking a hedgehog to each other across the road with some spades we pinched from the council workmen while they were having their bait....try telling that to kids nowadays though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30526 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Fucking puffs. We used our hands and German Shepherds (only because pitbulls weren't around then). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Hands? Soft shite, we used cricket balls and our teeth. Those were the days. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 On a different note, I am fucking hammered. Karaoke man... it's fucking lethal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12775 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Bet you didn't even attempt 'Cold as Ice' You fanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 The highlight was dream on by aerosmith. Never before has that song been murdered so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17857 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Christ, the last time I did karaoke was in 1994 I think. People were nominated by others, anonymously. Some twat gave me little red corvette. Don't get me wrong, great song, but have you ever tried singing something by Prince? I still cringe now thinking about it and haven't touched the mike since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Haha I'll have to look for that next time (for someone else). I go a few times a year, mostly cos its just a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Fucking puffs. We used our hands and German Shepherds (only because pitbulls weren't around then). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19878 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I went to lucky voice for the wife's birthday earlier in the year. A few of the boys were scratching their heads but everyone bought into it by the end of the night. It's class because you have a private room with waited service and don't feel like too much of a bell because it's just you and your mates having a laugh. A bucket load of Ching helps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27101 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14104 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Karaoke is great in the right company (and awful in the wrong). Had a fine night in a quiet resort town in Lanzarote in 2009, there were only maybe a dozen of us in the bar, by the end of the evening me and a granny from Lancashire were shouting "Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?" at each other from a distance of about 10 centimetres. Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38911 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17857 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Karaoke is great in the right company (and awful in the wrong). Had a fine night in a quiet resort town in Lanzarote in 2009, there were only maybe a dozen of us in the bar, by the end of the evening me and a granny from Lancashire were shouting "Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?" at each other from a distance of about 10 centimetres. Life. Life is life. La la la la la. Doesn't get much easier on the karaoke than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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