Alex 30775 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 I went to lucky voice for the wife's birthday earlier in the year. A few of the boys were scratching their heads but everyone bought into it by the end of the night. It's class because you have a private room with waited service and don't feel like too much of a bell because it's just you and your mates having a laugh. A bucket load of Ching helpsThat Thai beer can fuck you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35505 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 [emoji38] This place man. One person mentions karaoke and they all come out the woodwork. Ban them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4969 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 All closet metrosexuals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Life is life. La la la la la. Doesn't get much easier on the karaoke than that. No no no no no no no no no no no There's no limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 I played hardball with BT and eventually got an "identical" deal to the sign-up offer I got last year, so re-contracted. And now my BT Sport has gone off saying I don't have a subscription and I wanted to watch UFC. Dave the Indian on the phone says they can't sort it until tomorrow. Cocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27548 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 [emoji38] This place man. One person mentions karaoke and they all come out the woodwork. Ban them all. I'm taking the piss, man. Been up on a karaoke a few times, (usually when I've had a skinful). It's just gloomys description about a specialised place, private, maid service, etc. He couldn't just go to a bar with it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 I do a fantastic rendition of paradise by the Dashboard light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12897 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Aye, it's identical to Meat Loaf. Right down the sweating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Less Meat Loaf, more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 20149 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 I'm taking the piss, man. Been up on a karaoke a few times, (usually when I've had a skinful). It's just gloomys description about a specialised place, private, maid service, etc. He couldn't just go to a bar with it on. It's class man. Feel like less of a tit in a private room. Mates of mine who would never have entertained the idea of karaoke were embracing it by the end of the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30775 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 It sounds amazing. With 'amazing' being said like that zebra off that advert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 I'm taking the piss, man. Been up on a karaoke a few times, (usually when I've had a skinful). It's just gloomys description about a specialised place, private, maid service, etc. He couldn't just go to a bar with it on. It's just Cozy Joes in the Bigg Market man. He's trying to make it sound like more than it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18045 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 (edited) Fucking sea gulls. As if they weren't enough of a pain in the arse, the one that died in my chimney last week has become a massive maggot factory. I can't smell anything but the room affected has loads of house flies. I get rid of them, but they reappear later. I have no idea where they are getting in as the fireplace is sealed. The room has been recently renovated and decorated and there are no obvious gaps. Even the floorboards were sealed. I'm off work tomorrow and am going to find where these loathsome insects are getting in. Edited July 11, 2016 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 You won't get rid of the flies til the carcass has been removed. I heard of exactly the same situation last week including the fly infestation. They had to get pest control to get rid of the flies and a chimney sweep to clear the chimney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35505 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Fucking sea gulls. As if they weren't enough of a pain in the arse, the one that died in my chimney last week has become a massive maggot factory. I can't smell anything but the room affected has loads of house flies. I get rid of them, but they reappear later. I have no idea where they are getting in as the fireplace is sealed. The room has been recently renovated and decorated and there are no obvious gaps. Even the floorboards were sealed. I'm off work tomorrow and am going to find where these loathsome insects are getting in. This is the story that keeps on giving. This is that seagull's legacy, and I for one salute it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 It's mocking him from beyond the grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4969 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 How depressing would it be if you had to open up the wall and extract the carcass when you had the option to do that while it was still alive also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 How depressing would it be if you had to open up the wall and extract the carcass when you had the option to do that while it was still alive also... Oof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18045 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 How depressing would it be if you had to open up the wall and extract the carcass when you had the option to do that while it was still alive also... If I'd got it out alive I would have had to euthanize it. 2 flies on Saturday. 10 yesterday. 20 today. Exponential growth! I read somewhere that for something this size, it will decompose on 2 to 3 weeks and the maggots will then run out of food and no more flies. If I can't find the "leak" tomorrow I'm going to wait it out I reckon, as long as there is no smell. Fortunately it's the less used of 2 reception rooms and has a pretty much air tight door to the hall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20149 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Avian karma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4969 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 If I'd got it out alive I would have had to euthanize it. 2 flies on Saturday. 10 yesterday. 20 today. Exponential growth! I read somewhere that for something this size, it will decompose on 2 to 3 weeks and the maggots will then run out of food and no more flies. If I can't find the "leak" tomorrow I'm going to wait it out I reckon, as long as there is no smell. Fortunately it's the less used of 2 reception rooms and has a pretty much air tight door to the hall. Fucking hell I actually have a lot of sympathy, this sounds fucking annoying beyond all reckoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3722 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Told you to get it out man, might want to have a look how much you paid for the chimney to be sealed up as well. Doesn't sound like it was done right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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