adios 717 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I was gonna post a video of someone saying it but really, it's not worth watching. To be fair to them though, Hong Kong comedy films have always been pretty good. Kung Fu Hustle is superb On the contrary, I'm going to be memorising it for when our Chinese overlords arrive and start shooting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Well, I ror'd anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16688 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 MF back on form. I'm sat in bed giggling to fuck at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 MF is used to people giggling at him in bed, don't sweat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Have yourselves an extra hour in bed tonight, kiddos. I'll be working 1-2am twice and then spending the rest of the night watching the clocks spin around trying to catch up with themselves like we're in some kind of horror film. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Have yourselves an extra hour in bed tonight, kiddos. I'll be working 1-2am twice and then spending the rest of the night watching the clocks spin around trying to catch up with themselves like we're in some kind of horror film. Enjoy.Hard lines, Cath. I suffered that a few times but strangely never copped for the 11 hour shift when the clocks went forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5925 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Up at 5.30 with the worlds most hyper baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 A&E was like some kind of dosshouse for pissheads and knobends last night. Ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I've got a couple of friends who work in A&E and occasionally wonder about the things they must have seen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I've got a couple of friends who work in A&E and occasionally wonder about the things they must have seen... One particularly spectacularly vile specimen followed me out of the hospital this morning and staggered over to me whilst I was waiting for my lift. He'd clearly pissed himself about 8 hours earlier, had been bleeding from his head at some point, was still steaming drunk and stunk like a dead rat. He got a little bit too close, asked if I had any tabs, asked if he could have a lift and fell on the floor. Security swiftly came and saved me and he was escorted elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I did not see this in time a d may have accused cath of neglecting us lol [emoji15] I thought you knew me better than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 This legend was drinking cocktails in YOLO last night. #cocktails #YOLO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I'll not be going back without undergoing a significant botox makeover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 mid-life crisis tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Someone named a bar after the catchphrase of a cunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Aye and it's in Ponteland so is packed with cunts. Apparently the bar was a gift from some rich arsehole to his wife. Everything about it is hateful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Aye and it's in Ponteland so is packed with cunts. Apparently the bar was a gift from some rich arsehole to his wife. Everything about it is hateful. I used to live there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26394 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Gemmill be like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Nah it's a proper old crowd in the. I was middle of the pack at worst. Gloom, I meant full of Darras cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26394 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Well anyone over the age of 25 in a bar called YOLO deserves to die a slow and painful death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Ponteland is full of new money wankers tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I swore I'd never cross its threshold but was at the Chinese a few doors down from it last night and finished dinner too early to just go home. After all, YOLO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 The Chinese on the broadway in Darras is quality. I worked behind the bar there when I was at school. Used to be a regular haunt of Shearer, Given, Speed, Terry Mac and others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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