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On that note https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKZ5JJ4o-T4/?igsh=MW9wb2dlNmd3ZW9vOQ==

"And now for my final song here at the Stack, a sad song by the big O and I'm going to miss you all, you've been an amazing crowd, thank you very much..... 🎵 .....Setting suns before they fall Echo to you, that's all, that's all But you'll see lonely sunsets after all It's over, it's over, it's over It's over. 🎶

Something to do with the temporal lobe apparently if I have it at all? I've an MRI in two weeks but the doctor said they might not find anything at all so I don't know what they do in that circumstance other than put it down to my extraordinary mental faculties and count it as a heavenly blessing.

tbf even TBD could get a ticket for the sela cup I managed to get one for the second game about an hour before kick off and had my pick of the seats.

@Howmanheyman That all sounds exactly like what my mate had and it was focal seizures due to epilepsy. Needed some pretty strong medication but he could manage it for a while. He did need brain surgery, like but he was awake throughout and was back out of hospital the next day so if you’re not a fanny, you’ll be fine

Mind, starting the transfer window early can’t be good for some people’s health 3 days in and some people I’m seeing seem to think it’s ending tonight. And if people are going to read every link that Chelsea have, it’ll be a long summer. They want to sign fucking everyone, man. They’re just a player churn factory

Racist.

is he any good on a karaoke machine?

Bet you any money Diego will have no bother getting a ticket compared to some of the clientele on here 😀

Don't ask Wykiki to fix it!

I hope you’re feeding those greys rat poison?

In another months long op. They've just detonated the equivalent of 1100 kg of TNT on the seabed beside the main supports for Putin's "baby" Kerch bridge. Bridge isn't down (yet) but is a bit poorly. Slava Ukraine.

Car in front hit a pheasant the other week on way up to the borders, Mrs was somewhat upset, now there's a thick bird to rival pigeons, can fly but prefers to be a pedestrian, even when the cunts do fly it's like at 3ft altitude. Stupid foreign cunts. (actually maybe that's the problem and they look the wrong way 🤷‍♂️)

I've changed my office to a room with patio doors. At least one fucking pigeon a day flies into them at full pelt, the thick twats. Not to sound like that tit from Parklife, I do enjoy watching the small birds around my bird feeder. Robins, chaffinches, bull finches, blue tits.... surprisingly colourful UK birds when you think about it. Also get visits from this chap. Technically a rodent I guess but then so are my pigs.

"Jadon, lad we're paying Man Utd £5m to remove you from our premises but just hold that pose while we take a photo of you in our new away kit...." Chelsea 25-26 Away Kit Leaked - Tribute to Iconic 1974 Kit & Hungarian Team - Footy Headlines

Manufactured on the outskirts of Kendal no less.

Yes that was one of the ways I was thinking.

I remember being shattered to find that it is not, in fact, drunk in the Congo.

I’d piss myself if they signed Longstaff* You’d hear the fewm on the ISS. * MATTY, not Sean.

No concerns from me mate, I’ve always had you bookmarked as a fellow wrong ‘un. Had a bird strike on the nice bit of the A19 this morning- not a pigeon, we hit those regularly as they’re dumb as rocks, and also flying rats. No, this was a little finch, greenfinch I think. There was a feathery flash, a dull thud, then the poor little fucker landed , dead, on the windscreen wipers briefly, before falling off and probably turning to bird mist. I was surprised as I thought finches were relatively intelligent for birds. Not that it helped this little idiot, as his brain shot out of his arse when he hit the screen. RIP Finchy.

Fucking horrendous!

They've started a thread on "Who is going to be our Kieran Richardson" signing Current names being banded around .... Henderson, Sancho, Eriksen.

I still expect Juwwde to take his regular constitutionals along Roker Beaych and then pop in to the city centre for a shit, mind. He loves the place.

If he lasts that long he’ll have the record.

“Jobe” off to Dortmund apparently. Didn’t fancy the relegation battle