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'not trying to put the shits up but it could be a brain tumour.....' Consider the shits in a vertical direction.

It was a benign tumour IIRC. Not sure where it was but could well have been the temporal lobe. Wasn’t trying to put the shits up with you with the brain surgery crack That was very much last resort. Fingers crossed it’s just some kind of X-Men style mutation

Is this someone training an AI bot only using RTG idiocy?

Re: the wizard and a blocked account The comments weren't to the liking of the ringside wingers, and instead, they sit down for a Coronation Street session. A personal insult is obvious, and the poor fans aren't impressed. Anyone who has one! And sophisticated pig football is tougher skin, but what a waste of life eating, sleeping, and defecating, more or less fatty! When will we learn? The club's new management, at the new St. James Park stadium, will be the Mackems, at least 15k more. Keep reading the chapter in your library and you'll be a laughingstock! The new crest speaks volumes.

Might want to pass on a player that even CHELSEA think is overpaid and shite The reaction to Mboonio news is way over the top, but then thats just social media for you. We may have been interested in him but it's not like he was the only target for the summer ffs. A massive part of what Howe does is have players that believe in this team and where he's taking them. We'll be fine as long as we add 3-4 quality players and some depth to the squad. And that's obviously not going to be straightforward.

Aye he’s looked shite for years

And he’s been shite in the PL.

He’s also on 300k a week

Did this “woman” have a flat cap and sheepskin coat?

Haven't seen much of Sancho , but he was highly rated and plays in the main position we are looking to strengthen.

Derek knew this was going to happen, and left you a message about the bedroom wallpaper

I've got the ultimate Colgate smile.

You've opened your third eye - you have to cut out fluoride for that so I can only assume you have teeth like a smashed fence, but at least you'll be able to ride the cosmos.

if you come again bring some spanish lady friends that look a lot like penelope cruz. should you need an interpretor for the day I'd be happy to help out.

At least I hope they made me look good.

You were. I remember the headline: "Lying bastard speaking in broken Spanish tries to convince vulnerable big issue seller that he was a footballer." It was a fun read tbf.

I don't think I've ever mentioned this here. When I was at St. James's Park years ago (Newcastle-Norwich in 2018), I was walking around the stadium before going in to watch the game and ran into a woman handing out newspapers/magazines at the door advertising a betting shop. I don't remember which one. The woman was surprised to see that my cousin and I didn't speak Geordie and that we clearly had a strange accent (well, we spoke Spanish to each other). She asked us various questions, and we ended up telling her that we were two kids who had been Atleti fans as kids and that she didn't quite know how we'd ended up being Newcastle fans from afar. I think the woman, who seemed to have a poor understanding of football-related concepts, understood that my cousin and I were Atleti players who had come as fans to watch a Newcastle game. He even asked us for a photo, and when he said goodbye, he told us it would be published in that magazine/newspaper. I was always curious to know if I'd ever be on the cover of a local newspaper. Hahaha.

Sounds great, sign me up! "Hang on a minute.....I'm getting.... Swimming?..... Brimming?......RIMMING!! That's it! Is there a Keyth in the rewm?"

I bet you money we don't have a new player in the first XI by the time they game kicks off Same happened last year. We got to see Will Osula make his debut instead

Naa... You'll definitely have to have it because I've bought the domain www.daveythewalkervillewizard.com in preparation for the live show to follow, it'll be a bit like a male Mystic Meg playing the clerbs, you'll be dressed like Gandalf and basically doing Derek Achorah's act with a football quiz & bingo thrown in. Contract being finalized today, it'll be emailed out to you for signing tomorrow 👍

Anyone going to the Celtic game but not in the NUFC section. It’s sold out for us.

Wouldn't be surprised if Mbuemo to Man Utd falls through if Bruno has refused to go to Saudi and Sancho is on his way back