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Fuck off.

I've got two kids under eight and have been for a week in a 5* all inclusive hotel in each of the last two years without any kids. Just to really pile on your misery.

Coast wankers tbh, they were scraping a living fishing for herring not too many years ago now they're Lah-di-da. Fucking cod heeds.

Not at all. Just jealous as fuck. I once went 5 star before kids, seems like a very distant memory.

You're not allowed nice things according to Renton.

Of course it's all inclusive, don't normally do them but saved up for our silver anniversary so went the extra mile, normally prefer a private villa but due a change. Consider me the the bloke who saved his money but had his bait in a sunblest bag who the bairns called 'bogey'. It's all about dignity, Mon Ami!

"Alreet bonny lad, non of that Fanta Naranja lark shite, get some of that Say-Vay-Tha in there" "¿Señor de la cerveza?" "Easy for yee to say" "Chop on now lad, its Fiesta time" "Señor, es Siesta?" "Aye aye, jog on Pedro"

I'm still amazed that 1) HMHM is at a hotel which has a minibar 2) the minibar (now) has more than 1 type of local beer and 3) he can afford to drink from said minibar. If you're about to tell me it's all inclusive and included I'm reassessing my life.

Dan Burn should be in the players list imo

Some of the Bruce ones felt that long tbf.

Also today, had a black Adidas NUFC t-shirt on and been stopped and spoken with by a few Spanish workers/gardeners and an Italian inter fan all talking about NUFC, a Spanish gardener Málaga fan was telling me about Cordero(sp) who's signing from his team, says they're not happy with him fucking off but what a player he is/could be. Of course I said to everyone of therm, 'do you hate the makems anarrl?' and they all replied they absolutely did and they only spoke to me because they loved the Amazon prime show about us.

Went back to the room at our hotel, kid comes in to top up mini bar, I says no to Fanta but I'll have more moretti, he gets confused and says cruzcampo, I say, cruzcampo, moretti and Heineken are fine, he comes back full of bottles and cans of moretti, cruzcampo AND Heineken. I just start laughing, give him the internationally recognised thumbs up and say 'muchos gracias, mi amigo, Tu numero Uno trabajar in Ikos' basically telling him in pidgin Spanish that I'm very grateful and he's the best worker in this hotel' he laughed and got the drift. 😁 More as I get it.

Slot and Salah will get it. Slot: He's won the league at the first attempt, with little fuss. Salah: Most goals, most assists, won the league.

That crowd makes me want to commit murder. I am however a very grumpy old man.

Dear me, Holden needs a new keyboard / brain.

Any Osees fans here ( oh sees OCS thee oh Sees, etc) Been wanting to see them for years now coming to Brighton next month Should be a loud night

Forest breached PSR. You can't be patting them on the back for being all the better for it.

Plus he got a FA Cup Semi too. But Agree Slot will get it.

WTF she done?

Serves him right for plagurising Eddo Brandes' brilliant sledge on Glenn McGrath.

That's a fucking long season!

I think Nuno would have deserved it if they got CL. However, getting a team from 17th to 7th is still an amazing feat. Slot will get it. Sarah will get it.

Unless your Jonjo Shelvey, in which case the linesman raises his flag, the defenders stop, Shelvey scores and VAR gives him the goal anyway

I hope he gets another yellow card from the bench. That would be a good quiz question. "Which player received a yellow card but did not make an appearance for Newcastle in 2024-2025 season?"

I'm convinced it'll be Salah & Slot. I think POTS is likely to be clear cut. Manager is up for debate though. Whilst I think it will be Slot, I don't think it should be - he's basically ran with Klopp's team at a canter. Even if Forest don't get Champions League, Nuno has performed miracles - that team was nailed on for relegation and they're likely to just miss out on CL - reminds me of us when we finished 5th under Pardew. And then there's Eddie ... he's the bloke who's finally delivered silverware to NUFC and there's a real chance could finish as runners up. That's far more of an achievement than what Slot has achieved IMO.