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Aye me too. I missed the build up. What’s Glasners story?

The BBC pundits immediately into whether someone should come in and buy Eze ffs.

Watching the build up and I don't like the one Palace fan I know, but I think I'd quite like to see them win. Just to break up the sheer monotony of Man City doing it, and to get them back for letting Man United win it last year. Their manager seems a canny bloke - didn't know that story about how his playing career ended. Eze seems a nice enough lad too.

Wrong thread point still stands

All Man City out of spite aren’t we?

So what you’re saying is “ Come on Sweet Caroline…” is about Bukkake?

"The overlords of heads-down, no-nonsense group masturbation." Copyright Al Needham, Chart Music Podcast.

It sounds so nice What you’re proposing. Just once or twice…

Here we go again. Like watching Status Quo have a group wank.

That’s left the table a bit tattie , mind.

The Isak bonus story is a serious data leek.

He'll be a huge miss for them if he does go.

If you know you know…

Best I could do.

Just looked up the top three bars in Pennywell on tripadvisor… 1. The Slug and Bog Roll 2. The Dog’s Bog 3. The 8 Ace Beer Gardens Looks like a canny day out, marra! FTM

A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers).

If somehow, and I know this is a stretch of the Imagineation, but if our lads had gone out in a suburb of sunderland, the place, it’s owners and staff would have been fucking throttled both on their message board and in real life. They’d probably be shut now with a fucking stocks outside.

Anyway, it’s not the Orca’s you need to worry about … … Amble is infested with Pathetic Sharks! ( Bonus DLT and George and Lynda !)

He's scared they'll try and mate with him

i think 69 is the minimum if chelsea and forest draw then 67 would do it on goal difference. as it stands... Arsenal: 68 (+33) - Newcastle (H), Southampton (A) Newcastle: 66 (+23) - Arsenal (A), Everton (H) Man City: 65 (+24) - Bournemouth (H), Fulham (A) Chelsea: 66 (+20) - Nottingham Forest (A) Aston Villa: 66 (+9) - Man Utd (A) Nottingham Forest: 62 (+12) - West Ham (A), Chelsea (H) prediction Newcastle 72 - win both thus arsenal losing a 2 horse race. Arsenal 71 - beat southampton City 69 - win one, draw one Chelsea 69 - win last game. Villa 69 - win last game Forest 65 - lose to Chelsea chores done now to focus on today.

The Coquet is only about 3ft deep at the weir- they’d be scraping their whale cocks on the bedrock for a good half mile before they got anywhere near it. I think you’ll be safe having a plodge by the castle and hermitage.