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He's now getting a military parade for his birthday in true dictator style

In fairness, if he's committed to pretending Brexit isn't a thing then this is all he can actually do. We get shafted by the US because we are a complete irrelevance trading on the last crumbs of our historical prestige. We are spent as a world player and need to either rejoin and contribute to guidance of the EU, creating a more powerful and cohesive international power - or remain isolated and diminish into at best a regional power that is middling top 20 on economy within the next 50 years, with declining living standards and brain drain into the continent. I don't think I'll ever stop being angry about Brexit. I feel humiliated by it.

Nothing quite like taking a piss while listening to this man fart his way through Stars on 45.

How would your lack of realisation assist? Is this some sort of Jedi mind trick?

Fyp

Didn't realise Chelsea were playing tonight. Hopefully that helps us at the weekend.

Urghhhh, just listened to the obsequiousness of Starmer there on the newsagents. That's it, I'm done. Trouble is the alternatives are still worse. Existentially worse.

Disgusting cover, should never have been allowed!!! That plane is a DeHaviland mosquito, they weren't deployed to the far East because they were made of wood and the heat and humidity would have had them falling to bits, it should be a Bristol Beaufighter (aka whispering death by the japs) outrageous error.

Could never get some pages to open

Christened Jaysus O’Christ tbs tbs.

Irish, so I hear.

Erm, I have questions ....

The thrill of finding a dirty mag in a hedge or bushes is something the youth of today will probably never experience.

We export mainly luxury cars like Land Rovers, so that seems about right. I assume it's per annum.

But Jesus was still whiter than white, right? RIGHT?!?!

Had Bristol CITY v Sheffield UNITED for about 20 minutes and it's been pretty instructive listening to the sky commentary team. They can't call them just Bristol or Sheffield as there's other Bristol and Sheffield clubs but they're fucked if they're going to say just 'City' or 'United' only so every time they mention them it's Bristol City or it's Sheffield United. Every time.

Wait until he finds out there have already been black popes

Big result for the bloke at work who, for some reason, was aghast at the idea of the pope being black. It’s only the pope, not Doctor Who

I’ve seen a bigger crowd when kids go on school trips

Would be good if someone could score a goal in any game tonight

All police leave cancelled in Sunderland today apparently https://x.com/patrickscottlad/status/1920494033656279435

This anti-DEI shit is getting ridiculous now.