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Wrong thread point still stands

All Man City out of spite aren’t we?

So what you’re saying is “ Come on Sweet Caroline…” is about Bukkake?

"The overlords of heads-down, no-nonsense group masturbation." Copyright Al Needham, Chart Music Podcast.

It sounds so nice What you’re proposing. Just once or twice…

Here we go again. Like watching Status Quo have a group wank.

That’s left the table a bit tattie , mind.

The Isak bonus story is a serious data leek.

He'll be a huge miss for them if he does go.

If you know you know…

Best I could do.

Just looked up the top three bars in Pennywell on tripadvisor… 1. The Slug and Bog Roll 2. The Dog’s Bog 3. The 8 Ace Beer Gardens Looks like a canny day out, marra! FTM

A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers).

If somehow, and I know this is a stretch of the Imagineation, but if our lads had gone out in a suburb of sunderland, the place, it’s owners and staff would have been fucking throttled both on their message board and in real life. They’d probably be shut now with a fucking stocks outside.

Anyway, it’s not the Orca’s you need to worry about … … Amble is infested with Pathetic Sharks! ( Bonus DLT and George and Lynda !)

He's scared they'll try and mate with him

i think 69 is the minimum if chelsea and forest draw then 67 would do it on goal difference. as it stands... Arsenal: 68 (+33) - Newcastle (H), Southampton (A) Newcastle: 66 (+23) - Arsenal (A), Everton (H) Man City: 65 (+24) - Bournemouth (H), Fulham (A) Chelsea: 66 (+20) - Nottingham Forest (A) Aston Villa: 66 (+9) - Man Utd (A) Nottingham Forest: 62 (+12) - West Ham (A), Chelsea (H) prediction Newcastle 72 - win both thus arsenal losing a 2 horse race. Arsenal 71 - beat southampton City 69 - win one, draw one Chelsea 69 - win last game. Villa 69 - win last game Forest 65 - lose to Chelsea chores done now to focus on today.

The Coquet is only about 3ft deep at the weir- they’d be scraping their whale cocks on the bedrock for a good half mile before they got anywhere near it. I think you’ll be safe having a plodge by the castle and hermitage.

It's alright, @RobinRobin, I've got this one....

We don’t want a bumming though for goal difference.

They’ll have to issue leaflets when they inevitably go down and play the Smoggies. “ Welcome to the Dickinson. This is the stadium name, not an instruction”