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I've had a few experiences like that, I'll just embrace it if it ever happens again, maybe stick a daffodil up my arse to soften the scenery?

I had a similar experience at the doctor’s recently. I’ll spare you the details but degrading is an understatement. I’ll just say I was being examined in what can only be described as a vulnerable pose. Thankfully all clear here too

Getting 16 year old Shane vibes, CT?

16 year old RW

We’ve signed Alfie Hutchison - whoever the fuck he is

He doesn't know?

Looks like Pope meant to post that on Wilsons page?

Done

Still looks better than going to Glastonbury

Didn't realise he only got 7 international caps because he spat his dummy out at the SFA cos he did 6 weeks in jail when he nutted someone on the pitch.

They contain Oestrogen which grows breast tissue in men apparently (something to do with how much cows milk is in iirc)

I suppose calling your autobiography “Big Dunc” is pretty indicative as to the egotistical, narcissistic level of the read before a page is turned (or listened to) mind

Lalo Schifrin.

Glad you're alright but what was he basing that on? Never heard any suggestion that benign lumps could be formed from having too many protein shakes before.

Even bigger clanger if we didn't include a buy back clause. I think he's going to become an England regular in a couple of seasons.

Had a lump in my tit. Had to go to the breast cancer clinic to get it checked out. Thankfully it was nothing and the doctor reckoned it's probably off eating too much fake protein in shakes/bars/yoghurts. The experience at the clinic was probably the most emasculating of my life though. A young lass had to squeeze my pec (moob) into a breast scanner, then I had to sit in a waiting room full of elderly women for 2 hours staring at a wall and getting side eyed, before the doctor asked to examine my balls in case I had a lump there too. Drove myself home after and didn't even put the radio on. Just sat in silence feeling violated. FML

Barry and Hazel and their friends at breakfast this morning complaining it's raining in the Lakes. 🤣 'bloomin eck Hazel, I wunder why there's so many lakes oop ere'

he'll probably know toonpack then.

This was last seasons selection of elite clubs originals shirts. They've done us dirty. Ours is shite in comparison.