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28 mins after their release we've done nothing but complain about when we play them have we? Not a single peep, man. Rent free in their heads

Aye we're quaking in our boots. It definitely won't be nice to have a training game after an actual game, against an actual club, with actual stakes.

People cross the road when they see my dog. All it wants to do is shag legs. The most terrifying part is she's a girl doing it... That and she's 8 stone... Anyway, I agree.

In full: August Sat 16 Aston Villa (A) Sat 23 Liverpool (H) Sat 30 Leeds United (A) September Sat 13 Wolves (H) Tue 16/Wed 17/Thu 18 CL 1 Sat 20 Bournemouth (A) Carabao Cup 3 Sat 27 Arsenal (H) Tue 30/Wed 01 CL2 October Sat 04 Nottingham Forest (H) Sat 18 Brighton (A) Tue 21/Wed 22 CL3 Sat 25 Fulham (H) November Sat 01 West Ham (A) Tue 04/Wed 05 CL 4 Sat 08 Brentford (A) Sat 22 Manchester City (H) Tue 25/Wed 26 CL5 Sat 29 Everton (A) December Wed 03 Spurs (H) Sat 06 Burnley (H) Tue 09/Wed 10 CL6 Sat 13 mackems (A) Sat 20 Chelsea (H) Sat 27 Manchester United (A) Tue 30 Burnley (A) January Sat 03 Crystal Palace (H) Sat 10 FAC 3 Wed 07 Leeds United (H) Sat 17 Wolves (A) Tue 20/Wed 21 CL7 Sat 24 Aston Villa (H) Wed 28 CL8 Sat 31 Liverpool (A) February Sat 07 Brentford (H) Wed 11 Spurs (A) Sat 21 Manchester City (A) Sat 28 Everton (H) March Wed 04 Manchester United (H) Sat 14 Chelsea (A) Sat 21 mackems (H) April Sat 11 Crystal Palace (A) Sat 18 Bournemouth (H) Sat 25 Arsenal (A) May Sat 02 Brighton (H) Sat 09 Nottingham Forest (A) Sun 17 West Ham (H) Sun 24 Fulham (A)

13th December - away 21st March - home

December. Mackems will be praying that's a champions leaygue week Really decent run in as well

13th Dec (a) 21st Mar (h)

When’s the derby?

Good time to play them and about time we beat those cunts in the league

Followed by Liverpool at home!

Villa away first up.

I think the primary difference is Joelinton walks the tightrope in respect of opposition players. Joao Pedro seems to do so with his own team-mates. But I agree, big Joe will knock him into shape fairly quickly.

Joelinton would set him right a few seconds into his first strop in training the mans fucking terrifying but like...terrifying in the way your enormous lovable dog is terrifying.

I suspect that lad watched the video by The Athletic and came up with the story. Him and Sven with Tino and Lewis would be a quality back 4 though.

Ordered mine a size up as usual, opened it and it looked the part then noticed on the inside collar it said slim fit. That’s that fucked then.

He has even fucked that up.

I mean he was never arnie but I can't recall weller being that thin when he was in the jam. he probably should've done a song called the long cold winter and worn a puffa jacket.

They'll not be relegated that quick mate, not possible, even for them.

Shoobydooby shoobydooby etc etc Anyway, fixtures today...am predicting the mackems before the end of September...

If you think he walks a tightrope, I would like to introduce you to Joelinton. Joao Pedro would be an amateur compared to him

being as he's most definitely still looking in, this one's dedicated to you gemmill, the style council's classic 'long hot mitch summer just passed me by'....

Her bra certainly is.

Is his greatest negotiation negotiating his negotiated departure?

Not behind a paywall at the moment... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/359b6da9d9baf06b It is now 🙄 https://archive.is/k6FCK

I expect he's leaving early because he's not involved in any negotiations